1. Little Kim in a dance surrounding the theme of prison???--Wow---talk about not having to work on getting into character for this dance. However, I think she was wearing the wrong costume...stripes belong on the jail bird missy.
2. Check out Chuck wearing the lace. Not a bad look for the country singer...not a bad look at all.
3. Shawn--the moment I saw her costume I knew she was going to dance the Rumba. Why does a 17 year old need to do the Rumba??? Seriously...I think she's more suited for the jive. The kid isnt' even legal yet! Good grief. I was already worried.
4. Boo hoo the time has come....no slips on the stairs. How boring the beginning was. It only took six LONG weeks for the entire cast to figure out...slow down, take your time, and hold on to the rail.
Moving right along---
Ty and Chelsie-I was very shocked and surprised at Ty's amazing ability to work that hula hoop...wow...not even in my hay day was I able to keep up that rhythm. A man of many talents I see. As always, I enjoyed the segment about their rehearsal but once the dance started I was disappointed. I knew the judges would be very upset with the fact that the intro was entirely too long and all he did was line dance. When he did show some Jive elements he fumbled and fell out of step a lot. Sorry---too too bad. He is so charming and sweet but that can only get you so far. Now on to the judges and their comments for him. First off, I'm so glad Tom commented on Carrie Ann's ridiculous hair. My goodness that was bad. Secondly, I noticed that even though Len had negative comments about Ty he didn't come across as mean and hurtful---the moment Bruno opens his trap all I see flashing on my TV is---JERK ALERT JERK ALERT! Really Bruno, you have no business being a bully---my 5 year old nephew can drop you in 2 seconds flat. Lastly, Carrie Ann has called Ty so cute and adorable entirely too many times this season. I'm warning you missy---Jewel won't stand for much more of that. The minute her foot completely heals it will find a nice place on your face and she'll be yodeling while she does it. Overall, not the greatest but his positive attitude and good sportsmanship makes up for it all. Good job Ty!
Shawn and Mark--There is something so unbelievably creepy about those 2 together. ESPECIALLY THIS WEEK. It must be the dance. I was very very unhappy about all the rumba-ing those 2 did. I have one word for you that sums up this whole dance---UNCOMFORTABLE! For her---for me---for the entire nation. She's 17 (like she'd let us forget it) and her life consists of eating, sleeping, and gymnastics. I don't think this girl has even been out on a date and now you want her to dance the Rumba with creepy Mark??? Ewwww Mark's shirt grossed me out (leave those little numbers for Maks please) During the dance itself I imagined for a moment what her parents were thinking in that audience. They must be dying---watching their little girl dance the dance of love and passion at 17 years old. I literally curled up into the fetal position and cried out..."Stop Stop...I can't watch anymore"---Age appropriate??? For what age?? Not for 17 that's for sure. She did a good job but that didn't stop my uneasiness during the whole thing. One other thing I want to add about Shawn---Really???--You can't take one night off to go to your high school prom?? Oh stop the theatrics...it's such a pity vote move to play on our emotions and have us believe that you can't leave the show for one day and go to your prom. People fly back and forth throughout the whole season doing other things and you can't take one night off. RUBBISH!
DISCLAIMER---my camera man was working so I literally made this video by myself...enjoy. Oh---make sure you scroll down---pause the music and then come back and hit play. Some readers couldn't hear me last time--
L.T. and Edyta-Okay let's discuss the man's teeth for a moment. I see a total of 6 teeth in his entire mouth. Anyone else get a different number? Is that his football mouth guard? What's going on there?
Anyway---he needs to go home. He's not having fun, his attitude brings down the whole experience for me. Thank goodness Warren Sapp came by to bring us a little fun. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--oh wait...I'm awake---is that a smile I see on L.T's face? Is he actually having fun out there? Once the judges got involved---I was so annoyed at Carrie Ann and her comment to Edyta about how thrilled she is that there were not lifts and that they don't need them. Excuse me jealous...when you're 5'9" and weigh a whopping 105 lbs and your partner is a freaking huge football player---you're feet are bound to come off the ground whether you want them to or not.----Grrrrr that woman. The scores were still low...but I loved how L.T. explained to us that the reason he's put us all to sleep that last few weeks is because they were given music without words and now finally they got a song with words....yeah that's it buddy.
Melissa and Tony--Hold the phone. Melissa actually doubted she'd be able to get into the romantic character of the Rumba. PAHLEESE---you sure didn't have any trouble making out with the Bachelor after 2 dates while he's dating 24 other women!!! I have no doubt in your abilities to make out on TV---none! Please tell me you all caught the pity moment of Tony reminding her she doesn't have a ring on her finger. Stop reminding America you were the rejected one...you've got a boyfriend and you're doing just fine.--No one is buying the victim business anymore. No one! I also noticed that her parents have no qualms about appearing on TV and being public---they constantly show them in the audience. For those who didn't watch the Bachelor...(I'm ashamed to say I did)---that was such an ordeal about her parents not being okay with being in public....well folks...you're now in public and I can guarantee you more folks watch this show than the other. I wonder if this show is fixed, too and they already know she wins the trophy---hmmm something to think about.
Derek and Lil KiMortica---my dear friend Suzy brought that up---there is a very disturbing resemblance. I wish I still had the photos...next time. She looks crazy weird. Oh dear---since when is Thelma and Louise set in the 1950's?? Thank you Derek for calling her out on that. IDIOT! Now on to the costumes and the music-- Are you kidding me? Is this what we've come to--making jokes about being in jail? Besides those few annoyances the DANCE ROCKED! It was so fast, so energetic and so so entertaining. However, I think that was probably more suited for a Free Style dance--but whatever, I'll let it slide. It looks as though Carrie BANNgs was the first to lose some jewelry on the show---I knew it was coming. I only have one question for Derek---was the jailbird mentioned in the song resting in your hair---it looks like the bird aviary is baaack.
Steve-O and Lacey--1st off---where are they rehearsing? A kitchen? I see a stove, a fridge...is this Steve-o's studio apartment? Oh gross---he's a farter? Nice real---nice! He's awful and he needs to go home. He looked uncomfortable in the dance, as well as puzzled and confused. He's a good guy and I'm shocked he made it this long and has been taking this whole show so seriously but seriously buddy---it's time.
I can't believe I'm gonna say this---BUT---is it possible that I have yet to comment on Samantha??? Wow...she didn't annoy me once. She's either getting better or I'm tuning her out completely now---I think it's the latter of the 2.
Jilles and Cheryl--Oh brother get ready for a love fest. I think Jilles needs to steer clear of wearing shorts on that show cause his little chicken legs were so frail and bony I thought they would snap in 2 while he showed us his soccer moves. Not a good look for you buddy. You know what else isn't a good look---those T-Rex hands he had throughout the dance which the judges totally commented on and Jilles, the golden boy, didn't care too much for. Boy---he sure doesn't like criticism much. I didn't like the music---but I think they made it work.
Chulianne--Ding ding ding---the time has come! I called it...you called it...the fight. Let me recreate it for you---Chuck calls her mean, she says she's not mean but aggressive, he doesn't think you have to be aggressive to teach someone, he says her being mean pisses him off--oh boy---oh boy is the honeymoon over? But of course they were gonna be good...come on...they were dancing the Rumba---the dance of love. It was one hot number. I needed a cold drink after watching that one. Did anyone else feel like they were looking in their bedroom window??? But anyway---Chuck never looked better. Not once did he appear feminine to me. It totally suited them (of course) and it was cute how Chuck said this was his favorite dance.
Who knew Lenny boy was such a prude. About their scores---I realize Chulianne had an advantage over the others this week because they are a couple and they obviously have chemistry but they were robbed of some good scores. They deserved a least a couple 9's. Jerks!
Well, folks---keep dancing and I'll see you next week.
Len-da
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