I have to admit-- I didn't watch last night's episode. Can you believe that I actually forgot it was on? Wow---that's a first. I guess I was much too excited about "The Biggest Loser"--anyway that's besides the point. Poor David never got the credit he deserved so I'm happy he got sent home. All that hard work every week, and then no credit. Who needs to be put through that torture??? Not him. So long buddy---great job on losing 20 lbs!
Quick rumor alert. Word on the street is Julianne wants off the show! She's way to busy and can't seem to juggle it all. Also, she and Chuck are in some trouble romantically (who didn't see that coming?) I'll confirm when I get more details...but keep an ear out for it.
Later--
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Week 5 Review---Wake up INCONSISTENT JUDGES!
Okay first off---let me just say, unfortunately I have no video for you all to view this week. My very sweet and very talented camera man (Mr. Isai) was working at his real job (not his fake camera man job) and so I was not able to get another video out for you all. But, I think it's safe to say---you'll have a video next week. I have a couple ideas. I hope it's worth the wait.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way---I'd like to start off with some general comments and observations.
1. Week 5 and we have another star trip on the steps. This one, I almost missed. Julianne had a teenie little slip right before the camera panned on to the next couple. I noticed most of the dancers and stars have realized the danger of this grand staircase and tread very lightly coming down. If you recall, the first couple of weeks...we had very bouncy stars just bursting out of their shoes coming down those stairs...now ---not so much. I think the contestants need to seriously get some cleats for that grand entrance.
2. Have any of you noticed they crazy things people choose to wear during rehearsals? It's insane. I'm not talking about the obvious Edyta leg warmers---I'm referring to the sweaters (while dancing---hello--sweat city), or the scarfs, the freaking blue jeans! and let's not forget the flowy shirts over the bras...weird weird stuff. It's so strange. Just pay attention.
3. It's official---Carrie Ann and Bruno annoy me! Bruno especially. He has always irritated me but I guess before, I must have been distracted by my Maks--so I let it slide--but since he departed so quickly this season I now have nothing to look at but bRUIN-o my night! He needs to be stopped. That BruNO one likes you has really struck a nerve with me this season. But, believe it or not...he's still better than Samantha. He's that judge I love to hate----Samantha---still can't interview.
4. The judges have their favorites (Melissa, Jilles, Shawn and Lil Kim) and so the rest of the crew should just give up now.
Now on to the dances:
1. Chulianne--I felt they improved from last week. I also felt Chuck or as B"rude"no calls him...Check had his pants painted on. Yowzaaas! I felt Bruno and Len gave fair scores but Carrie Ann on the other hand, (obviously couldn't see through her lion mane hair) because she was way off in her scores with him. And this was the first time all season and probably the last that I agreed with Bruno. Carrie Ann is the annoying one...not Check's dancing! I have to mention the "down on bended knee" comment that Samantha brought up in the red room. I will admit that for a small moment, I thought Chuck was gonna ask Julianne to marry him (the good old fashioned way---on TV)---but I soon realized it was just a part of her choreography. You know Samantha was probably thinking of what to say about it and then felt so witty in coming up with her comment of " was that bended knee showing us that you're one step closer to that commitment?"--What the heck Samantha---I think they've been dating a whopping 5 months or something. Chuck's answer was perfect--"No". Julianne put on a good face but I don't think she appreciated Samantha's comments or Chuck's quick "No"---
Samantha---"I think this is what they call a comment that...BACKFIRES." Nice try---try again.
2. L.T. and Edyta- The only thing I like about this couple is Edyta. Sorry, L.T. but you're so focused (or as Edyta would say faackused) on winning that it doesn't seem like he's even having a good time. It really turns me off to him. I was hoping they would give him good scores just to lighten him up a bit but---still no success. It's obvious the judges have their favorites and there is no getting them to change their mind about it. Poor, poor Edyta---no discoball trophy for you this season. Maybe season #26.
3. Shawn and Mark---Nice outfit---NOT---that was so unflattering (it made her manly back look way more manly in that V-cut tassel thing) She looked like she was 45 not 17. Eeks. Their dancing was good but Carrie Ann is very inconsistent in her judging. Are you the lift police or not? What's up with the (and I quote) "I'll let the other lift go because it worked with the dance." What?--I believe the other lifts people do also work with the dance...you moron. But instead we allow her to continue to dock points off other contestants for lifts---while others are okay because now she feels like it. Oh brother---I'm done with her.
4. Melissa and Tony-The moment I heard Melissa say, "It is so hard for me to be serious" I couldn't help but go back to that final after the rose ceremony on the Bachelor where she was "surprisingly dumped" (to this day---i think that whole breaking up on TV thing was soooo scripted) anyway---I laughed because she wasn't believable then trying to be serious and I highly doubted she could do it now. But much to my surprise she did keep a pretty serious face for most of the dance. ---About the dance---you might all remember that the Paso Doble is my absolute favorite dance and she didn't do it justice. She wasn't on her moves, she looked shaky out there. She wasn't precise or aggressive enough. They judges kept saying how difficult the routine was---well, I don't recall seeing any fancy footwork in the choreography like Maks used to give us. Paso Doble Dance + Maks = Best routine EVER!
Anyway--I thought her scores were bogus! Once again, proving my theory that these judges have their favorites and carry them through. One final thought, similar to that stupid backup dancer and her hair necklaces---I'm over the added glitter to Melissa's tramp stamp. OVER IT!
5. David Allen Grier (DAG) and Kym "crazy eyes" Johnson-- Correct me if' I'm wrong but were they not doing the Viennese Waltz? What's up with the Paso Doble face DAG??? Wrong face buddy---wrong wrong face. That little kick he did on the steps at the beginning was okay but his landing was awful. He looked like the 'I've fallen and I can't get up" lady. Overall, I felt like they did a good job. I think Bruno's comment about the--"you look like a dog by a lamp post comment" was once again very rude and uncalled for. DAG was not happy about that! Poor guy--give him some 8's already. He's a good sport and was once again robbed of some good scores. He did way better than Melissa but you'd never know it if you saw the scoreboard!
6. Jilles and the new homewrecker of the season CHERYL---Do you know why Jilles brought his son with him to rehearsal? It's Mrs. Jilles wife's way of reminding Cheryl that he's MARRIED! HE HAS A FAMILY! I'm telling you...something is not right with Cheryl these days. What's up with her low tops during rehearsals? Every single shot has her in something low cut. They did an excellent job and I loved the fancy foot work but I don't think it was totally necessary for Jilles to be dancing sans bollero jacket. Goodness gracious! Call me crazy but even though the dance was excellent---it wasn't perfect so thank you Len you old fart...from the bottom of my heart for being REAL and not being blinded by his sweaty bare chest! As for Bruno---SIT DOWN YOU CLOWN and keep your mouth shut!
7. Steve-O and Lacey-- Bless his heart---he's trying but he's no good. He can't keep up with her and he looks like he's always off. Let this be a lesson to you kids out there---This is a direct result of alcohol and drug abuse. It's nothing to be messed with. I hate how the judges baby him. I mean come on...they are so hard on L.T---so hard on DAG and then they are so sweet and loving with Steve-O---they are either afraid Steve-O will crack under pressure or they're a tad racist. Hmmmm something to think about!
8. Ty and Chelsie-- They are so funny together. I love the way they work off one another and it's obvious they have a good friendship. Unfortunately, the judges were right...he's way too stiff. WAY WAY too stiff. I hope he stays. I also loved the "it's like having a bull named Dancer" comment back to Samantha's dumb comment. He's pretty witty and clever. Come on Samantha---a dance about a bull fight and riding a bull are basically the same?--really? ughghhgagah
9. Little Kim (I refuse to call her Lil) and Derek--I have to admit our little ghetto jailbird is pretty good. She even got a standing O from Bob Sagot---that's something to write home to your inmates about! She did confirm something I had been suspecting all along...she's nuts. The drawing on the Buddha board sealed the deal for me. And let me ask you all this...since when is the Viennese Waltz described at sassy and sexy---uh excuse me...shouldn't that dance be elegant and graceful. Aye that Bruno...he's so inconsistent, too!
And I'll close with this one last thought...
Samantha----Buddha boards and Voodoo are not the same thing and they aren't even remotely related. Geez Louise!
Always consistent---
Len-da Isa-ba
Now that I've gotten that out of the way---I'd like to start off with some general comments and observations.
1. Week 5 and we have another star trip on the steps. This one, I almost missed. Julianne had a teenie little slip right before the camera panned on to the next couple. I noticed most of the dancers and stars have realized the danger of this grand staircase and tread very lightly coming down. If you recall, the first couple of weeks...we had very bouncy stars just bursting out of their shoes coming down those stairs...now ---not so much. I think the contestants need to seriously get some cleats for that grand entrance.
2. Have any of you noticed they crazy things people choose to wear during rehearsals? It's insane. I'm not talking about the obvious Edyta leg warmers---I'm referring to the sweaters (while dancing---hello--sweat city), or the scarfs, the freaking blue jeans! and let's not forget the flowy shirts over the bras...weird weird stuff. It's so strange. Just pay attention.
3. It's official---Carrie Ann and Bruno annoy me! Bruno especially. He has always irritated me but I guess before, I must have been distracted by my Maks--so I let it slide--but since he departed so quickly this season I now have nothing to look at but bRUIN-o my night! He needs to be stopped. That BruNO one likes you has really struck a nerve with me this season. But, believe it or not...he's still better than Samantha. He's that judge I love to hate----Samantha---still can't interview.
4. The judges have their favorites (Melissa, Jilles, Shawn and Lil Kim) and so the rest of the crew should just give up now.
Now on to the dances:
1. Chulianne--I felt they improved from last week. I also felt Chuck or as B"rude"no calls him...Check had his pants painted on. Yowzaaas! I felt Bruno and Len gave fair scores but Carrie Ann on the other hand, (obviously couldn't see through her lion mane hair) because she was way off in her scores with him. And this was the first time all season and probably the last that I agreed with Bruno. Carrie Ann is the annoying one...not Check's dancing! I have to mention the "down on bended knee" comment that Samantha brought up in the red room. I will admit that for a small moment, I thought Chuck was gonna ask Julianne to marry him (the good old fashioned way---on TV)---but I soon realized it was just a part of her choreography. You know Samantha was probably thinking of what to say about it and then felt so witty in coming up with her comment of " was that bended knee showing us that you're one step closer to that commitment?"--What the heck Samantha---I think they've been dating a whopping 5 months or something. Chuck's answer was perfect--"No". Julianne put on a good face but I don't think she appreciated Samantha's comments or Chuck's quick "No"---
Samantha---"I think this is what they call a comment that...BACKFIRES." Nice try---try again.
2. L.T. and Edyta- The only thing I like about this couple is Edyta. Sorry, L.T. but you're so focused (or as Edyta would say faackused) on winning that it doesn't seem like he's even having a good time. It really turns me off to him. I was hoping they would give him good scores just to lighten him up a bit but---still no success. It's obvious the judges have their favorites and there is no getting them to change their mind about it. Poor, poor Edyta---no discoball trophy for you this season. Maybe season #26.
3. Shawn and Mark---Nice outfit---NOT---that was so unflattering (it made her manly back look way more manly in that V-cut tassel thing) She looked like she was 45 not 17. Eeks. Their dancing was good but Carrie Ann is very inconsistent in her judging. Are you the lift police or not? What's up with the (and I quote) "I'll let the other lift go because it worked with the dance." What?--I believe the other lifts people do also work with the dance...you moron. But instead we allow her to continue to dock points off other contestants for lifts---while others are okay because now she feels like it. Oh brother---I'm done with her.
4. Melissa and Tony-The moment I heard Melissa say, "It is so hard for me to be serious" I couldn't help but go back to that final after the rose ceremony on the Bachelor where she was "surprisingly dumped" (to this day---i think that whole breaking up on TV thing was soooo scripted) anyway---I laughed because she wasn't believable then trying to be serious and I highly doubted she could do it now. But much to my surprise she did keep a pretty serious face for most of the dance. ---About the dance---you might all remember that the Paso Doble is my absolute favorite dance and she didn't do it justice. She wasn't on her moves, she looked shaky out there. She wasn't precise or aggressive enough. They judges kept saying how difficult the routine was---well, I don't recall seeing any fancy footwork in the choreography like Maks used to give us. Paso Doble Dance + Maks = Best routine EVER!
Anyway--I thought her scores were bogus! Once again, proving my theory that these judges have their favorites and carry them through. One final thought, similar to that stupid backup dancer and her hair necklaces---I'm over the added glitter to Melissa's tramp stamp. OVER IT!
5. David Allen Grier (DAG) and Kym "crazy eyes" Johnson-- Correct me if' I'm wrong but were they not doing the Viennese Waltz? What's up with the Paso Doble face DAG??? Wrong face buddy---wrong wrong face. That little kick he did on the steps at the beginning was okay but his landing was awful. He looked like the 'I've fallen and I can't get up" lady. Overall, I felt like they did a good job. I think Bruno's comment about the--"you look like a dog by a lamp post comment" was once again very rude and uncalled for. DAG was not happy about that! Poor guy--give him some 8's already. He's a good sport and was once again robbed of some good scores. He did way better than Melissa but you'd never know it if you saw the scoreboard!
6. Jilles and the new homewrecker of the season CHERYL---Do you know why Jilles brought his son with him to rehearsal? It's Mrs. Jilles wife's way of reminding Cheryl that he's MARRIED! HE HAS A FAMILY! I'm telling you...something is not right with Cheryl these days. What's up with her low tops during rehearsals? Every single shot has her in something low cut. They did an excellent job and I loved the fancy foot work but I don't think it was totally necessary for Jilles to be dancing sans bollero jacket. Goodness gracious! Call me crazy but even though the dance was excellent---it wasn't perfect so thank you Len you old fart...from the bottom of my heart for being REAL and not being blinded by his sweaty bare chest! As for Bruno---SIT DOWN YOU CLOWN and keep your mouth shut!
7. Steve-O and Lacey-- Bless his heart---he's trying but he's no good. He can't keep up with her and he looks like he's always off. Let this be a lesson to you kids out there---This is a direct result of alcohol and drug abuse. It's nothing to be messed with. I hate how the judges baby him. I mean come on...they are so hard on L.T---so hard on DAG and then they are so sweet and loving with Steve-O---they are either afraid Steve-O will crack under pressure or they're a tad racist. Hmmmm something to think about!
8. Ty and Chelsie-- They are so funny together. I love the way they work off one another and it's obvious they have a good friendship. Unfortunately, the judges were right...he's way too stiff. WAY WAY too stiff. I hope he stays. I also loved the "it's like having a bull named Dancer" comment back to Samantha's dumb comment. He's pretty witty and clever. Come on Samantha---a dance about a bull fight and riding a bull are basically the same?--really? ughghhgagah
9. Little Kim (I refuse to call her Lil) and Derek--I have to admit our little ghetto jailbird is pretty good. She even got a standing O from Bob Sagot---that's something to write home to your inmates about! She did confirm something I had been suspecting all along...she's nuts. The drawing on the Buddha board sealed the deal for me. And let me ask you all this...since when is the Viennese Waltz described at sassy and sexy---uh excuse me...shouldn't that dance be elegant and graceful. Aye that Bruno...he's so inconsistent, too!
And I'll close with this one last thought...
Samantha----Buddha boards and Voodoo are not the same thing and they aren't even remotely related. Geez Louise!
Always consistent---
Len-da Isa-ba
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Uhhh Excuse me Cheryl...
But the man you claim you've had the most chemistry with EVER---is MARRIED! You hussy! What is going on with Cheryl? I remember when she was partnered with Drew Lachey and there was talk that she was busting up that marriage, then there were reports about a little kissy kissy with Gerard Butler, then my Maksy...I'm not liking what I see or what I hear. And let me tell you this..if I was Gilles wife and I heard that declaration of "I've never felt this chemistry with anyone---ever---on the dancefloor. I didn't see anyone else in the room but you"---(yeah no kidding...you didn't see his wife in the front row either!)---anyway, if I were Mrs. Gilles...ooooo baby...watch out. She'd be toast!
Last night was by far the best elimination night because I think Samatha spoke less than 30 w0rds all night. 30 words too many---but still, I'll take what I can get!
I think you'd all like to know that one of the professionals that danced last night was Carrie Ann's ex. How awkward must that have been.
Didn't Boys II Men have 4 group members...Did we lose one?
And last but not least...hurray hurray Karrrina has gone away!
Until next week...
Last night was by far the best elimination night because I think Samatha spoke less than 30 w0rds all night. 30 words too many---but still, I'll take what I can get!
I think you'd all like to know that one of the professionals that danced last night was Carrie Ann's ex. How awkward must that have been.
Didn't Boys II Men have 4 group members...Did we lose one?
And last but not least...hurray hurray Karrrina has gone away!
Until next week...
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Week 4 --A night of newsflashes!
Did I mention I love the "new and improved" grand staircase??? I love it! I anxiously await the presentation of the couples every week as they come bouncing down those steps. This week I noticed everyone was taking it easy and thought to myself..."oh man--we're not gonna have a fall this week"---I love when I'm wrong! Did you all see Karrrrrina almost eat it? I'm telling you---this girl will do anything to get off this show. She's willing to take a major tumble down the stairs just to be done with the Woz! Come on..how many near falls do you have to see to learn --slow it down! Too darn bad! I guess the Woz has pretty good reflexes. Great. The guy is a total space cadet but he has good reflexes. GREAT---that's just great!
Okay I didn't think it was possible for Samantha's voice to get any lower than it already is but...once again I was proved wrong. Good grief!---You're sick? Stay home and stop infecting others...outbreak monkey!
Okay now on to the dances:
David Allen Grier (DAG) and Kym--
Not much to say here, except how the heck do they expect DAG to Lindy Hop in a freaking tuxedo! I mean---come on---suspenders, bow tie, and a cumberbun??? He can't move with that restricting costume. Not to mention it didn't even match Kym's outfit. Stupid wardrobe people. The other hoppers last night all had very elasticy type clothes and poor DAG is dressed like a waiter. Nice. Real Nice. SABOTAGE! He really needs to start playing up the fact that he's funny cause when he's serious he's boring!
Notice when Bruno starts to give his criticism (just for the record---that little pip squeak is really out of control and mean this season---He's totally cruisen for a bruisen) DAG looks like he's gonna tear his head off. It's quite funny, actually.
Oh and I thought it was so nice of Carrie Ann to point out that he's an "old cookie"---Excuse me missy---weren't you on that hit show "In Living Color" together back in the day??? That makes you an old cookie as well! Idiot!
Lil' Kim and Derek
Okay much like her mystery mole that changes every week...so does her look. Was that the same trash---err girl as last week? Oh brother, I loved how Lil' Kim's biggest challenge this week was not smiling. Here's a thought on how to wipe that smile of your face---why not think of your time in the hoosegow? That should bring back some awful memories right?---Oh yeah right...her time in the Big House was spent with her "girls" watching Dancing with the Stars there...rough life! I noticed the mole was significantly smaller this week. I knew that sucker was a fake. I also noticed she needs to lay off the mascara just a tad--good grief I thought I saw spiders coming out at me. Also, Len got just a tad excited describing that dance. Whoa buddy---whoa.
The dance was quite good, I must admit but was it worth a 10?---not so sure!
Chuck & Julianne (Chulianne)
First off--was her hair pink? Secondly---hey there Chucky...NEWSFLASH: I have a weird fear of falling on my head, too and so does everyone else. A fall on the head = oops you're dead! In his defense I will say the idea Julianne had of him flipping over her---come on Miss "I weigh 70 pounds" what are you thinking? Oh and I think it's safe to say that Bruno thinks he's a dancer this season! NEWSFLASH:--You're a judge Bruno! Nothing more!
I noticed Samantha was getting sicker by the minute and while interviewing Chulianne she apologized by saying, " A sick kid at home=sick mom at work" cue the coughing on Julianne. I guess we should expect to see Jules in the ER next week with Strep. NEWSFLASH Samantha: Stay home and give us a rest... I mean...and get some rest!
Edyta and LT-
LT is way too intense. In fact, I can't even accurately describe them this week so...here's a message from Edyta:
Okay I didn't think it was possible for Samantha's voice to get any lower than it already is but...once again I was proved wrong. Good grief!---You're sick? Stay home and stop infecting others...outbreak monkey!
Okay now on to the dances:
David Allen Grier (DAG) and Kym--
Not much to say here, except how the heck do they expect DAG to Lindy Hop in a freaking tuxedo! I mean---come on---suspenders, bow tie, and a cumberbun??? He can't move with that restricting costume. Not to mention it didn't even match Kym's outfit. Stupid wardrobe people. The other hoppers last night all had very elasticy type clothes and poor DAG is dressed like a waiter. Nice. Real Nice. SABOTAGE! He really needs to start playing up the fact that he's funny cause when he's serious he's boring!
Notice when Bruno starts to give his criticism (just for the record---that little pip squeak is really out of control and mean this season---He's totally cruisen for a bruisen) DAG looks like he's gonna tear his head off. It's quite funny, actually.
Oh and I thought it was so nice of Carrie Ann to point out that he's an "old cookie"---Excuse me missy---weren't you on that hit show "In Living Color" together back in the day??? That makes you an old cookie as well! Idiot!
Lil' Kim and Derek
Okay much like her mystery mole that changes every week...so does her look. Was that the same trash---err girl as last week? Oh brother, I loved how Lil' Kim's biggest challenge this week was not smiling. Here's a thought on how to wipe that smile of your face---why not think of your time in the hoosegow? That should bring back some awful memories right?---Oh yeah right...her time in the Big House was spent with her "girls" watching Dancing with the Stars there...rough life! I noticed the mole was significantly smaller this week. I knew that sucker was a fake. I also noticed she needs to lay off the mascara just a tad--good grief I thought I saw spiders coming out at me. Also, Len got just a tad excited describing that dance. Whoa buddy---whoa.
The dance was quite good, I must admit but was it worth a 10?---not so sure!
Chuck & Julianne (Chulianne)
First off--was her hair pink? Secondly---hey there Chucky...NEWSFLASH: I have a weird fear of falling on my head, too and so does everyone else. A fall on the head = oops you're dead! In his defense I will say the idea Julianne had of him flipping over her---come on Miss "I weigh 70 pounds" what are you thinking? Oh and I think it's safe to say that Bruno thinks he's a dancer this season! NEWSFLASH:--You're a judge Bruno! Nothing more!
I noticed Samantha was getting sicker by the minute and while interviewing Chulianne she apologized by saying, " A sick kid at home=sick mom at work" cue the coughing on Julianne. I guess we should expect to see Jules in the ER next week with Strep. NEWSFLASH Samantha: Stay home and give us a rest... I mean...and get some rest!
Edyta and LT-
LT is way too intense. In fact, I can't even accurately describe them this week so...here's a message from Edyta:
Overall-- it wasn't too spectacular---kinda a snoozefest!
EXCUSE ME but Boys II Men are the entertainment for elimination night! Oh brother. Are they still a group? I think they should call them Men II Old Men.
Chelsea and Ty--This is the first night I saw Ty as a loose cannon. He was a little too excited to throw Chelsea around. Watch out turbo...you're not a bull and she isn't' riding you...okay? However, I thought they did a good job. He's totally improving with every week that goes by. I love Chelsea's bumpit by the way...(it's a hair accessory that gives her that little bump in her bangs--and I have one, too!---go bumpit's go!)
As the night progressed and Sam was harder to hear...I was beaming! BEAMING.
Karrrina and Whoa-zniak--Question---Why do they bother asking anyone over 55 years of age to complete in DWTS. They aren't in the same league as the others, they never really make it far, and the judges are so brutal with them. The poor contestant is just asking to be ridiculed by signing up to be on the show. Now about the performance itself---I guess, Karrrina's awful hair last week wasn't' just the style for the dance---it's a bad perm. Who still gets a perm? Come on? Hey Harrrina---the chick from Flashdance called...she wants her hair back! As for Steve Whoa-zniak --that man is so weird...so so weird. He doesn't' even flinch when they tell him he STINKS. Stupid Bruno...I can smell your nasty BO from here!
Melissa and Tony-Don't give me that bull that dancing doesn't come easy for you. It so does and there is no shame in someone calling you a natural. I could have done without her face in Tony's crotch but whatever. I did notice they are always glitterifying her tramp stamp tattoo. Now that's classy stuff. Two 10's---wow..she did mess up a bit but I guess the difficulty alone was worth 10's. Very good dancing.
Holly and Dmitry--I think the pain you are feeling in your ribs might have something to do with the size of your chest. Just a thought! Sorry Holly---but it's time to go...you fell off the chair..while sitting on it???---oh dear. If you can't do that...you sure as heck can't do the dance. I'm also really over the constant giggling. I know that's how she deals with the negative feedback---but it really is like scratching a chalkboard.
Steve-O and Lacey---I'm surprised he's so stressed about a chaotic dance. He defines the word chaotic. I think the guy is going through withdrawals cause he's acting weirder and weirder by the minute! I did laugh at his --"Gosh, darn, dang it, golly gee, what the hey?" comment---that's definitely more family friendly than the beep beep beep beep from last week. The dance started okay but then got progressively worse and I noticed not one lift. I know his back is all tweaked but compared to the other couples...their dance was WEAK! Although, I did notice that there truly is only one Jackass on the show---he's short, he's mean, he's got a very thick accent, and he's gay. --Bruno strikes again. What a punk.
Oh I feel I need to mention that Tom was really on a roll with all the (pun definitely intended) "voice cracks" Samantha was experiencing. I think he's over her, too.
Gilles and Cheryl--I had to laugh when he said, "I feel I do have an advantage in this dance because I can act!" Showing your ding dong to the world doesn't make you an Oscar winner...just an Oscar Wiener! heh heh heh The dance was very good and I knew they would get all 10's. Cheryl was loving every minute of it.
Carrie Ann has entirely too many hot flashed during the show...hmmm payback for your "old cookie" comment perhaps?
Shawn and Mark--Boy oh boy---she gives a whole new meaning to the word THICK. I don't know why Mark was playing the nerd character again--didn't get it. And I must agree...although I loved watching her cool gymnastics...this is a DANCE competition...not a gymnastics meet...sorry...better luck next time.
Well, folks...hope you have a great week and that you enjoy the hit band Boys II Men tonight...(do you sense my sarcasm??)
Until then...keep dancing
Len-da
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Today I'm in mourning...
Of course I'm devasted that Maks's air time was so short BUT--the moment I heard he was paired up with Denise, way back before the show even began---I knew he never stood a chance. No one is going to vote in favor of a homewrecker who exploits her children! Not even for Maks.
The best part---how humiliating for Denise to be booted off before Steve Wozniak. COMPLETELY HUMILIATING.
Also, a message for Maks. You will always hold a special place in my heart but until you lose that fiancee of yours---your fans have definitely spoken.
Until next season for you Maksy...until then. XOXOX
The best part---how humiliating for Denise to be booted off before Steve Wozniak. COMPLETELY HUMILIATING.
Also, a message for Maks. You will always hold a special place in my heart but until you lose that fiancee of yours---your fans have definitely spoken.
Until next season for you Maksy...until then. XOXOX
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Week 3 Review
Hello fans---no time to waste.
First off, let me just say that I've had a few select friends ask me why I harbor so much anger and resentment toward Samantha---let me address this quickly.
Her strengths:
1. I will never say that Samantha isn't beautiful---cause she is.
2. She has a good body (but she needs to lay off the weights just a bit)
3. She has good hair and good clothes (But---so would any of us if we had her job.)
My issue with her is she sounds like a man and she's a horrible interviewer. Her questions make no sense, she isn't quick and she isn't witty---she just doesn't have that natural, easy-going feel that Tom has. It's a weird mix. Tom doesn't miss a beat. He fires back comments to the judges, he comes up with silly jokes in between the other mumbo jumbo---but Samantha comes across as trying wayyyy to hard to be funny, clever, and quick and her trying is futile cause she usually doesn't succeed at being any of those things. But---because my readers like Samantha---I'll try to lay off. I'm not promising anything---but I'll try. So---now that I've settled that--we can move on.
I know you all saw Gilles fall down the steps. This is the 3rd week and the third little slip we've witnessed. So, my dear friends, I think it's safe to say this "so called" new and improved staircase is my new favorite thing on the show! HYSTERICAL! I couldn't stop laughing. I could just imagine someone rolling all the way down the steps (like our very own little Leo---that's for Suzy). I'm waiting patiently for that ambulance to arrive for that accident. It will happen. Just you wait!
Next--Crazy Hairrrrrina. What the heck was up with Karina's hair? Well hello there Ms. bad perm. It was awful. She looked awful. And of course that made me happy.
And speaking of awful---the music last night was atrocious. Eeeks---the songs selected either didn't go with the dances or the musicians sounded weird singing them. All around bad!
Now on to the dances:
Denise and Maks-
Her hair looked like a rat's nest. I think she let her daughters play with it before her performance. She still looks unbelievably awkward out there. Her timing was way off and she knew it. Of course Maks (who showed us that he's very secure in a dress---as he should be--and that he has a little sense of humor--I never doubted you honey!) rocked it out there but while doing that he completely out danced her and it showed! While the judges were scoring---you can see Denise's bulging vein on her forehead about to burst! Watch out folks...she's gonna blow! I thought Carrie Ann and Bruno were right on and Len was wayyy too easy on her!
My favorite part of the whole Maks and Denise thing...besides Maks of course...was Tom questioning Carrie "hairy" Ann's ability to accurately see what really went on due to the very new and very thick set of bangs she sported. Gotta love Tommy! Speaking of Tom, I noticed he was holding the microphone but not using it. So pointless. Just as I figured... a stupid prop.
Sorry guys...my "trying" is over! I'm sure you all noticed that Maks thinks Samantha sucks at interviewing, too because he flat out mocked her during her questioning---that's my man!
Chuck and Julianne-
Well, he did look a tad feminine in the performance so I guess he did well, right? He had some pretty good moves, he looked much more comfortable out there. So far, I'm happy to see the two haven't called it quits but she's very competitive so let's cross our fingers their relationship makes it through this show. I felt the judges comments were very fair. I also thought it was pretty amusing to see Bruno say, "I actually started to see you Danth." Nice lisp buddy! Once again---I'll avoid the obvious zinger here---Bruno with a lisp...too too easy! Well, folks---I think Chuck is proving to be a competitor---go Chulianne!!!!
I did notice something during the Samantha "borefest"erviews---that no one really listens to what she's asking--they basically use that time to schmooze the audience and fans watching and say what they want. Sammy should just hand over the prop mic and say---"Is there anything you'd like to say to your fans?" Really...I would if I had nothing clever to say (which of course would never happen).
Good golly you're awful Holly and Dmitry-
She's way too skinny and frail. She looks like she's gonna snap in two. During her shimmy sessions I was afraid one of her boobsters would come flying out! In fact, I think there were entirely too many references to her boobs. When a gay guy goes there...you know it's too much. But I did hear she calls the "gals" Hugh and Hefner (after all...he did help pay for them---okay that's a lie but it was funny---Eat your heart out Samantha!) And what a punk her partner is...way to throw her under the bus Dmitry. Tom said it best and quite sarcastically (I might add) when he said "Holly can now be assured that Dmitry doesn't want Jewel back" Good going newbie...good going!
Steve-O and Lacey-
beep beep beep beep beep beep beeep beeep---sorry I couldn't stop cussing...no wait---that was Steve-O. Poor guy, he's trying so hard and he's still having trouble. I never thought this guy would take this show so seriously. He started out great and then one mess up after another, then he got frazzled, nervous, and hurt again! My goodness Jackass! You jump off of buildings, let cars run over you, taze yourself, shoot bean bag guns in your stomach and you can't handle DANCING?!?!? What the beep beep beep beep beep beep beep? --But seriously, I felt bad for him. He tried so hard and he gen-U-EYEnly looked like he was in major pain (yes, I'm making fun of the way Carrie Ann said the word genuine.) And on the making fun of Carrie Ann note...I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that she thought she was holding up the "You Rock" sign which is also considered the devil's sign to some-- but instead she was holding up the "I love you" sign. Marlee Matlin must have been so confused. heh heh heh. Comedy---pure comedy!
Oh and Lacey besides that horrid unflattering dress---don't ever call Steve-O babe again! He's not your boyfriend! Okay Julianne and Chuck!
LT and Edyta "Smoking body" Slavinska (who cares how you spell it)-
LT---how adorable are you?---giving up your golf game to get the dance just right. And I believe it paid off tremendously. That man's got some moves. What's up Emmett Smith? Samantha made another boo boo in the red room. She said, "I guess it was worth giving up your golf lesson for those scores."---Uhhh excuse me...golf lesson?? no...golf game! Tsk tsk tsk...open your ears girl and focus!
Shawn and Mark-
My dear friend pointed out that when Shawn talks the only part of her face that moves is her lower jaw. Why don't I just prop her on my knee and practice the art of Ventriloquism. Just watch. That aside...she did beautifully. She's definitely doing well. She also listens to her partner and judges and applies the tips they have to offer. Man oh man is this girl trained! Well guys, I have yet another Samantha blunder to report---sorry guys... I guess this wasn't the week for me to try and be nice to her. I just loved her question, " How is dancing different than gymnastics?" REALLY??? You can't tell? Oh brother! And then Shawn's response was, "Well in gymnastics I do flips and here I dance" Did you all see what Samantha did after that?? Let me refresh your memory. She said, " Uh yeah, of course"--a tad annoyed at the obvious answer. You want a better answer...ask a better question.
Gilles and Cheryl-
Not much to say here. They did great. Cheryl definitely likes Gilles and let's us know it. In fact, Carrie Ann said it best when she said, "She hasn't seen Cheryl like this for a while"- Well, that's because she actually stands a chance this season! Did I hear Bruno refer to Gilles as a red, hot, throbbing something??? I really didn't catch the last word cause I was cringing the whole time! Oh Bruno...calm down.
David Allen Grier and Kym-
He did a great job but he has to know he won't be this season's winner. He hasn't really done anything to stand out---other than be funny. I really need Carrie Ann to stop making references to her "In Living Color" days---Okay 2 snaps up...Let me give you a bit of advice. The star of In Living Color does not remember a back up dancer! LET IT GO!
The hundredth mistake Samistaka made was when she called David a Tony winner and sadly he had to correct her and say, "Nominee"---way to go Sam...way to go.
Steve Whoa-zniak and Hate-tina-
Give it up buddy. He actually thinks he has a shot. I mean...look at the torture he's putting himself through. Karrrrina doesn't really care that he's hurt...she's faking---she's secretly hoping this humiliation comes to an end. Okay and precisely at 1 hour and 21 minutes I saw this butt on my screen...did you see it??? well, you did...only you might have noticed that this butt was really just a close up of Steve's leg bent at the knee...My mouth dropped and I was convinced it was something else. Rest assured folks...it was just his leg. It was very funny though. --Did anyone else think that? Come on ...admit it. Oh dear and that worm....that dreadful little worm he attempted. Painful to watch. Karina blew the ending on purpose...she wants out. She threw herself on the ground. She'll do anything to be out of this commitment. and you know what missy---I'll do anything to mess up your commitment to Maks. The judges were right in what they said about him but my goodness---they were way harsh. I know, I know...I'm pretty brutal myself---BUT at least I have the decency to put it in writing and not say it to his Gazillion dollar face! heh heh heh. He's a good sport and he's rich. He'll be just fine once he's voted off...just fine.
Who does that back up singer think she's fooling---we know that crap you put on your head are all necklaces...all of them. I don't think I'll be mentioning her again. It's not even a surprise anymore. Just know---every week...when you see her..I'm one angry gal!
Melissa and Tony-
Since when does a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader have a cubicle? Isn't your office the gym or the field? Anyway, during the dance, I noticed some fools walking on the brand new and improved staircase---ooops caught-cha! She is a natural. They did very well and Tony is just beaming that he finally has a partner that is going to go far. They didn't care for Carrie Ann saying "Dancing obviously comes naturally for you"---comment did they?---well who are they kidding?..it does come naturally for her. She may not have ballroom danced before---but she is a natural. What? You don't know how to take a compliment anymore? Did our Bachelor ruin that for you, too??
Lil Kim and Derek--
Trash---total trash and Kim's pretty sleazy too! ha ha Seriously, the one thing those 2 have in common is the same eyebrows. A question--is that thing on Kim's lip a real mole, a fake mole, or a lip piercing? I swear that thing moves around. Moley Moley Moley! Oh my goodness and now for the best part of the whole entire evening!!! Did you all catch that while they were getting the scores in the red room Lil Kim jumped too much and her nipple pasty was showing?!?!? Please tell me you all caught that? Oh my goodness. Then as if that wasn't enough---Derek flat out cupped her breast.---well cupped isn't the right word cause his hand isn't that big...I guess we'll say he rested his hand on the boob whose pasty was visible. You know who else noticed---his co-stars behind him. They were busting up. Julianne brought it to their attention...HYSTERICAL!!!
Ty and Chelsea--
It's official. I love this guy! Wouldn't it be great if he won? The underdog! It's too bad Chelsea fell but he handled it perfectly! He kept going and didn't mess up much which surprised me. I tried to vote for him and it was busy busy!
Last night was a good episode but if I had to listen to one more phallic innuendo from Bruno I was gonna wretch!--I know you heard them, too. Bruno--enough is enough okay!
Until next week---
Keep Dancing...
Len-da
First off, let me just say that I've had a few select friends ask me why I harbor so much anger and resentment toward Samantha---let me address this quickly.
Her strengths:
1. I will never say that Samantha isn't beautiful---cause she is.
2. She has a good body (but she needs to lay off the weights just a bit)
3. She has good hair and good clothes (But---so would any of us if we had her job.)
My issue with her is she sounds like a man and she's a horrible interviewer. Her questions make no sense, she isn't quick and she isn't witty---she just doesn't have that natural, easy-going feel that Tom has. It's a weird mix. Tom doesn't miss a beat. He fires back comments to the judges, he comes up with silly jokes in between the other mumbo jumbo---but Samantha comes across as trying wayyyy to hard to be funny, clever, and quick and her trying is futile cause she usually doesn't succeed at being any of those things. But---because my readers like Samantha---I'll try to lay off. I'm not promising anything---but I'll try. So---now that I've settled that--we can move on.
I know you all saw Gilles fall down the steps. This is the 3rd week and the third little slip we've witnessed. So, my dear friends, I think it's safe to say this "so called" new and improved staircase is my new favorite thing on the show! HYSTERICAL! I couldn't stop laughing. I could just imagine someone rolling all the way down the steps (like our very own little Leo---that's for Suzy). I'm waiting patiently for that ambulance to arrive for that accident. It will happen. Just you wait!
Next--Crazy Hairrrrrina. What the heck was up with Karina's hair? Well hello there Ms. bad perm. It was awful. She looked awful. And of course that made me happy.
And speaking of awful---the music last night was atrocious. Eeeks---the songs selected either didn't go with the dances or the musicians sounded weird singing them. All around bad!
Now on to the dances:
Denise and Maks-
Her hair looked like a rat's nest. I think she let her daughters play with it before her performance. She still looks unbelievably awkward out there. Her timing was way off and she knew it. Of course Maks (who showed us that he's very secure in a dress---as he should be--and that he has a little sense of humor--I never doubted you honey!) rocked it out there but while doing that he completely out danced her and it showed! While the judges were scoring---you can see Denise's bulging vein on her forehead about to burst! Watch out folks...she's gonna blow! I thought Carrie Ann and Bruno were right on and Len was wayyy too easy on her!
My favorite part of the whole Maks and Denise thing...besides Maks of course...was Tom questioning Carrie "hairy" Ann's ability to accurately see what really went on due to the very new and very thick set of bangs she sported. Gotta love Tommy! Speaking of Tom, I noticed he was holding the microphone but not using it. So pointless. Just as I figured... a stupid prop.
Sorry guys...my "trying" is over! I'm sure you all noticed that Maks thinks Samantha sucks at interviewing, too because he flat out mocked her during her questioning---that's my man!
Chuck and Julianne-
Well, he did look a tad feminine in the performance so I guess he did well, right? He had some pretty good moves, he looked much more comfortable out there. So far, I'm happy to see the two haven't called it quits but she's very competitive so let's cross our fingers their relationship makes it through this show. I felt the judges comments were very fair. I also thought it was pretty amusing to see Bruno say, "I actually started to see you Danth." Nice lisp buddy! Once again---I'll avoid the obvious zinger here---Bruno with a lisp...too too easy! Well, folks---I think Chuck is proving to be a competitor---go Chulianne!!!!
I did notice something during the Samantha "borefest"erviews---that no one really listens to what she's asking--they basically use that time to schmooze the audience and fans watching and say what they want. Sammy should just hand over the prop mic and say---"Is there anything you'd like to say to your fans?" Really...I would if I had nothing clever to say (which of course would never happen).
Good golly you're awful Holly and Dmitry-
She's way too skinny and frail. She looks like she's gonna snap in two. During her shimmy sessions I was afraid one of her boobsters would come flying out! In fact, I think there were entirely too many references to her boobs. When a gay guy goes there...you know it's too much. But I did hear she calls the "gals" Hugh and Hefner (after all...he did help pay for them---okay that's a lie but it was funny---Eat your heart out Samantha!) And what a punk her partner is...way to throw her under the bus Dmitry. Tom said it best and quite sarcastically (I might add) when he said "Holly can now be assured that Dmitry doesn't want Jewel back" Good going newbie...good going!
Steve-O and Lacey-
beep beep beep beep beep beep beeep beeep---sorry I couldn't stop cussing...no wait---that was Steve-O. Poor guy, he's trying so hard and he's still having trouble. I never thought this guy would take this show so seriously. He started out great and then one mess up after another, then he got frazzled, nervous, and hurt again! My goodness Jackass! You jump off of buildings, let cars run over you, taze yourself, shoot bean bag guns in your stomach and you can't handle DANCING?!?!? What the beep beep beep beep beep beep beep? --But seriously, I felt bad for him. He tried so hard and he gen-U-EYEnly looked like he was in major pain (yes, I'm making fun of the way Carrie Ann said the word genuine.) And on the making fun of Carrie Ann note...I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that she thought she was holding up the "You Rock" sign which is also considered the devil's sign to some-- but instead she was holding up the "I love you" sign. Marlee Matlin must have been so confused. heh heh heh. Comedy---pure comedy!
Oh and Lacey besides that horrid unflattering dress---don't ever call Steve-O babe again! He's not your boyfriend! Okay Julianne and Chuck!
LT and Edyta "Smoking body" Slavinska (who cares how you spell it)-
LT---how adorable are you?---giving up your golf game to get the dance just right. And I believe it paid off tremendously. That man's got some moves. What's up Emmett Smith? Samantha made another boo boo in the red room. She said, "I guess it was worth giving up your golf lesson for those scores."---Uhhh excuse me...golf lesson?? no...golf game! Tsk tsk tsk...open your ears girl and focus!
Shawn and Mark-
My dear friend pointed out that when Shawn talks the only part of her face that moves is her lower jaw. Why don't I just prop her on my knee and practice the art of Ventriloquism. Just watch. That aside...she did beautifully. She's definitely doing well. She also listens to her partner and judges and applies the tips they have to offer. Man oh man is this girl trained! Well guys, I have yet another Samantha blunder to report---sorry guys... I guess this wasn't the week for me to try and be nice to her. I just loved her question, " How is dancing different than gymnastics?" REALLY??? You can't tell? Oh brother! And then Shawn's response was, "Well in gymnastics I do flips and here I dance" Did you all see what Samantha did after that?? Let me refresh your memory. She said, " Uh yeah, of course"--a tad annoyed at the obvious answer. You want a better answer...ask a better question.
Gilles and Cheryl-
Not much to say here. They did great. Cheryl definitely likes Gilles and let's us know it. In fact, Carrie Ann said it best when she said, "She hasn't seen Cheryl like this for a while"- Well, that's because she actually stands a chance this season! Did I hear Bruno refer to Gilles as a red, hot, throbbing something??? I really didn't catch the last word cause I was cringing the whole time! Oh Bruno...calm down.
David Allen Grier and Kym-
He did a great job but he has to know he won't be this season's winner. He hasn't really done anything to stand out---other than be funny. I really need Carrie Ann to stop making references to her "In Living Color" days---Okay 2 snaps up...Let me give you a bit of advice. The star of In Living Color does not remember a back up dancer! LET IT GO!
The hundredth mistake Samistaka made was when she called David a Tony winner and sadly he had to correct her and say, "Nominee"---way to go Sam...way to go.
Steve Whoa-zniak and Hate-tina-
Give it up buddy. He actually thinks he has a shot. I mean...look at the torture he's putting himself through. Karrrrina doesn't really care that he's hurt...she's faking---she's secretly hoping this humiliation comes to an end. Okay and precisely at 1 hour and 21 minutes I saw this butt on my screen...did you see it??? well, you did...only you might have noticed that this butt was really just a close up of Steve's leg bent at the knee...My mouth dropped and I was convinced it was something else. Rest assured folks...it was just his leg. It was very funny though. --Did anyone else think that? Come on ...admit it. Oh dear and that worm....that dreadful little worm he attempted. Painful to watch. Karina blew the ending on purpose...she wants out. She threw herself on the ground. She'll do anything to be out of this commitment. and you know what missy---I'll do anything to mess up your commitment to Maks. The judges were right in what they said about him but my goodness---they were way harsh. I know, I know...I'm pretty brutal myself---BUT at least I have the decency to put it in writing and not say it to his Gazillion dollar face! heh heh heh. He's a good sport and he's rich. He'll be just fine once he's voted off...just fine.
Who does that back up singer think she's fooling---we know that crap you put on your head are all necklaces...all of them. I don't think I'll be mentioning her again. It's not even a surprise anymore. Just know---every week...when you see her..I'm one angry gal!
Melissa and Tony-
Since when does a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader have a cubicle? Isn't your office the gym or the field? Anyway, during the dance, I noticed some fools walking on the brand new and improved staircase---ooops caught-cha! She is a natural. They did very well and Tony is just beaming that he finally has a partner that is going to go far. They didn't care for Carrie Ann saying "Dancing obviously comes naturally for you"---comment did they?---well who are they kidding?..it does come naturally for her. She may not have ballroom danced before---but she is a natural. What? You don't know how to take a compliment anymore? Did our Bachelor ruin that for you, too??
Lil Kim and Derek--
Trash---total trash and Kim's pretty sleazy too! ha ha Seriously, the one thing those 2 have in common is the same eyebrows. A question--is that thing on Kim's lip a real mole, a fake mole, or a lip piercing? I swear that thing moves around. Moley Moley Moley! Oh my goodness and now for the best part of the whole entire evening!!! Did you all catch that while they were getting the scores in the red room Lil Kim jumped too much and her nipple pasty was showing?!?!? Please tell me you all caught that? Oh my goodness. Then as if that wasn't enough---Derek flat out cupped her breast.---well cupped isn't the right word cause his hand isn't that big...I guess we'll say he rested his hand on the boob whose pasty was visible. You know who else noticed---his co-stars behind him. They were busting up. Julianne brought it to their attention...HYSTERICAL!!!
Ty and Chelsea--
It's official. I love this guy! Wouldn't it be great if he won? The underdog! It's too bad Chelsea fell but he handled it perfectly! He kept going and didn't mess up much which surprised me. I tried to vote for him and it was busy busy!
Last night was a good episode but if I had to listen to one more phallic innuendo from Bruno I was gonna wretch!--I know you heard them, too. Bruno--enough is enough okay!
Until next week---
Keep Dancing...
Len-da
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The results show
I really do hate results shows. I hate the recap shows EVEN MORE. Hi, we just watched the full 2 hours yesterday and now you want me to watch the same thing the next night wrapped up in an hour?? Hmmmm---if you can squeeze all the action in one hour why not do that from the very beginning. For goodness sakes---can we drag this thing out any more???
The results show is just as annoying. Just tell us who's going home!--If you really insist on adding some special guest singer and some professional dancing---great! I fully support that but the other filler is just annoying! The results can easily be cut down to 30 minutes!
As for the results show--I am a tad surprised that Blah-linda was the first to go, but I'm not too bummed. She wasn't good and it was only a matter of time. As for the other couple in the bottom two--I give it one more week.--I think this was the first time I saw Karina disappointed that she WASN'T voted off. Well, actually, she always has that scowl on her face so who knows what she's thinking.
2 things I'd like to address:
1. Jewel's rendition of "Some where over the Rainbow" made me want to stab my ears! Please don't ever take a well known classic and add your yodeling crap to it. It sounded off key the entire time. Call me the tin man if you must---cause I appear not to have a heart but seriously--was it just me or was that awful?
2. The only thing about that performance that I did enjoy was---the dancing between newbie pros Dmitry and Chelsea. They were phenomenal. They gave me chills. I like this Chelsea gal more and more with each minute that passes. I hope Ty continues to do well and improve cause he's so charming and sweet. But---only time will tell.
Oh and I simply must comment on the dress Samantha wore---POCKETS??? on an evening gown?---Oh dear. If I had to see her crazy buff arm tucked into that pocket one more time I was gonna die. DIE!
See ya next week!
The results show is just as annoying. Just tell us who's going home!--If you really insist on adding some special guest singer and some professional dancing---great! I fully support that but the other filler is just annoying! The results can easily be cut down to 30 minutes!
As for the results show--I am a tad surprised that Blah-linda was the first to go, but I'm not too bummed. She wasn't good and it was only a matter of time. As for the other couple in the bottom two--I give it one more week.--I think this was the first time I saw Karina disappointed that she WASN'T voted off. Well, actually, she always has that scowl on her face so who knows what she's thinking.
2 things I'd like to address:
1. Jewel's rendition of "Some where over the Rainbow" made me want to stab my ears! Please don't ever take a well known classic and add your yodeling crap to it. It sounded off key the entire time. Call me the tin man if you must---cause I appear not to have a heart but seriously--was it just me or was that awful?
2. The only thing about that performance that I did enjoy was---the dancing between newbie pros Dmitry and Chelsea. They were phenomenal. They gave me chills. I like this Chelsea gal more and more with each minute that passes. I hope Ty continues to do well and improve cause he's so charming and sweet. But---only time will tell.
Oh and I simply must comment on the dress Samantha wore---POCKETS??? on an evening gown?---Oh dear. If I had to see her crazy buff arm tucked into that pocket one more time I was gonna die. DIE!
See ya next week!
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