Okay--let me start off by saying---WHAT THE HECK WAS THE PURPOSE OF A THREE HOUR FINALE???!!! My goodness! I fell asleep. Literally. That is why this review was not in your inbox first thing this morning.
Why replay last nights episode from 8pm-9pm? Why make the 3 finalists dance a dance they have already danced before from 9pm to 10pm? Why bring back those losers to dance again?? Sheesh...I'm falling asleep again just thinking about how ridiculous and drawn out this 3 hour dealio was!
With that rant out of the way---let's move to the intro---I was so annoyed with Kate walking while the rest were dancing. Good grief woman! Lie and tell the people you've been injured at least so that you don't annoy America!! I mean heck, 85 claimed he got hurt--when we all know he's just bitter that he wasn't in the finals!
Next up was the return of the losers of the season. I swear, if I heard one more time that the former contestants were coming back with brand new routines ONE MORE TIME--- I was going to die. Had they specified the dance was only going to be a whopping 2 seconds long---I might not have been so annoyed. I would hardly call a 2 second hip shaking a "brand new routine"
Shannen and Mark--She obviously did not have time to work on her 2 second routine in all the 10 weeks that have passed cause she looked uncertain.
Aiden's cartwheel and splits had me rolling on the floor- PA-THE-TIC!
Buzz--I get it---you're an astronaut, you walked on the moon---sheesh is that all you've ever done in your entire 120 years of living?
Jake and Vienna--Was it really necessary to have them dance to "On the Wings of Love"? Also, I was extremely bummed he didn't eat it like he did every episode, but I guess when you're in the arms of your love---you feel secure and confident (bleh)--I'm sure they put her in the routine to play tricks on our eyes--I found I was watching her more than him and so he might have fallen and I missed it! Sneaky ABC!
Then my baby got eliminated---and of course he didn't cry ERIN! He's just not that in to you!---Heard of the book? READ IT! Oh and more thing about Maksy--he's hot when he's competing and even HOTTER when he dances for the fun of it.
Next up was the Kate segment---YES---I said segment because not one other loser got that much air time. WHY THE HECK DID SHE? She is the worst dancer EVER---EVER---and yet we had to listen to her plug her 2 shows (which I vow not to watch---more than once)--we had to see their back story again, their fight, their rehearsal where all she wanted was difficult moves and then told Tony that she doesn't like that move!, the "I heart you Tony", then that HORRID HORRID papparazi dance which didn't improve a bit, and finally we got the I will survive montage with her face in the camera being air lifted out of the building. Oh please ABC---keep that woman up there forever! Jimmy Fallon should have come back to dance in her place. Now that would have been good.
Pam and Damien---Holy moly---when did the ballroom become a strip joint. Ewwwww dirty. And yeah Bruno, she embraced the character well---we get it.
Niecy and Louie- "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"---TYPICAL! Let's get one more big girl comment out this season---PREDICTABLE!
85 was injured so I was spared from that love fest and more bling bling---thank you very much.
45 mintues of more filler
Then the big reveal of the winner---SHOCKER!!!! Stop crying before the annoucement is made NICRYBABY! I swear she had an accent for the first time ever all season. What was that about?
And poor Evan---as polite and sweet as pie!
So folks---that wraps up season 10 of Dancing with the Stars! This season was by far one of the best as far as characters---very excited to see what's coming next season.
I know Julianne is coming back and I'm praying Charo is one of the stars. I also know a few ladies that really want Rick Fox to join the cast. We'll find out before we know it.
Until next time...
Keep Dancing.
Len-da Isa-ba
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
The FINALS!!
First off...HOLY HAIR Brooke. Yikes...not a good look for you honey!
Okay now that I got that major thing out of the way---let's begin.
A few general thoughts...
I was thrilled to see the show was only 1 hour.
I was not so thrilled to hear that the contestants dance 2 more dances each tomorrow. THE FREESTYLE is always the last dance---not happy about that change.
I also need to comment that of all the Freestyle dances in the 10 seasons---this year was the WEAKEST! I was not impressed by any of them. (more on that later)
First up--
My baby Maks and the luckiest woman on television---Erin-
I'm sure Maks was DYING when Bruno--a mere music video choreographer was giving him pointers on what to improve. He has zero skills in Ball Room Dancing! If Maks needs someone to teach him to flutter around stage like a fairy---he'll call you--OTHERWISE...shut it! As for their dance---I'm shocked---SHOCKED she got 2 10's. I did not think that particular dance deserved a 10--but hey---I'll take it.
Evanna-It was good---but I wasn't too terribly impressed. Maybe, I was only interested in seeing the Free styles--cause the do over dances were just whatever! I'm shocked that Erin got 2 10's and Evan got 1.---Crazy judges
Nicole and Derek-
FOR THE RECORD---that Rumba was amazing. It makes me mad to see how good they are. And that lift at the end...WOW. It was phenomenal. Erin would never be able to pull that move off. EVER! I was busting up when Derek claimed the lift happened at the end of the dance (after the music stopped) ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Although, that was one heck of a move---she was off the ground for like a good solid 10 minutes while the song played. Tsk tsk tsk...I'm glad Carrie Ann busted him on that move because I thought for sure she'd over look it. Hey..we need to be consistent with everyone, right?
Free Style time-
Erin and Maks-
Hmmmm---lyrical?...that is a brave choice indeed---I'm not sure it's entirely fair that someone else choreographed their dance. Uh hello???? That's the pro's job. But aside from that---holy moly---heart racing. I won't say much (since this blog will remain G-rated) other than...I thoroughly enjoyed that little number! Yes, indeed. Oh and Maks---if your nose is broken, That fool from the Suns, Nash, can fix it for you. Did anyone else see his nose break and him break it back into place like 6 times during the game on Sunday??? eeks.
Evanna-
ooo boy...not on the same page...cracking under pressure. Not a good sign. I had a flashback to Mya and Dmitry last season. I was happy to see that she also resorted to "cheating" and brought in another choreographer to help. Still though...I'm sure Derek won't need the assistance. The judges sure didn't like that! I felt so bad for them.
Derek and Nicole-
Looks like your neck is all better you LIAR! I expected a lot more for their freestyle. I know it covered a lot of ground but still...it was all over the place. And then the big mess up at the end...such a shame.
So folks...for the finals---I wasn't too impressed, in fact, DISAPPOINTED would be a better word. They should have cut out the other 2 dances for tonight and really focused on making the Free Styles the best in history!
Also, I'm super super excited for the finale tonight because all the characters will be back and I'm sure I'll have enough material to really end this seasons' reviews on a high note. Stay tuned for tomorrow's email. I will be blogging on tonight's episode for sure. I can already predict, I'll fall asleep during Buzz, shout angrily during Kate's, and that I'll bust up laughing during Jake's---(he'll fall, of course)
As for who wins it...
I pray it's Evan over Nicole.
As much as I love Maks...I really think it's a long shot.
Until next time...
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba
Okay now that I got that major thing out of the way---let's begin.
A few general thoughts...
I was thrilled to see the show was only 1 hour.
I was not so thrilled to hear that the contestants dance 2 more dances each tomorrow. THE FREESTYLE is always the last dance---not happy about that change.
I also need to comment that of all the Freestyle dances in the 10 seasons---this year was the WEAKEST! I was not impressed by any of them. (more on that later)
First up--
My baby Maks and the luckiest woman on television---Erin-
I'm sure Maks was DYING when Bruno--a mere music video choreographer was giving him pointers on what to improve. He has zero skills in Ball Room Dancing! If Maks needs someone to teach him to flutter around stage like a fairy---he'll call you--OTHERWISE...shut it! As for their dance---I'm shocked---SHOCKED she got 2 10's. I did not think that particular dance deserved a 10--but hey---I'll take it.
Evanna-It was good---but I wasn't too terribly impressed. Maybe, I was only interested in seeing the Free styles--cause the do over dances were just whatever! I'm shocked that Erin got 2 10's and Evan got 1.---Crazy judges
Nicole and Derek-
FOR THE RECORD---that Rumba was amazing. It makes me mad to see how good they are. And that lift at the end...WOW. It was phenomenal. Erin would never be able to pull that move off. EVER! I was busting up when Derek claimed the lift happened at the end of the dance (after the music stopped) ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Although, that was one heck of a move---she was off the ground for like a good solid 10 minutes while the song played. Tsk tsk tsk...I'm glad Carrie Ann busted him on that move because I thought for sure she'd over look it. Hey..we need to be consistent with everyone, right?
Free Style time-
Erin and Maks-
Hmmmm---lyrical?...that is a brave choice indeed---I'm not sure it's entirely fair that someone else choreographed their dance. Uh hello???? That's the pro's job. But aside from that---holy moly---heart racing. I won't say much (since this blog will remain G-rated) other than...I thoroughly enjoyed that little number! Yes, indeed. Oh and Maks---if your nose is broken, That fool from the Suns, Nash, can fix it for you. Did anyone else see his nose break and him break it back into place like 6 times during the game on Sunday??? eeks.
Evanna-
ooo boy...not on the same page...cracking under pressure. Not a good sign. I had a flashback to Mya and Dmitry last season. I was happy to see that she also resorted to "cheating" and brought in another choreographer to help. Still though...I'm sure Derek won't need the assistance. The judges sure didn't like that! I felt so bad for them.
Derek and Nicole-
Looks like your neck is all better you LIAR! I expected a lot more for their freestyle. I know it covered a lot of ground but still...it was all over the place. And then the big mess up at the end...such a shame.
So folks...for the finals---I wasn't too impressed, in fact, DISAPPOINTED would be a better word. They should have cut out the other 2 dances for tonight and really focused on making the Free Styles the best in history!
Also, I'm super super excited for the finale tonight because all the characters will be back and I'm sure I'll have enough material to really end this seasons' reviews on a high note. Stay tuned for tomorrow's email. I will be blogging on tonight's episode for sure. I can already predict, I'll fall asleep during Buzz, shout angrily during Kate's, and that I'll bust up laughing during Jake's---(he'll fall, of course)
As for who wins it...
I pray it's Evan over Nicole.
As much as I love Maks...I really think it's a long shot.
Until next time...
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
A little late in watching and in posting..
Okay folks...so here's the deal. I didn't watch it last night..---just saw it this morning and so I fear that my lack of votes for Maks might have hurt him a bit---we'll see soon enough.
I knew I was in for a treat when I got a text last night from a friend that said, "What the heck is your boy, Maks, wearing?"---I figured Maksy must be in the buff...so of course I was excited to see what all the talk was about. Much to my dissapointment--it wasn't any different than any other week.
Now...let's move right into it.
Maks and Erin-
I LOVED when he said, "God willing---we'll be here next week!" Oh...I hope he's a Christian! LOL---My Maks has to win this season. He was robbed before and it's his time!!! I loved their V-Waltz...loved it. It gave me chills...the music, movement...a big MUAH! xoxoxoxo to my boy! I have never wanted to be Tom Bergeron as much as I do when Maks gives him his resident pinch. STUPID BRUNO needs to calm down and not get their hopes up in showing a 10 and giving a 9. GRRRRRRR Erin's second dance...hmm---the little segments about each of their pasts... well well well...Erin has dance experience, too? Oh dear! No fair!!! And for someone who had some dance experience...I'm pretty disappointed in how she's doing. It's never quite enough. BUT..the one thing I have to say is Maks + Paso= HOT!
Nicole and Derek-
Of course Derek would be injured during the semi-final rehearsal weeks so that we can pity him and his cry baby partner...Oh PAHLEASE!!! Be a man. Stick some Icy Hot patches on there and get over it! All this pity pity ---OH JUST FORFEIT!!!! With that plea to forfeit...I must admit, they are DARN GOOD. That Argentianian Tango was just amazing! I will also state for the record that I don't believe Derek was ever really injured this week. There is no way he could have recovered that quickly. I'm sure it was all a ploy to get the votes. That and "claiming" it was his birthday. Oh and Carrie Ann---moved to tears...Oh brother...pukefest! Then she gets Nicrybaby started...double pukefest and then Derek starts crying...triple PUKEFEST. Nicole's second dance...MADE ME SOOOO ANGRY! I can't believe she got 2 10's for literally doing a typical dance routine from the Pussy Cat Doll videos. SERIOUSLY---youtube any one of their videos and you will see what you saw for her "solo"---NOT TEN worthy! AT ALL.
Cheryl and 85-
I noticed we had 2 BBall players in the audience...Mr. Rick "the Fox" Fox and Kareem. It's only a matter of time before I get my wish and have a basketball player on there! MICHAEL JORDAN---please!!! Yeah the dance was better but I'm a tad annoyed with the latest scam 85 is pulling. He's literally begging the public for votes by claiming if he gets 1 million followers on his Twitter account he'll give each new person some obscene amount of money. I'm not sure how true that is...but I was disgusted! If he stays tonight...it's because he went to those extremes! BLAH! I don't care how difficult your past was---if you can afford those jewels...you're doing just fine!
Evanna-
Yes, Evan...it's time you show the world your personality---I've been asking for this for soooo long! The dance was entertaining and as I said before, if Maks is out...EVAN is in. The most entertaining of that whole segment was when Bruno said he was as high as a kite, and Tom corrected him and said, "You haven't seen someone that high since you last looked in the mirror!" SO SO SO TRUE! His second dance...LOVED it. I'm glad he got his 30! And Bruno..."Evan, you've got BALLS!" Thanks Captain Obvious!
All in all...the night was good. I think Maks and 85 are gonna be on the chopping block and I'm sooo worried Maks might go home. Oh well...if it is his time..it's his time. Did you all catch that Vienna will be dancing with Jake??? Oh brother...I'm sorry but cut the show down to 1 hr and let's wrap this puppy up! Leave out the Jakes, the Kates, and the others and give us the TROPHY!!
Until next time...
Keep Dancing..
Len-da
I knew I was in for a treat when I got a text last night from a friend that said, "What the heck is your boy, Maks, wearing?"---I figured Maksy must be in the buff...so of course I was excited to see what all the talk was about. Much to my dissapointment--it wasn't any different than any other week.
Now...let's move right into it.
Maks and Erin-
I LOVED when he said, "God willing---we'll be here next week!" Oh...I hope he's a Christian! LOL---My Maks has to win this season. He was robbed before and it's his time!!! I loved their V-Waltz...loved it. It gave me chills...the music, movement...a big MUAH! xoxoxoxo to my boy! I have never wanted to be Tom Bergeron as much as I do when Maks gives him his resident pinch. STUPID BRUNO needs to calm down and not get their hopes up in showing a 10 and giving a 9. GRRRRRRR Erin's second dance...hmm---the little segments about each of their pasts... well well well...Erin has dance experience, too? Oh dear! No fair!!! And for someone who had some dance experience...I'm pretty disappointed in how she's doing. It's never quite enough. BUT..the one thing I have to say is Maks + Paso= HOT!
Nicole and Derek-
Of course Derek would be injured during the semi-final rehearsal weeks so that we can pity him and his cry baby partner...Oh PAHLEASE!!! Be a man. Stick some Icy Hot patches on there and get over it! All this pity pity ---OH JUST FORFEIT!!!! With that plea to forfeit...I must admit, they are DARN GOOD. That Argentianian Tango was just amazing! I will also state for the record that I don't believe Derek was ever really injured this week. There is no way he could have recovered that quickly. I'm sure it was all a ploy to get the votes. That and "claiming" it was his birthday. Oh and Carrie Ann---moved to tears...Oh brother...pukefest! Then she gets Nicrybaby started...double pukefest and then Derek starts crying...triple PUKEFEST. Nicole's second dance...MADE ME SOOOO ANGRY! I can't believe she got 2 10's for literally doing a typical dance routine from the Pussy Cat Doll videos. SERIOUSLY---youtube any one of their videos and you will see what you saw for her "solo"---NOT TEN worthy! AT ALL.
Cheryl and 85-
I noticed we had 2 BBall players in the audience...Mr. Rick "the Fox" Fox and Kareem. It's only a matter of time before I get my wish and have a basketball player on there! MICHAEL JORDAN---please!!! Yeah the dance was better but I'm a tad annoyed with the latest scam 85 is pulling. He's literally begging the public for votes by claiming if he gets 1 million followers on his Twitter account he'll give each new person some obscene amount of money. I'm not sure how true that is...but I was disgusted! If he stays tonight...it's because he went to those extremes! BLAH! I don't care how difficult your past was---if you can afford those jewels...you're doing just fine!
Evanna-
Yes, Evan...it's time you show the world your personality---I've been asking for this for soooo long! The dance was entertaining and as I said before, if Maks is out...EVAN is in. The most entertaining of that whole segment was when Bruno said he was as high as a kite, and Tom corrected him and said, "You haven't seen someone that high since you last looked in the mirror!" SO SO SO TRUE! His second dance...LOVED it. I'm glad he got his 30! And Bruno..."Evan, you've got BALLS!" Thanks Captain Obvious!
All in all...the night was good. I think Maks and 85 are gonna be on the chopping block and I'm sooo worried Maks might go home. Oh well...if it is his time..it's his time. Did you all catch that Vienna will be dancing with Jake??? Oh brother...I'm sorry but cut the show down to 1 hr and let's wrap this puppy up! Leave out the Jakes, the Kates, and the others and give us the TROPHY!!
Until next time...
Keep Dancing..
Len-da
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
We're down to 5 couples and back to 2 hours...YIKES
Hello friends,
By my blog entry title alone you can tell that I'm beyond annoyed that with so few couples we needed a 2 hour show. They could have easily cut that sucker down to 1 hour. I know they had to dance 2 different dances but the commercials and RECAPS alone were like 45 minutes worth. GOOD GRIEF. I'm pregnant...TIRED...and just need to get down to the meat of the episode already.
So without any further delay...let's get right to it.
Of course the first 3 things I noticed were:
1. Brooke's dress was AWESOME! Probably would not have looked like that on any other gal.
2. Lenny boy wore that same number a few shows back...he's getting senile
3. My MAKS looked amazing all beard free---I missed his pretty little face.
I also noticed that he and Erin looked a tad peeved at one another during the panning of the contestants---I guess we'll wait and see what "drama" they endured during rehearsal.
Let's get right to the couples and both dances with be discussed in one shot--see ABC...it is possible to condense things!
The couples-
1. 85 & Cheryl-
Personally, I prefer when he's quiet...so Cheryl...please stop inquiring what is wrong and why he's so quiet. I'm over them! He was not happy with his 21's---which of course brought a smile to my face. Their second dance the JIVE---whoa Cheryl...what happened to the "No dancer left behind" campaign? Cause you left that fool in the dust and out danced him beyond measure. Once again...I saw fire in 85's eyes at the scores. Cue Linda's gigantic grin!
2. Niecy & Louie-
Okay we get it...you have a busy life...oh you poor baby with your 3 or 4 jobs...I know quite a few people who would be happy with one job these days...so suck it up or turn some offers down. Could the reason you're so stinking exhausted have anything to do with the fact that you eye lids weigh about 25 pounds each! SHEESH. Bruno was right...she had wild arms...WILD arms...I think 85 blew a gasket when he saw her scores were better! Her second dance...I have 2 things to say...Louie is one strong MoFo and Niecy's boobs are GYNORMOUS! Holy Kazow Batman...this is a family show!
3.Maks & Erin-
Oh give it a rest already ERIN!.."I'm so scared! I'm so scared!...I just can't trust Maks, I just can't jump into his big strapping arms with my 100 lb waif body!" Cue barffest NOW! I think he can handle your skinny and bossy butt, OKAY?! I loved their dance. I loved that lift she was sooo terrified of and I'm glad they got a 10. There should have been a few more given out by the other two crabby judges. One thing I want to know is...who is that chick they always show from the audience after she dances? Is our dear Erin Lebanese? Their second dance...HOLY MOLY PANTS UP TO YOUR NECK! I know you were trying to show us you were wearing loafers without socks...but geez louise...when your pants reach the bottom of your V-neck shirt...that is just too darn much. EVEN for my Maks. Also, as far as the dance is concerned--I have to admit I literally said, "Darn you Erin...why can't you be a better dancer!" She has potential but she's just not as good as that darn Nicole.
4. Evanna-
Those 2 are quite enjoyable and if you all remember Anna used to be quite the little witch---I'm happy to see how nice she can be. I also remember back at the beginning of the season, the judges kept telling the two of them to get more chemistry---well guess what...that chemistry is getting a little uncomfortable. That "ride" Evan gave her on the ice...uh...hello...married woman...I'm not digging that! AT ALL. And I think your precious Jonathon would have an issue, too. Their second dance was AWESOME. So entertaining...so creative...so robbed of some 10's. They are the only ones in my opinion that took the dance and added the time period they were supposed to. It really chaps my hide to see them get 3 nine's and see that darn favorite Nicole get 10's!
5. Nicrybaby and Demostannoying-
Okay...I'll give it to you...Derek is a great choreographer...but that still doesn't change the fact that he annoys me! Do you know who annoys me more? Nicrybaby! The whole, "I challenge anyone who says this comes natural to me to come to our rehearsals" speech made my blood boil. Oh stop it. JUST STOP IT! For someone to sit there and lie is just infuriating. If she really didn't have an advantage then why is she a part of the choreography? Hmmm? Someone with no experience does not have that to contribute to the partnership---so give it up. We all heard you say that you're happy that Derek appreciates your creativity and ideas regarding the dance choreography. BAM--BUSTED! This chick has literally cried in every episode! I new she would get all 10's I just new it!
So folks...there you have it.
I think it's time for 85 or Niecy to go. My picks for the final 3 are Erin, Evan, and Nicole. I think it should come down to Nicole or Evan...cause that Erin...just can't compete with those 2.
Until next week's 4 hour episode...
Keep Dancing..
Len-da Isa-ba
By my blog entry title alone you can tell that I'm beyond annoyed that with so few couples we needed a 2 hour show. They could have easily cut that sucker down to 1 hour. I know they had to dance 2 different dances but the commercials and RECAPS alone were like 45 minutes worth. GOOD GRIEF. I'm pregnant...TIRED...and just need to get down to the meat of the episode already.
So without any further delay...let's get right to it.
Of course the first 3 things I noticed were:
1. Brooke's dress was AWESOME! Probably would not have looked like that on any other gal.
2. Lenny boy wore that same number a few shows back...he's getting senile
3. My MAKS looked amazing all beard free---I missed his pretty little face.
I also noticed that he and Erin looked a tad peeved at one another during the panning of the contestants---I guess we'll wait and see what "drama" they endured during rehearsal.
Let's get right to the couples and both dances with be discussed in one shot--see ABC...it is possible to condense things!
The couples-
1. 85 & Cheryl-
Personally, I prefer when he's quiet...so Cheryl...please stop inquiring what is wrong and why he's so quiet. I'm over them! He was not happy with his 21's---which of course brought a smile to my face. Their second dance the JIVE---whoa Cheryl...what happened to the "No dancer left behind" campaign? Cause you left that fool in the dust and out danced him beyond measure. Once again...I saw fire in 85's eyes at the scores. Cue Linda's gigantic grin!
2. Niecy & Louie-
Okay we get it...you have a busy life...oh you poor baby with your 3 or 4 jobs...I know quite a few people who would be happy with one job these days...so suck it up or turn some offers down. Could the reason you're so stinking exhausted have anything to do with the fact that you eye lids weigh about 25 pounds each! SHEESH. Bruno was right...she had wild arms...WILD arms...I think 85 blew a gasket when he saw her scores were better! Her second dance...I have 2 things to say...Louie is one strong MoFo and Niecy's boobs are GYNORMOUS! Holy Kazow Batman...this is a family show!
3.Maks & Erin-
Oh give it a rest already ERIN!.."I'm so scared! I'm so scared!...I just can't trust Maks, I just can't jump into his big strapping arms with my 100 lb waif body!" Cue barffest NOW! I think he can handle your skinny and bossy butt, OKAY?! I loved their dance. I loved that lift she was sooo terrified of and I'm glad they got a 10. There should have been a few more given out by the other two crabby judges. One thing I want to know is...who is that chick they always show from the audience after she dances? Is our dear Erin Lebanese? Their second dance...HOLY MOLY PANTS UP TO YOUR NECK! I know you were trying to show us you were wearing loafers without socks...but geez louise...when your pants reach the bottom of your V-neck shirt...that is just too darn much. EVEN for my Maks. Also, as far as the dance is concerned--I have to admit I literally said, "Darn you Erin...why can't you be a better dancer!" She has potential but she's just not as good as that darn Nicole.
4. Evanna-
Those 2 are quite enjoyable and if you all remember Anna used to be quite the little witch---I'm happy to see how nice she can be. I also remember back at the beginning of the season, the judges kept telling the two of them to get more chemistry---well guess what...that chemistry is getting a little uncomfortable. That "ride" Evan gave her on the ice...uh...hello...married woman...I'm not digging that! AT ALL. And I think your precious Jonathon would have an issue, too. Their second dance was AWESOME. So entertaining...so creative...so robbed of some 10's. They are the only ones in my opinion that took the dance and added the time period they were supposed to. It really chaps my hide to see them get 3 nine's and see that darn favorite Nicole get 10's!
5. Nicrybaby and Demostannoying-
Okay...I'll give it to you...Derek is a great choreographer...but that still doesn't change the fact that he annoys me! Do you know who annoys me more? Nicrybaby! The whole, "I challenge anyone who says this comes natural to me to come to our rehearsals" speech made my blood boil. Oh stop it. JUST STOP IT! For someone to sit there and lie is just infuriating. If she really didn't have an advantage then why is she a part of the choreography? Hmmm? Someone with no experience does not have that to contribute to the partnership---so give it up. We all heard you say that you're happy that Derek appreciates your creativity and ideas regarding the dance choreography. BAM--BUSTED! This chick has literally cried in every episode! I new she would get all 10's I just new it!
So folks...there you have it.
I think it's time for 85 or Niecy to go. My picks for the final 3 are Erin, Evan, and Nicole. I think it should come down to Nicole or Evan...cause that Erin...just can't compete with those 2.
Until next week's 4 hour episode...
Keep Dancing..
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
All my characters are gone...the blog will suffer!
Hey folks...it's a sad day in my DWTS blogging world. BAM--just like that 2 of the most ridiculous characters are gone--back to back...POOF! Oh man...my material will surely suffer.
So I'll make this quick---since I barely stayed awake for it.
Intro---
1. Holy moly Brooke---are we going clubbing? or are we the host of a BALLROOM dance show? That dress was a little too clubbish for me.
2. Looks like Derek has decided to take over as resident nerd on the show, since Jake's departure, of course. He is so freaking annoying.
3. 85---please don't ever wear that outfit again. EGADS the man in white!
4. Did you all notice Maks mouth, "Hi Linda"---okay so maybe it was "Hi Sarah"---actually no...I think it was Hi Linda...it's the accent that threw it off.
Dancing---
1. Maks and Erin-
All that business and fake fighting about Maks wanting to take his pants off in the dance---was such a load of BS. I knew he wouldn't do it. Yes, technically, he did take his pants off but who was he kidding. We know he pushes the limit and has attitude but he won't mess with the judges that much and ruin his chances. I love my Maks and I'm glad that I at least have him left on the show, but the whole fake drama and fights during rehearsal are getting a bit old...even for me. My favorite part of the rehearsal segment had to be when Erin was laying on her side as if posing for Sports Illustrated---oh brother...what the heck is that girl doing? Baiting another stalker..that's what! I was happy their scores went up and even caught Maks tell Erin...after Len praised their work --"he'll give us an 8"--I'm such a good lip reader!
All in all...happy they improved. I also loved when Len told Bruno that he looks like he's going to a funeral with fairy lights. HYSTERICAL!
Oh and every time Maksy pinches Tom---just know it's meant for me!
2. 85 and Cheryl-
Oh dear...if you need 2 pros to get you in dancing shape...you don't belong here! I'm sorry Cheryl...I'm ready for you to leave even if you are the birthday girl. Please...if we keep her on any longer she'll be weighted down by all that crazy jewelry 85 is throwing her way! No more BLING for you missy! He's just so annoying. That voice of his is...Mike Tyson meets some other dude. Its' got that squeaky high pitch thing going on and I don't like it!
3. Nicole and Derek-
Easy turbos...way to get the emotional side of me with her cute little Aunt that had Down Syndrome. How dare they mess with a preggo and her hormones! Anyway..about Nicole...seriously folks...is it really that cold in that rehearsal room? What's up with that gigantic scarf she was wearing while dancing. My goodness. I could barely see her face. I'm just a little sick of her, too. She's such a baby! Oh and...Carrie Ann...I think you tell someone every season they are the best dancer ever. Hard to take you seriously when you say it this time.
4. Pamian-
Oh boy...not the animal activist bit again. Been there done that. I have one positive thing to say about Pamian this week. I am extremely happy to see that their rehearsal time is authentic. They don't "argue"---make up drama. They just work. Of course Pam ends up ruining it by trying to be something she's not...like Ms. Innocent...but at least the rehearsal time is tolerable.
Quick note---did you all catch that Train will be performing at the results show this week. I laughed out loud. I'm a huge fan of Train and I found it amusing that they will be performing because if you recall, it was their latest hit---Soul Sister--that was utterly butchered on the show a few weeks back. My windows shattered and all. I'm sure when they heard that...they insisted on coming on and showing America--how it's supposed to sound.
5. Niecy and Louie-
She's not funny anymore. Maybe I'm bored...maybe I'm tired...but I'm sick of the food jokes, the fat jokes, and the eyelashes of course! The dance was okay but that ending...YIKES. And Carrie Ann---ease up with the weight digs. This week it was, "Niecy, you're impressively light on your feet." I said it last time...Niecy asked for it. And now Len...when he said that Louie can help lift her chest---Uh hello Lenny--were you asleep the week Louie came out of the closet?
6. Evanna-
AWESOME! WOO HOO!!! What a way to come back and show those judges you are the man to beat this season! He officially has my vote after Maks gets booted out!
Now on to the team dances--
Team Gaga
I was thrilled to see that my 2 favorite couples, Maks/Erin and Evanna were not on the same team as Nicole and 85. HOWEVER--I knew having Niecy on their team would hurt them. I love how 85 was concerned that his fate lies in the hands of others...like he's sooooo good, Please...you could be the one to ruin it for the group! Pam's splits were awful---I'm pretty sure I can do better. All in all...dance was good. Now...if you notice..earlier in the blog, I commented on Cheryl being weighed down by the additional bling from 85. Well...once again I'm proven correct. Did you all catch her near fall. Oh how I thoroughly enjoyed that! Too bad she didn't hit ground.
Team Madonna
Hold on a minute...Niecy can do the splits? Whoa baby! As for the pulling off the skirts business. Oh boy...if I were Niecy I would have insisted that part be left out. Good grief.
Well, that's about it for this week...
I'm thinking Pam goes home...but I want 85 out first!
Until next week...
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba
So I'll make this quick---since I barely stayed awake for it.
Intro---
1. Holy moly Brooke---are we going clubbing? or are we the host of a BALLROOM dance show? That dress was a little too clubbish for me.
2. Looks like Derek has decided to take over as resident nerd on the show, since Jake's departure, of course. He is so freaking annoying.
3. 85---please don't ever wear that outfit again. EGADS the man in white!
4. Did you all notice Maks mouth, "Hi Linda"---okay so maybe it was "Hi Sarah"---actually no...I think it was Hi Linda...it's the accent that threw it off.
Dancing---
1. Maks and Erin-
All that business and fake fighting about Maks wanting to take his pants off in the dance---was such a load of BS. I knew he wouldn't do it. Yes, technically, he did take his pants off but who was he kidding. We know he pushes the limit and has attitude but he won't mess with the judges that much and ruin his chances. I love my Maks and I'm glad that I at least have him left on the show, but the whole fake drama and fights during rehearsal are getting a bit old...even for me. My favorite part of the rehearsal segment had to be when Erin was laying on her side as if posing for Sports Illustrated---oh brother...what the heck is that girl doing? Baiting another stalker..that's what! I was happy their scores went up and even caught Maks tell Erin...after Len praised their work --"he'll give us an 8"--I'm such a good lip reader!
All in all...happy they improved. I also loved when Len told Bruno that he looks like he's going to a funeral with fairy lights. HYSTERICAL!
Oh and every time Maksy pinches Tom---just know it's meant for me!
2. 85 and Cheryl-
Oh dear...if you need 2 pros to get you in dancing shape...you don't belong here! I'm sorry Cheryl...I'm ready for you to leave even if you are the birthday girl. Please...if we keep her on any longer she'll be weighted down by all that crazy jewelry 85 is throwing her way! No more BLING for you missy! He's just so annoying. That voice of his is...Mike Tyson meets some other dude. Its' got that squeaky high pitch thing going on and I don't like it!
3. Nicole and Derek-
Easy turbos...way to get the emotional side of me with her cute little Aunt that had Down Syndrome. How dare they mess with a preggo and her hormones! Anyway..about Nicole...seriously folks...is it really that cold in that rehearsal room? What's up with that gigantic scarf she was wearing while dancing. My goodness. I could barely see her face. I'm just a little sick of her, too. She's such a baby! Oh and...Carrie Ann...I think you tell someone every season they are the best dancer ever. Hard to take you seriously when you say it this time.
4. Pamian-
Oh boy...not the animal activist bit again. Been there done that. I have one positive thing to say about Pamian this week. I am extremely happy to see that their rehearsal time is authentic. They don't "argue"---make up drama. They just work. Of course Pam ends up ruining it by trying to be something she's not...like Ms. Innocent...but at least the rehearsal time is tolerable.
Quick note---did you all catch that Train will be performing at the results show this week. I laughed out loud. I'm a huge fan of Train and I found it amusing that they will be performing because if you recall, it was their latest hit---Soul Sister--that was utterly butchered on the show a few weeks back. My windows shattered and all. I'm sure when they heard that...they insisted on coming on and showing America--how it's supposed to sound.
5. Niecy and Louie-
She's not funny anymore. Maybe I'm bored...maybe I'm tired...but I'm sick of the food jokes, the fat jokes, and the eyelashes of course! The dance was okay but that ending...YIKES. And Carrie Ann---ease up with the weight digs. This week it was, "Niecy, you're impressively light on your feet." I said it last time...Niecy asked for it. And now Len...when he said that Louie can help lift her chest---Uh hello Lenny--were you asleep the week Louie came out of the closet?
6. Evanna-
AWESOME! WOO HOO!!! What a way to come back and show those judges you are the man to beat this season! He officially has my vote after Maks gets booted out!
Now on to the team dances--
Team Gaga
I was thrilled to see that my 2 favorite couples, Maks/Erin and Evanna were not on the same team as Nicole and 85. HOWEVER--I knew having Niecy on their team would hurt them. I love how 85 was concerned that his fate lies in the hands of others...like he's sooooo good, Please...you could be the one to ruin it for the group! Pam's splits were awful---I'm pretty sure I can do better. All in all...dance was good. Now...if you notice..earlier in the blog, I commented on Cheryl being weighed down by the additional bling from 85. Well...once again I'm proven correct. Did you all catch her near fall. Oh how I thoroughly enjoyed that! Too bad she didn't hit ground.
Team Madonna
Hold on a minute...Niecy can do the splits? Whoa baby! As for the pulling off the skirts business. Oh boy...if I were Niecy I would have insisted that part be left out. Good grief.
Well, that's about it for this week...
I'm thinking Pam goes home...but I want 85 out first!
Until next week...
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
3 minutes of dance makes it a marathon??? My kind of marathon!
Hey friends...let's jump right into it this week--because the time is short and there is much to say.
As always--General Observations and Intro first.
1. Nice to see that Brooke finally has a long dress on. True, she can pull off anything...including a trash bag---but needless to say, I think she got my message.
2. My boy Maks finally decided it was time to look at the camera and not only that but give ME a little signal. Now America can finally know he's mine...ALL MINE.
3. It was so lovely to not have to see EYE HEART YOU from Kate this week. Good riddance! I'm sick of your unnecessary drama and tears (although we have a new resident cry baby---Nicole---more on her later.)
4. And the new winner of most annoying camera span moment...is PAM. She irritates me beyond belief with those stupid looks she gives.
5. Finally---HOLY MOLY---a hurricane must have roared through the set and blown off all the buttons on the men's shirts!!! What the heck was going on last night?!? My first thought was...well naturally--the rest of the group feel confident in bringing their chests out to play when Maks is all covered up in tux (but since we all know how it ends up for Maks...I'll just stop there!) Still...those buttonless shirts are just weird.
Now on to the dancing...
1. Jake and Chelsea-
Quick note...Chelsea is rumored to be dating DWTS very own Mark Ballas. Not sure I saw that coming...but hey...go for it.--Now about Jake---Golly Gee---Pavelka
The moment they announced Jake was first I said (out loud and to myself since the hubby was working) "Five bucks he falls"--Let's just say...I should have bet more! A quick aside...for those of you who know me...you can all attest that there are 3 things in life that are sure to get me to bust out loud laughing. (Close friends...this is the part you list them out loud before I give the answer)--Got your 3? Good. For the rest of you, they are:
1. When people fall (old, young---doesn't matter...I laugh EVERY TIME)
2. When kids fight (over toys, over stuff--doesn't matter--it cracks me up)
3. When we have any sort of clothing malfunction (a zipper open, a skirt tucked in pantyhose...doesn't matter---I'll laugh for just about anything of that sort)
Now for the record, I'm not proud of myself for laughing at any of the said things...but it's the truth and well...I had to say it. Now, knowing that...you can understand why I must have Jake stay on longer! I get a sure laugh every time he dances! EVERY TIME! America...do your part and give a preggo woman a good laugh...Vote for buttershoes... oh and one last thing...how that fool manages to get three 7's when he falls every time is beyond me. A fall is hardly worth a 21.
2. Evanna-
Please please please take that beanie off when you rehearse. I'm sweating just watching you. AND HOLY FREAKING MOLY what the heck was Anna thinking trying to back flip him? He's twice her height... My goodness, I swore that guy broke his neck. I cringed and grunted at the constant replay of the darn fiasco. That injury alone deserved some great scores for the judges this week. Sadly, those horrible excuses for human beings showed no mercy to our little cripple. I can agree just a tad that his samba was a bit balletic...but still, he was much better than Jake---because he---with a concussion and everything...still managed to do the whole dance...WITHOUT FALLING!!! Horrible, inconsistent judges. HORRIBLE! Glad he was okay. uggh still thinking about that crash landing and cringing as I type.
3. Niecy and Louie-
A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!!!! I'm over her and her type of comedy. I get that you're trying to be the funny "fat" chick...but it's not working for you. She strikes me as the type of girl that can make fun of her weight day and night and then the minute one person makes a comment back to her---watch out the claws (not the ones on her eyes---I know it gets confusing) come out and strike. I would hardly call that dance comedic...in fact, I agreed with Carrie Ann (for once last night---that she didn't need to include that). A few more notes about the reactions and comments from Louie and the judges regarding the cookie bit at the end. Did Louie actually say as he stuffed his face with food...that "now I know what she feels like." HUH??? Are you implying that Niecy does that? Tsk tsk tsk...that was uncool...however going back to my first comments...when you constantly make fun of yourself for loving food---you open up that gate that says, "I give the rest of the world permission to make comments about my weight!" Don't believe me? Well, then...let's take a look at what Lenny boy said to her, "It's obvious you're an enthusiastic eater!" --Translated that means--"Hey you fatty--it's obvious you can't stop eating based on your size and weight!" Oooo boy...she'll regret opening up that bag of chips...(I had to use a food example...I just had to.)
4. Maks and Erin--
Maks my dear, lucky for you...I've been interested in opening up an institution--you can be my first and only patient. I will nurse you back to health (and that's not a literal comment about nursing...don't go there folks). Now about the dance---I must admit, although, I loved the strip tease...I just knew Len would have a cow. I knew it! What I didn't know...was that Maks would get so snippity with him. Threw his shirt at him? (well...whatever was left of it)--then interrupts Len to point out that the audience loved it! Easy honey...we need those judges whether you think so or not. I have to admit...although my vote is always and forever for MAKS...I'm not terribly impressed by them. Don't get me wrong, they are one of the better couples...but I'm still waiting for that DANCE that will take my breath away. And Erin...please just shut up and do what Maks says, okay? Until they give me that amazing dance...I'll just have to settle for Maksy taking my breath away!
5. 85 and Cheryl-
This is normally the part where I hit the mute button and catch up on my much needed nap---I'm so over them, that I really can't even say that I watched their segment. I did hear Cheryl tell him to man handle her...oh brother...after that comment I secretly wished they would get all tangled up together and fall...HARD. But...their dance was one of the better Tango's of the night. But who really knows... I was washing dishes during their part.
6. Nicole and Derek-
waaaa waaaa waaaa---she's either crying..or whining or making up something to be dramatic about. I'm so done with her---and with that Captain Stubbing jacket she was sporting. Steve must have let her borrow it. (sorry folks...that joke is strictly for Cerritos College readers). Len, did manage to get back into my good graces when he brought Nicole back down a few notches. However, I fear she might cry because of this!!! Oh and another sure bet on DWTS is that Brooke will mention her hay day on the show during the aquarium segment...and ching ching ching...I win again!
7. Pamien-
I noticed that our little vixen is not as annoying in rehearsal as she is on performance night. I wish she'd just be herself and stop trying to be funny with the sexual innuendos...it's so cliche! "I prefer to be on top!"---okay okay...we can all watch your numerous scandalous videos if we want to know those kinds of details about you. Just shut it and dance. Her dance was okay--some good parts some bad.
THE SWING DANCE MARATHON---sheesh...3 minutes and all of a sudden we call it a marathon. I loved how Jake (who was soooo quick to say, "Golly gee, I didn't even give that lift my full power!") was the first to be tapped out of the competition! HYSTERICAL. But had the judges given him a little more time on the floor...we would have seen a fall...I'm sure. Darn it...robbed of a good laugh! Who else could have bet money Nicole would be the winner...so predictable!
Well folks..the prediction for me for tonight is:
Bottom 3--Jake, 85, and Niecy
Hoping 85 or Niecy go first!
Until next week...
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
As always--General Observations and Intro first.
1. Nice to see that Brooke finally has a long dress on. True, she can pull off anything...including a trash bag---but needless to say, I think she got my message.
2. My boy Maks finally decided it was time to look at the camera and not only that but give ME a little signal. Now America can finally know he's mine...ALL MINE.
3. It was so lovely to not have to see EYE HEART YOU from Kate this week. Good riddance! I'm sick of your unnecessary drama and tears (although we have a new resident cry baby---Nicole---more on her later.)
4. And the new winner of most annoying camera span moment...is PAM. She irritates me beyond belief with those stupid looks she gives.
5. Finally---HOLY MOLY---a hurricane must have roared through the set and blown off all the buttons on the men's shirts!!! What the heck was going on last night?!? My first thought was...well naturally--the rest of the group feel confident in bringing their chests out to play when Maks is all covered up in tux (but since we all know how it ends up for Maks...I'll just stop there!) Still...those buttonless shirts are just weird.
Now on to the dancing...
1. Jake and Chelsea-
Quick note...Chelsea is rumored to be dating DWTS very own Mark Ballas. Not sure I saw that coming...but hey...go for it.--Now about Jake---Golly Gee---Pavelka
The moment they announced Jake was first I said (out loud and to myself since the hubby was working) "Five bucks he falls"--Let's just say...I should have bet more! A quick aside...for those of you who know me...you can all attest that there are 3 things in life that are sure to get me to bust out loud laughing. (Close friends...this is the part you list them out loud before I give the answer)--Got your 3? Good. For the rest of you, they are:
1. When people fall (old, young---doesn't matter...I laugh EVERY TIME)
2. When kids fight (over toys, over stuff--doesn't matter--it cracks me up)
3. When we have any sort of clothing malfunction (a zipper open, a skirt tucked in pantyhose...doesn't matter---I'll laugh for just about anything of that sort)
Now for the record, I'm not proud of myself for laughing at any of the said things...but it's the truth and well...I had to say it. Now, knowing that...you can understand why I must have Jake stay on longer! I get a sure laugh every time he dances! EVERY TIME! America...do your part and give a preggo woman a good laugh...Vote for buttershoes... oh and one last thing...how that fool manages to get three 7's when he falls every time is beyond me. A fall is hardly worth a 21.
2. Evanna-
Please please please take that beanie off when you rehearse. I'm sweating just watching you. AND HOLY FREAKING MOLY what the heck was Anna thinking trying to back flip him? He's twice her height... My goodness, I swore that guy broke his neck. I cringed and grunted at the constant replay of the darn fiasco. That injury alone deserved some great scores for the judges this week. Sadly, those horrible excuses for human beings showed no mercy to our little cripple. I can agree just a tad that his samba was a bit balletic...but still, he was much better than Jake---because he---with a concussion and everything...still managed to do the whole dance...WITHOUT FALLING!!! Horrible, inconsistent judges. HORRIBLE! Glad he was okay. uggh still thinking about that crash landing and cringing as I type.
3. Niecy and Louie-
A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!!!! I'm over her and her type of comedy. I get that you're trying to be the funny "fat" chick...but it's not working for you. She strikes me as the type of girl that can make fun of her weight day and night and then the minute one person makes a comment back to her---watch out the claws (not the ones on her eyes---I know it gets confusing) come out and strike. I would hardly call that dance comedic...in fact, I agreed with Carrie Ann (for once last night---that she didn't need to include that). A few more notes about the reactions and comments from Louie and the judges regarding the cookie bit at the end. Did Louie actually say as he stuffed his face with food...that "now I know what she feels like." HUH??? Are you implying that Niecy does that? Tsk tsk tsk...that was uncool...however going back to my first comments...when you constantly make fun of yourself for loving food---you open up that gate that says, "I give the rest of the world permission to make comments about my weight!" Don't believe me? Well, then...let's take a look at what Lenny boy said to her, "It's obvious you're an enthusiastic eater!" --Translated that means--"Hey you fatty--it's obvious you can't stop eating based on your size and weight!" Oooo boy...she'll regret opening up that bag of chips...(I had to use a food example...I just had to.)
4. Maks and Erin--
Maks my dear, lucky for you...I've been interested in opening up an institution--you can be my first and only patient. I will nurse you back to health (and that's not a literal comment about nursing...don't go there folks). Now about the dance---I must admit, although, I loved the strip tease...I just knew Len would have a cow. I knew it! What I didn't know...was that Maks would get so snippity with him. Threw his shirt at him? (well...whatever was left of it)--then interrupts Len to point out that the audience loved it! Easy honey...we need those judges whether you think so or not. I have to admit...although my vote is always and forever for MAKS...I'm not terribly impressed by them. Don't get me wrong, they are one of the better couples...but I'm still waiting for that DANCE that will take my breath away. And Erin...please just shut up and do what Maks says, okay? Until they give me that amazing dance...I'll just have to settle for Maksy taking my breath away!
5. 85 and Cheryl-
This is normally the part where I hit the mute button and catch up on my much needed nap---I'm so over them, that I really can't even say that I watched their segment. I did hear Cheryl tell him to man handle her...oh brother...after that comment I secretly wished they would get all tangled up together and fall...HARD. But...their dance was one of the better Tango's of the night. But who really knows... I was washing dishes during their part.
6. Nicole and Derek-
waaaa waaaa waaaa---she's either crying..or whining or making up something to be dramatic about. I'm so done with her---and with that Captain Stubbing jacket she was sporting. Steve must have let her borrow it. (sorry folks...that joke is strictly for Cerritos College readers). Len, did manage to get back into my good graces when he brought Nicole back down a few notches. However, I fear she might cry because of this!!! Oh and another sure bet on DWTS is that Brooke will mention her hay day on the show during the aquarium segment...and ching ching ching...I win again!
7. Pamien-
I noticed that our little vixen is not as annoying in rehearsal as she is on performance night. I wish she'd just be herself and stop trying to be funny with the sexual innuendos...it's so cliche! "I prefer to be on top!"---okay okay...we can all watch your numerous scandalous videos if we want to know those kinds of details about you. Just shut it and dance. Her dance was okay--some good parts some bad.
THE SWING DANCE MARATHON---sheesh...3 minutes and all of a sudden we call it a marathon. I loved how Jake (who was soooo quick to say, "Golly gee, I didn't even give that lift my full power!") was the first to be tapped out of the competition! HYSTERICAL. But had the judges given him a little more time on the floor...we would have seen a fall...I'm sure. Darn it...robbed of a good laugh! Who else could have bet money Nicole would be the winner...so predictable!
Well folks..the prediction for me for tonight is:
Bottom 3--Jake, 85, and Niecy
Hoping 85 or Niecy go first!
Until next week...
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Week 5---Movie Night
Hey folks...
How thrilled was I that instead of finding filler for 2 whole hours--ABC got smart and just made it a 90 minute show. Good call. The show was jam packed with critiquing goodness...so let me get right to it.
Have I mentioned how much I'm loving this season? I truly am. The cast of characters they've got is a blogger's dream.
Some general comments on the Intro-
1. Does Brooke Burke ever wear a long gown?--Yeah she's got good legs...but it's a little strange to me that they don't dress her in the long formal gowns like they did Samantha. I guess it's truly out with the old and in with the new. Samantha who? is what I say.
2. Len's shirt was awful.
3. Our resident bad boy and Mr. causes Len-da's heart to pitter patter was once again too good to look at the camera. I love that! He's just too darn busy and too darn important to look America in the eyes. You go...Maksy...it works for you.
4. Seriously Kate...is it necessary to do the whole point to my EYE ---heart---you-- to the camera when your entire gaggle of kids is sitting in the audience??? I didn't actually see them---I think she's legally bound not to have them on camera now a days...but I know they were in town with her this week.
Next up...the Dancing...or walking in some people's cases.
1. Niecy and Louie-Okay...I'll give it to Niecy---she had some funny lines last night--BUT I'm still sticking to my guns and saying...It's time for her to retire those horrendous eyelashes and sit out the rest of the season. She's too much. Too much eyelash...too much boob...too much loudness...TOO TOO MUCH. When she mentioned how she wears herself out...all I could think was---you wear yourself out? Shoot...you wear us all out! I did notice that she made a very big deal about not being able to fit in between Louie's legs and well...yeah that's true and funny---but notice how when the actual dance came on---they had reversed the role and had Louie go in between her legs. HYSTERICAL. I must admit I'm totally with Len on this one. There was a lot of bazooka shaking but not enough hopping around. Louie was literally prancing all over the place and she looked like she was being weighed down. It must be those darn eyelashes again.--I felt the scores were fair. Her days are numbered folks...yes they are.
2. 85 and Cheryl---Okay seriously is anyone else over him and his love proclamations to Cheryl? Quite frankly I never found it amusing but now it's just total overkill. If he would just cut all that out--I'm sure I'd like him. He's not a horrible dancer, he has some good moves and can keep rhythm but that whole "kiss me Cheryl, I love you Cheryl, here's a ring Cheryl" is really annoying--even to Cheryl---She didn't look amused at all last night. He can go too...and he just might.
3. Maks and Erin-"The whole week according to Maks"---AS IT SHOULD BE! Even though, the world knows my feelings for the guy--I have to be true to the blog and say--the love quarrels during rehearsal look a tad rehearsed and made up to me. Come on...it's just a little hard to believe. There...I said it...now I can move on to the dance. I wish I could say it was UMA-lievable---but it was just good. I think the scores could have been a tad higher but all in all, I think it was fair. I was very worried about using that menu at the beginning as a prop---when will these dancers learn that Lenny boy just ain't digging the prop business. Did you all notice that last night Maks made history? It was the first time I ever saw him with his shirt buttoned?!?! Not the kind of history I need him to make--but whatever. Oh and did I catch a little kissy kissy at the end before we broke for commercial between MY Maks and Erin??--well now... that little kissy kissy...made me very pissy pissy!---Watch it missy missy-the claws are out!!!
4. Jake and Chelsie---boy oh boy...have I got a lot to say on this one...bear with me. First, I think it's important that I mention that today on my way in to work...(at the crack of stinking dawn) he was being interviewed by MYFM (104.3) and I just caught the tail end of it--but one of the questions asked was, "Are you now more comfortable in front of the camera?" And his response was, "Well, yeah but I think that also has to do with the fact that I was a child actor!!!" Apparently, he appeared on like 2 episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger --for all you Chuck Norris fans out there--as little Chuck Norris in his flashbacks. Then he added that he changed his career to flying planes (a likely story) because acting is really hard and he can make a lot more money being a pilot! OH PAHLEESE!!! Give up the charade...we all know you aren't a pilot---cause if you were really making so much money doing that...you wouldn't have taken more than a year off to pursue this Hollywood lifestyle. In fact, he might need to re qualify to fly a plane when he finally does come back to the big money making career---Seriously--I hardly think that flying a plane is like riding a bike. He's been off gallivanting with women for too too long that I seriously think some re-schooling is in order. I wouldn't want him flying my plane!---BUT ANYWAY---back to the dance--Okay, well, when he said that people tell him he looks like Tom Cruise...the only resemblance I saw is ...they are both ANNOYING AS _________ (you fill in the blank). Doesn't Jake strike you as the type of guy that would jump on couches declaring his love for some chick? Yeah...I could so see him doing that! When that fool came out topless, in skin-tight...and I do mean SKIN TIGHT jeans and a volleyball I was irritated beyond belief. You think that's gonna help your chances with the voters??? No--it won't. But just to be certain---he decides to take his pants off, too...So ridiculous. I thought Lenny would have a cow but that old geezer is losing his touch cause he wasn't as upset about it as I thought he would be. Figures Bruno was the only one having that whole dance in your underwear business. And once again --did you all hear that singer in the background who's obviously going through puberty--crackety crack crack crack...like fingernails on a chalkboard. I didn't think the dance was as good as the judges did. Maybe, it's because he 's awkward or annoying...but the judges loved it...so he might be safe one more week. The last thing I'll say about Jake (for this week) is I'm with Chelsie..."I came in here ready to treat...uh...uh.. this..dan..da...duh.. dance competition as flying an..an...an... airliner but it's more like...areo...air..ba...aerobatics?" HUH??? That dork has the lamest jokes and comments!
5. Pamien-The judges are way too easy on her...WAY. Especially, Bruno. I actually felt this week...she sucked...at dancing that is...(oooo snap). The intro was wayyy to long and where was the quick in QUICKSTEP? I think I noticed some major mistakes and yet, the judges (except Len) were so pleased with her. Yeah..fine...she's good at channeling her character...but isn't this a dance competition first and foremost? YES IT IS! So, who cares if your knockers are the spitting image of Dolly's---let's see you dance for more than 10 seconds. Bruno gave her an 8??? Really??? That man either swings both ways or is losing it!
6. Kate and Tony-Surprise...surprise she's one of the last contestants to go on. WHAT A SHOCKER!--Okay...here it is...I am loving having her on the show because it gives me so much material for the blog---but enough is enough...I can't figure her out. Did she not say last week that she loves being on the show and now she really wants to continue because she's finally having fun??---Does this woman look like she's having fun? I would have much more respect for her if she just said, "Look, I'm horrible but I need the money to support my kids--because unlike my ex...I do work and he doesn't (seriously---why doesn't that fool work?)"--Instead, all she does is questions Tony constantly, needs him to get her excited every time they rehearse, and she's always discussing how she's had a really bad week"---JOIN the club! You think you're the only one with problems? "I don't want to go home..I'm not ready to go home...My kids really love seeing this show and I need to keep dancing for them"---THEN SHUT UP AND DANCE--or at least TRY TO! Sheesh. She definitely took major steps backward this week. She looked bad...BAD...and when she stretches out her arms she looks like she's hanging from a clothes line. I felt her dance was too slow and I didn't get the costume choice at all. Tony should have been wearing grunge and she should have tried to look like Molly Ringwald. CULT CLASSIC PEOPLE! Well, anyway...she ruined that song for all of us--forever. I also saw a clip of her on Jay Leno and she told Jay she has hope that she might win this season? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I know you have fans...but come on....there is no way that is going to happen! NO WAY! Have your bags packed sister...cause it's only a matter of time.
7. Nicole and Derek-Or should I call them Nicrybaby and De-most annoying ever!
Why is she always crying? I don't get it. She's great. Her dance was great and she's been on top of the leader board or close to the top every week. Stop the waterworks already! And please judges...just keep your panties on and sit while you give your comments, we don't need you to stand and give your remarks...
8. Evanna-Hey there buddy...Justin Bieber called and he wants his bangs back??? heh..heh..heh. I thought they did great! He's officially grown on me. I'm an Evan fan! I knew in time...this would happen. He's always polite, no nonsense...no drama...just silly and witty and well...he always says the right thing. Especially, when he said the only person I'm competing with is myself. That did it for me! Evan...you can gladly win season 10. Although...I still have to give my votes to Maks.---you understand.
My predictions for tonight...
In the bottom 2--Niecy and Kate and Niecy is going home.
Let's see if I'm right.
Until next week....
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
How thrilled was I that instead of finding filler for 2 whole hours--ABC got smart and just made it a 90 minute show. Good call. The show was jam packed with critiquing goodness...so let me get right to it.
Have I mentioned how much I'm loving this season? I truly am. The cast of characters they've got is a blogger's dream.
Some general comments on the Intro-
1. Does Brooke Burke ever wear a long gown?--Yeah she's got good legs...but it's a little strange to me that they don't dress her in the long formal gowns like they did Samantha. I guess it's truly out with the old and in with the new. Samantha who? is what I say.
2. Len's shirt was awful.
3. Our resident bad boy and Mr. causes Len-da's heart to pitter patter was once again too good to look at the camera. I love that! He's just too darn busy and too darn important to look America in the eyes. You go...Maksy...it works for you.
4. Seriously Kate...is it necessary to do the whole point to my EYE ---heart---you-- to the camera when your entire gaggle of kids is sitting in the audience??? I didn't actually see them---I think she's legally bound not to have them on camera now a days...but I know they were in town with her this week.
Next up...the Dancing...or walking in some people's cases.
1. Niecy and Louie-Okay...I'll give it to Niecy---she had some funny lines last night--BUT I'm still sticking to my guns and saying...It's time for her to retire those horrendous eyelashes and sit out the rest of the season. She's too much. Too much eyelash...too much boob...too much loudness...TOO TOO MUCH. When she mentioned how she wears herself out...all I could think was---you wear yourself out? Shoot...you wear us all out! I did notice that she made a very big deal about not being able to fit in between Louie's legs and well...yeah that's true and funny---but notice how when the actual dance came on---they had reversed the role and had Louie go in between her legs. HYSTERICAL. I must admit I'm totally with Len on this one. There was a lot of bazooka shaking but not enough hopping around. Louie was literally prancing all over the place and she looked like she was being weighed down. It must be those darn eyelashes again.--I felt the scores were fair. Her days are numbered folks...yes they are.
2. 85 and Cheryl---Okay seriously is anyone else over him and his love proclamations to Cheryl? Quite frankly I never found it amusing but now it's just total overkill. If he would just cut all that out--I'm sure I'd like him. He's not a horrible dancer, he has some good moves and can keep rhythm but that whole "kiss me Cheryl, I love you Cheryl, here's a ring Cheryl" is really annoying--even to Cheryl---She didn't look amused at all last night. He can go too...and he just might.
3. Maks and Erin-"The whole week according to Maks"---AS IT SHOULD BE! Even though, the world knows my feelings for the guy--I have to be true to the blog and say--the love quarrels during rehearsal look a tad rehearsed and made up to me. Come on...it's just a little hard to believe. There...I said it...now I can move on to the dance. I wish I could say it was UMA-lievable---but it was just good. I think the scores could have been a tad higher but all in all, I think it was fair. I was very worried about using that menu at the beginning as a prop---when will these dancers learn that Lenny boy just ain't digging the prop business. Did you all notice that last night Maks made history? It was the first time I ever saw him with his shirt buttoned?!?! Not the kind of history I need him to make--but whatever. Oh and did I catch a little kissy kissy at the end before we broke for commercial between MY Maks and Erin??--well now... that little kissy kissy...made me very pissy pissy!---Watch it missy missy-the claws are out!!!
4. Jake and Chelsie---boy oh boy...have I got a lot to say on this one...bear with me. First, I think it's important that I mention that today on my way in to work...(at the crack of stinking dawn) he was being interviewed by MYFM (104.3) and I just caught the tail end of it--but one of the questions asked was, "Are you now more comfortable in front of the camera?" And his response was, "Well, yeah but I think that also has to do with the fact that I was a child actor!!!" Apparently, he appeared on like 2 episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger --for all you Chuck Norris fans out there--as little Chuck Norris in his flashbacks. Then he added that he changed his career to flying planes (a likely story) because acting is really hard and he can make a lot more money being a pilot! OH PAHLEESE!!! Give up the charade...we all know you aren't a pilot---cause if you were really making so much money doing that...you wouldn't have taken more than a year off to pursue this Hollywood lifestyle. In fact, he might need to re qualify to fly a plane when he finally does come back to the big money making career---Seriously--I hardly think that flying a plane is like riding a bike. He's been off gallivanting with women for too too long that I seriously think some re-schooling is in order. I wouldn't want him flying my plane!---BUT ANYWAY---back to the dance--Okay, well, when he said that people tell him he looks like Tom Cruise...the only resemblance I saw is ...they are both ANNOYING AS _________ (you fill in the blank). Doesn't Jake strike you as the type of guy that would jump on couches declaring his love for some chick? Yeah...I could so see him doing that! When that fool came out topless, in skin-tight...and I do mean SKIN TIGHT jeans and a volleyball I was irritated beyond belief. You think that's gonna help your chances with the voters??? No--it won't. But just to be certain---he decides to take his pants off, too...So ridiculous. I thought Lenny would have a cow but that old geezer is losing his touch cause he wasn't as upset about it as I thought he would be. Figures Bruno was the only one having that whole dance in your underwear business. And once again --did you all hear that singer in the background who's obviously going through puberty--crackety crack crack crack...like fingernails on a chalkboard. I didn't think the dance was as good as the judges did. Maybe, it's because he 's awkward or annoying...but the judges loved it...so he might be safe one more week. The last thing I'll say about Jake (for this week) is I'm with Chelsie..."I came in here ready to treat...uh...uh.. this..dan..da...duh.. dance competition as flying an..an...an... airliner but it's more like...areo...air..ba...aerobatics?" HUH??? That dork has the lamest jokes and comments!
5. Pamien-The judges are way too easy on her...WAY. Especially, Bruno. I actually felt this week...she sucked...at dancing that is...(oooo snap). The intro was wayyy to long and where was the quick in QUICKSTEP? I think I noticed some major mistakes and yet, the judges (except Len) were so pleased with her. Yeah..fine...she's good at channeling her character...but isn't this a dance competition first and foremost? YES IT IS! So, who cares if your knockers are the spitting image of Dolly's---let's see you dance for more than 10 seconds. Bruno gave her an 8??? Really??? That man either swings both ways or is losing it!
6. Kate and Tony-Surprise...surprise she's one of the last contestants to go on. WHAT A SHOCKER!--Okay...here it is...I am loving having her on the show because it gives me so much material for the blog---but enough is enough...I can't figure her out. Did she not say last week that she loves being on the show and now she really wants to continue because she's finally having fun??---Does this woman look like she's having fun? I would have much more respect for her if she just said, "Look, I'm horrible but I need the money to support my kids--because unlike my ex...I do work and he doesn't (seriously---why doesn't that fool work?)"--Instead, all she does is questions Tony constantly, needs him to get her excited every time they rehearse, and she's always discussing how she's had a really bad week"---JOIN the club! You think you're the only one with problems? "I don't want to go home..I'm not ready to go home...My kids really love seeing this show and I need to keep dancing for them"---THEN SHUT UP AND DANCE--or at least TRY TO! Sheesh. She definitely took major steps backward this week. She looked bad...BAD...and when she stretches out her arms she looks like she's hanging from a clothes line. I felt her dance was too slow and I didn't get the costume choice at all. Tony should have been wearing grunge and she should have tried to look like Molly Ringwald. CULT CLASSIC PEOPLE! Well, anyway...she ruined that song for all of us--forever. I also saw a clip of her on Jay Leno and she told Jay she has hope that she might win this season? ARE YOU SERIOUS??? I know you have fans...but come on....there is no way that is going to happen! NO WAY! Have your bags packed sister...cause it's only a matter of time.
7. Nicole and Derek-Or should I call them Nicrybaby and De-most annoying ever!
Why is she always crying? I don't get it. She's great. Her dance was great and she's been on top of the leader board or close to the top every week. Stop the waterworks already! And please judges...just keep your panties on and sit while you give your comments, we don't need you to stand and give your remarks...
8. Evanna-Hey there buddy...Justin Bieber called and he wants his bangs back??? heh..heh..heh. I thought they did great! He's officially grown on me. I'm an Evan fan! I knew in time...this would happen. He's always polite, no nonsense...no drama...just silly and witty and well...he always says the right thing. Especially, when he said the only person I'm competing with is myself. That did it for me! Evan...you can gladly win season 10. Although...I still have to give my votes to Maks.---you understand.
My predictions for tonight...
In the bottom 2--Niecy and Kate and Niecy is going home.
Let's see if I'm right.
Until next week....
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Week 4-Rumba and Tango Time
Hello friends and fans,
Another week of DWTS and another night full of excitement and fun. I'm really loving this season. And from what Tom tells us, so does the rest of America. It's been the most viewed show for the past couple weeks. Woo hoo.
A few things to get us going. I was busting up when they did a recap from last week and showed Buzz blasting off. How ridiculous. I'll sure miss the moon jokes---in fact, if I were Buzz I would have mooned the judges for the horrible things they said to him! BAM!!! Suckers...that would be hysterical.
When I heard that we are going to be seeing the Tango and Rumba all in one night---my immediate thought was, "Oh boy...we better tell Bruno to have a cold shower waiting for him." He tends to get a little graphic and excited after a very passionate dance.
I also think the whole double score business was kind of stupid. I mean really--it's still to early to judge them on both technical and performance. Whatever...I was trying to just forget the whole thing but every 2 seconds Tom mentioned the DOUBLE SCORE SHOWDOWN...okay buddy we get it.
Last general comment about the intro--one of my favorite parts of the show where the camera pans the group...we had a shocking surprise featuring another victim of the forehead flare--first Edyta, then the ridiculous back up singer and now Nicole? Say it isn't so? Then of course we had Kate's usual "I love you kids"--she really should change it up and say, "John--you suck!" or something...Maks of course was too cool to give the camera a look, and then our resident slut, Pam making her sexy and seductive looks... BORING!
I won't even waste my time discussing the ridiculous round table discussion with the judges. That was such a time filler that literally pointed out all the things we already know. For example, Jake has a lot of energy---yeah, which he chooses to channel through crying, Pam is extremely sexy ...uh huh...cause you all encourage that. blah blah blah...
Before getting to the actual dancing---how many of you had money on the fact that Kate was going to be one of the last people to dance. Why? Really...we can get her out of the way first.
Now Dancing time...
1. Erin and Maks---
Now that's what I call a good start. Some of you have sent me links to an article that says that Kate requested Maks as her pro because she felt he was a much stronger personality and she likes strong men. Well, clearly you don't like weak ones--cause your marriage didn't last---But seriously Kate, you wouldn't last one second with Maks---NOT one! He'd have you crying and begging to get off the show quicker than you can say Paparazzi! ANYWAY---I'm not the biggest fan of Erin but I do think she's got potential so I'll try and be easy on her. Oh our poor little Erin...has a horrible backache and I'm sure Maks running toward you and thrusting his body into yours is not helping. Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa--America feels so sorry for you having to work so closely with our resident ballroom bad boy! I like how she said that she doesn't want to complain because the best athletes just press on. You know the real reason she isn't complaining is cause she doesn't want off the show (smart girl). I hate to say it---but they really weren't that good. I expected a little more from her. Fortunately, she was able to tell America her strap got caught in her heel? or some pathetic excuse. My poor Maksy might never get his trophy. Oh oh oh...and Bruno---did that fool really just call Erin's movement flamboyant? Wow---hey kettle...meet pot!
2. Evana--
How the heck does someone rehearse in a beanie. My goodness, I'm assuming it gets hot after all that dancing. This isn't an ice rink for crying out loud. My head would be drenched! They, of course, were great. They did much better than Erin--but then again all Evan has is two little broken toes, while Erin is apparently one injury shy of needing a back brace. Stick some Bengay patches on your back and move on. And another question for the readers...Does anyone else yell, "Sit down Bruno!" like I do? Good work Evana and good scores! Well deserved. No need to break another toe.
Quick comment about pros Kym and Jonathon's Rumba---HOLY MOLY bra and panties. This isn't the Victoria Secret fashion show...put some clothes on sister! Tom gets a gold star for his comment on, "Well folks that was the Rumba---the pros showed you 3 required rumba moves and 2% body fat!!!" HYSTERICAL!
3. Niecy and Louie-
Her freaking eyelashes are way to big and heavy! She can't even keep her eyes open! So these two BFF's get assigned the Rumba aka the DANCE of SEX---ooops I mean love---hot, romantic, steamy LOVE and you want her to think about her brother??? What kinds of sicko are you Louie? That's about all I need to say about that one. Except of course, I'm over her crying. It's not a wise move to cry when you've glued eyelashes of that size to your head. It could be a very dangerous combo-tears + eyelash glue= eyes sealed shut FOREVER!
4. Aiden and Edyta-
He's adorable and he proved it when he asked Edyta, "So you want me to feel you up every time?" Yes, Aiden she does---more than you'll ever know. A note for Edyta...how my dear, do you dance in those ridiculous costumes they give you? A true pro to be able to dance in the scraps of material they throw on her. And once again the Aiden bashing began! I totally felt their dance was believable and I really liked it. Jealous judges...stop hating!
5. Derek and Nicole-
Derek's comment that---"This is my love hand"--I won't even go there...it's way to easy! WAY! You know who Derek reminds me of? Joey freaking Fatone. Do you remember how his face was always in the camera and just being a total camera hog?--That's Derek---and it was annoying then and it's annoying NOW! Stop it. They of course did great---hated her costume (from head to toe) but the best part of their segment was when Bruno asked Nicole for more sex and Tom says, "In-Your-Dreams"---Loved it! I also loved his plug for his appearance on Castle on the all Tom channel. Funny guy! One final thing...I hope this is the last time I'll have to say this, "Brooke and Derek---enough with the reminiscing about the good old dancing days---we're done with that!"
6. Jake and Chelsie-
His T-shirt was stupid. It's pretty sad that it took you 4 weeks to trust your partner and stop complaining---but hey---let's see if you can actually do what your shirt says. If that fool says, "Dog gone it!" one more time, I'll puke. Just as I was loving the cool trick they did on the steps---Bam he slips and stumbles like 3 times. I was dying! I literally laughed so hard! I also, hit rewind so many times that I had an extra bit of funny when I noticed Bruno's reaction to the slips. HYSTERICAL. If you have it recorded go back to 1hr 20min and watch Bruno's reaction. So worth it. Then of course, Mr. Dramatic himself, has to grab his ankle to show us all he's suffering. Then the judges tell him how much they appreciate him attacking the dance....he attacked the dance alright!
7. Kate and Tony-
Let the trumpet sound....hear ye hear ye....and now....the Most Patient Man on Earth award goes to....Tony Dovolani!!!! Sheesh...poor Tony, I bet he never thought when agreeing to be Kate's pro that he'd also have to be her part time therapist. Kate, honey, if life is soooo terrible and stressful right now, perhaps you shouldn't take on this commitment. Our resident, "I'm not a quitter" sure sounded like one last night...with all those, "I can't...I can't...I can't"---well guess what??...we can't ...we can't...we can't...handle much more of your drama chickie poo. Even with all that said...I think all of us can agree she did better. Much better than before, especially that fancy shmancy ending, but still a bit awkward. I can't stand how when the judges are giving her some positive feedback, she mouths thank you. Just say it, it's okay.---no need to whisper. And speaking of judges...they sure threw her a curve ball. "Great job, a lot of improvement, much better" and then 4, 5, 4. That was a tad mean...but also kinda funny. I think she's out this week. Although, I must admit, I'd like to see her on just a wee bit longer. It's good for my review.
8. Cheryl and 85-
So over them trying to get media coverage on their "romance"---it's annoying. Overall, good dance, probably the best he's had so far. However, for someone who is soooo in love with Cheryl--that dance looked way to aggressive and not as slow and seductive as I thought it would be. The feathers were a little much---even for Cheryl who apparently was attacked by one. I also would like to add that I'm a big fan of diamonds...but that ring he gave her looked like a manly Superbowl ring. Ick. I hope he's the one to go. I have no attachment to him whatsoever!
9. Pam and Damien-
Our little Pamster is wanted by the state for not paying 493K in taxes. Tsk tsk tsk. There was a lot of commercials for the 11 o'clock news regarding why Pam's in trouble---so now you know why. I think that's funny how Pam tried to get a little pity from America saying she doesn't have a man in her life right now. Sure you do...this week it's Tommy, next week it'd Kidd, did you lose your schedule, again? Those two seem to be getting quite cozy with one another, I wouldn't be surprised if we have a little love tape surfacing on the Internet soon. But ---even with all that--Pam's rumba was by far the best of the evening! I was surprised. I was also surprised by our cranky gramps Len, saying Pam was a little overdressed for the dance. So funny.
Well guys...that about wraps it up for this week. Next week our show is cut down to 90 minutes!! Woo hoo! Loving that!
My prediction is the bottom three will be 85, Kate and Aiden---and I think Kate goes home. Although...I really hope it's 85.
Until next week---keep dancing!
Len-da
Another week of DWTS and another night full of excitement and fun. I'm really loving this season. And from what Tom tells us, so does the rest of America. It's been the most viewed show for the past couple weeks. Woo hoo.
A few things to get us going. I was busting up when they did a recap from last week and showed Buzz blasting off. How ridiculous. I'll sure miss the moon jokes---in fact, if I were Buzz I would have mooned the judges for the horrible things they said to him! BAM!!! Suckers...that would be hysterical.
When I heard that we are going to be seeing the Tango and Rumba all in one night---my immediate thought was, "Oh boy...we better tell Bruno to have a cold shower waiting for him." He tends to get a little graphic and excited after a very passionate dance.
I also think the whole double score business was kind of stupid. I mean really--it's still to early to judge them on both technical and performance. Whatever...I was trying to just forget the whole thing but every 2 seconds Tom mentioned the DOUBLE SCORE SHOWDOWN...okay buddy we get it.
Last general comment about the intro--one of my favorite parts of the show where the camera pans the group...we had a shocking surprise featuring another victim of the forehead flare--first Edyta, then the ridiculous back up singer and now Nicole? Say it isn't so? Then of course we had Kate's usual "I love you kids"--she really should change it up and say, "John--you suck!" or something...Maks of course was too cool to give the camera a look, and then our resident slut, Pam making her sexy and seductive looks... BORING!
I won't even waste my time discussing the ridiculous round table discussion with the judges. That was such a time filler that literally pointed out all the things we already know. For example, Jake has a lot of energy---yeah, which he chooses to channel through crying, Pam is extremely sexy ...uh huh...cause you all encourage that. blah blah blah...
Before getting to the actual dancing---how many of you had money on the fact that Kate was going to be one of the last people to dance. Why? Really...we can get her out of the way first.
Now Dancing time...
1. Erin and Maks---
Now that's what I call a good start. Some of you have sent me links to an article that says that Kate requested Maks as her pro because she felt he was a much stronger personality and she likes strong men. Well, clearly you don't like weak ones--cause your marriage didn't last---But seriously Kate, you wouldn't last one second with Maks---NOT one! He'd have you crying and begging to get off the show quicker than you can say Paparazzi! ANYWAY---I'm not the biggest fan of Erin but I do think she's got potential so I'll try and be easy on her. Oh our poor little Erin...has a horrible backache and I'm sure Maks running toward you and thrusting his body into yours is not helping. Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa--America feels so sorry for you having to work so closely with our resident ballroom bad boy! I like how she said that she doesn't want to complain because the best athletes just press on. You know the real reason she isn't complaining is cause she doesn't want off the show (smart girl). I hate to say it---but they really weren't that good. I expected a little more from her. Fortunately, she was able to tell America her strap got caught in her heel? or some pathetic excuse. My poor Maksy might never get his trophy. Oh oh oh...and Bruno---did that fool really just call Erin's movement flamboyant? Wow---hey kettle...meet pot!
2. Evana--
How the heck does someone rehearse in a beanie. My goodness, I'm assuming it gets hot after all that dancing. This isn't an ice rink for crying out loud. My head would be drenched! They, of course, were great. They did much better than Erin--but then again all Evan has is two little broken toes, while Erin is apparently one injury shy of needing a back brace. Stick some Bengay patches on your back and move on. And another question for the readers...Does anyone else yell, "Sit down Bruno!" like I do? Good work Evana and good scores! Well deserved. No need to break another toe.
Quick comment about pros Kym and Jonathon's Rumba---HOLY MOLY bra and panties. This isn't the Victoria Secret fashion show...put some clothes on sister! Tom gets a gold star for his comment on, "Well folks that was the Rumba---the pros showed you 3 required rumba moves and 2% body fat!!!" HYSTERICAL!
3. Niecy and Louie-
Her freaking eyelashes are way to big and heavy! She can't even keep her eyes open! So these two BFF's get assigned the Rumba aka the DANCE of SEX---ooops I mean love---hot, romantic, steamy LOVE and you want her to think about her brother??? What kinds of sicko are you Louie? That's about all I need to say about that one. Except of course, I'm over her crying. It's not a wise move to cry when you've glued eyelashes of that size to your head. It could be a very dangerous combo-tears + eyelash glue= eyes sealed shut FOREVER!
4. Aiden and Edyta-
He's adorable and he proved it when he asked Edyta, "So you want me to feel you up every time?" Yes, Aiden she does---more than you'll ever know. A note for Edyta...how my dear, do you dance in those ridiculous costumes they give you? A true pro to be able to dance in the scraps of material they throw on her. And once again the Aiden bashing began! I totally felt their dance was believable and I really liked it. Jealous judges...stop hating!
5. Derek and Nicole-
Derek's comment that---"This is my love hand"--I won't even go there...it's way to easy! WAY! You know who Derek reminds me of? Joey freaking Fatone. Do you remember how his face was always in the camera and just being a total camera hog?--That's Derek---and it was annoying then and it's annoying NOW! Stop it. They of course did great---hated her costume (from head to toe) but the best part of their segment was when Bruno asked Nicole for more sex and Tom says, "In-Your-Dreams"---Loved it! I also loved his plug for his appearance on Castle on the all Tom channel. Funny guy! One final thing...I hope this is the last time I'll have to say this, "Brooke and Derek---enough with the reminiscing about the good old dancing days---we're done with that!"
6. Jake and Chelsie-
His T-shirt was stupid. It's pretty sad that it took you 4 weeks to trust your partner and stop complaining---but hey---let's see if you can actually do what your shirt says. If that fool says, "Dog gone it!" one more time, I'll puke. Just as I was loving the cool trick they did on the steps---Bam he slips and stumbles like 3 times. I was dying! I literally laughed so hard! I also, hit rewind so many times that I had an extra bit of funny when I noticed Bruno's reaction to the slips. HYSTERICAL. If you have it recorded go back to 1hr 20min and watch Bruno's reaction. So worth it. Then of course, Mr. Dramatic himself, has to grab his ankle to show us all he's suffering. Then the judges tell him how much they appreciate him attacking the dance....he attacked the dance alright!
7. Kate and Tony-
Let the trumpet sound....hear ye hear ye....and now....the Most Patient Man on Earth award goes to....Tony Dovolani!!!! Sheesh...poor Tony, I bet he never thought when agreeing to be Kate's pro that he'd also have to be her part time therapist. Kate, honey, if life is soooo terrible and stressful right now, perhaps you shouldn't take on this commitment. Our resident, "I'm not a quitter" sure sounded like one last night...with all those, "I can't...I can't...I can't"---well guess what??...we can't ...we can't...we can't...handle much more of your drama chickie poo. Even with all that said...I think all of us can agree she did better. Much better than before, especially that fancy shmancy ending, but still a bit awkward. I can't stand how when the judges are giving her some positive feedback, she mouths thank you. Just say it, it's okay.---no need to whisper. And speaking of judges...they sure threw her a curve ball. "Great job, a lot of improvement, much better" and then 4, 5, 4. That was a tad mean...but also kinda funny. I think she's out this week. Although, I must admit, I'd like to see her on just a wee bit longer. It's good for my review.
8. Cheryl and 85-
So over them trying to get media coverage on their "romance"---it's annoying. Overall, good dance, probably the best he's had so far. However, for someone who is soooo in love with Cheryl--that dance looked way to aggressive and not as slow and seductive as I thought it would be. The feathers were a little much---even for Cheryl who apparently was attacked by one. I also would like to add that I'm a big fan of diamonds...but that ring he gave her looked like a manly Superbowl ring. Ick. I hope he's the one to go. I have no attachment to him whatsoever!
9. Pam and Damien-
Our little Pamster is wanted by the state for not paying 493K in taxes. Tsk tsk tsk. There was a lot of commercials for the 11 o'clock news regarding why Pam's in trouble---so now you know why. I think that's funny how Pam tried to get a little pity from America saying she doesn't have a man in her life right now. Sure you do...this week it's Tommy, next week it'd Kidd, did you lose your schedule, again? Those two seem to be getting quite cozy with one another, I wouldn't be surprised if we have a little love tape surfacing on the Internet soon. But ---even with all that--Pam's rumba was by far the best of the evening! I was surprised. I was also surprised by our cranky gramps Len, saying Pam was a little overdressed for the dance. So funny.
Well guys...that about wraps it up for this week. Next week our show is cut down to 90 minutes!! Woo hoo! Loving that!
My prediction is the bottom three will be 85, Kate and Aiden---and I think Kate goes home. Although...I really hope it's 85.
Until next week---keep dancing!
Len-da
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Week 3--Cryfest 2010
Welcome back to another exciting installment of what Len-da thought of the show. Boy oh boy where do I begin??? My pencil was leaving a trail of smoke from all the notes I was jotting.
Let's get right to it.
Intro--
Very uneventful, no near falls or slips but the typical pan across the stars and pros always gets me excited cause I know someone will do something silly or typical. This brings me to...
Kate--we know you have a bazillion kids so no need to constantly remind us and mouth I heart you every stinking time the camera pans across your face.
We also had a nice little treat of having 3 pro couples show us the dances we would be seeing throughout the evening. Did anyone else do a double take on one of male dancers??? I was like...Maks...is that you? No it wasn't. But he looked oddly familiar and so I assumed that guy must be his brother, who by the way is also a pro dancer. Sure enough, it was him. Val Chmerkovsky--it's nice to see that uh--hmmm--talent runs in that family.
We also saw Dmitry, Lacey, and that no name borefest blonde Anna from last season. A nice little touch to show us the proper way to Paso, Watlz, and Quickstep.
Okay...on to the couples
1. Evana- This was the first time that I actually found Mr. Monotone himself quite funny. He might be growing on me. But seriously Evan, if a thick accent is what you desire, you my dear, have been paired with the wrong girl. The only person who can fulfill that simple request is our very own Edyta. I tried to upload my Edyta video for you again and of course it wasn't working so, if interested you'll have to go to the archive and find the Week 4 installment from 2009. It might take a little searching but for some it may be worth it. Back to Evana...I enjoyed the dance and thought the task of telling a story was beautifully and simply done. Good work you two! Good work!
2. Buzz and Ashly-Oh dear, I knew our resident gramps was in for another rough ride when he requested he take a video of Ashly so that he can study the dance steps, first we have dance maps and now videos. Oh boy--poor thing. I definitely enjoyed the walk...I can't quite call it a dance cause well, we all saw him walking but the song was sweet and the story was touching----so for that, I say bravo. BRUNO on the other hand is way to mean to him. Give it a rest you freaking bully! I thought it was very sweet for Ashly to keep whispering things to Buzz after the beating he got from those cranky judges! I was shocked she didn't pipe up and say something nasty. But...she's a professional and she knows the drill. I must admit, I almost want Buzz to leave just so I don't have to see him be torn down by the judges over and over again. Now that I've protected and babied Buzz enough...I do want to send him a quick message. Hey Buzzy---you need to move your hand down a tad okay? You're practically cupping your "daughters" breast as you wait backstage for your scores. Tsk tsk pervie...
3. Jake and Chelsie-I can barely stand to look at him these days. He is so immature. Is that how you plan to communicate with Vienna when your 15 minutes of fame are up and you have to go back to your limo driving job? Walk away huffing and puffing!? Hmm? Is that the form of communication you prefer? It's clear those two are not speaking the right Love Languages to one another! Also, Jake...I realize Chelsie is younger than you and in most cases the whole, "Respect your Elders" business applies--BUT she is the professional here! Not you. Her teaching you, pushing you and demanding you to perform is not disrespectful it's COACHING! GET IT? If you ask me, you're the one that's not showing your teacher respect. You undermine her authority time and time again and I just can't stand that! Anyway, with that said, the dance was cute, I feared there might be one too many props for Len but it seemed to be okay and well received. I'm sick of seeing Vienna in the audience, and finally--HOLY MOLY MAKEUP, Chelsie!!! Me no likey!
4. Niecy and Louie-OKAY OKAY--hold the phone. I realize the whole format of the show does involve some politics. You've got the whole voting business and campaigning for votes from America...fine...okay...but leave your stinking agendas and propaganda at home, okay? This isn't the forum for Prop 8 subliminal messaging, capeesh? But since they started it...I'll try and make my point and opinion on the subject as clear as they did. One man, one woman, one lifetime. I'll let you figure out where I stand. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can discuss a few little things about Niecy and Louie. First off, the way Niecy was going on and on about the whole I would be DEVASTATED if I couldn't be with my boyfriend because of race business---how many of you all thought her man was a white dude?? Yeah so did I. Come to find out...he's not. A little too emotional even for me. That twirl/lift thingie they did was way awkward. I don't think I would have had any idea about the message or story they were trying to convey in the dance had they not cried about it for a good 15 minutes during rehearsal--so I'm not sure they accomplished that challenge---but all in all...it was okay. I really wish Carrie Ann would just judge the dance and not the inner feelings and emotions of every duo. Give it a rest already.
6. Cheryl and 85-Surprise...surprise...Cheryl's story for the dance is that he wants her and she doesn't want him. When did you become that girl? The one that thinks she so good and everyone wants her? 2 trophy balls have gone to her head BIG TIME! I disagreed with the judges completely. I did not find his dancing improved at all. He looked off and weird. I guess I'm ready for the countdown of 85's exit to begin! One quick request let's start the count at 10 instead of 85.
7. Pam and Damien-I find it hard to believe that Pam cried all night long after being in the bottom two? Seriously Pam, that's a little much! I was waiting for the PETA campaign to rear it's ugly head and BAM there it was. Hey...don't get me wrong... I LOVE ANIMALS...they taste good. But really, I don't think anyone, even Bull fighting spectators actually think Bull fighting is okay. BUT WHATEVER...more importantly...my dream and request came true!! Well, sort of!---CHARO--cuchi cuchi CHARO...was on the SHOW! I squealed with delight. She would be an amazing contestant! I'd vote for her any day. I just wish ABC would admit they read my blog. I mean come on...how many of my requests have made it on that show? Too many to count! The Charo subtitles were hysterical! Thank you ABC for bringing Charo on the show. Please please, call her back as a contestant! A quick note about something Carrie Ann said regarding Pam knowing her body! Uh yeah...thanks captain obvious...for pointing that out to us.! She knows her body and so does the rest of the world! And as expected...we had yet another sexual innuendo from Pam backstage..."I want to keep Doing it...and doing it...and doing it..." It's not cute. It's stupid! It's a family show missy... No surprises with that one.
8.Edyta and Aiden--First, Aiden's little girl was too stinking cute! Second, did I actually see Edyta eating cake? No, I didn't. It was an optical illusion. I saw a plate and I saw a spoon, but not actual cake---so just in case your eyes played tricks on you, too. You didn't see what you thought you did. Okay...now about the dance. Who could freaking even concentrate on it with that horrible rendition of Train's Soul Sister screeching in the background? I think a couple of my windows shattered in the process. Couldn't that singer bring the notes down an octave or 12...yikes. It literally made me cringe. Clearly, it also put the judges in a sour mood (popping an eardrum will do that to anyone) cause they still seem to be Aiden haters. Geez guys...he's not that bad! BUT that song...WAS!
9. Erin and Glutenous MAKSamus--(how is it I never called him that before...it seems so obvious!) I know you've all heard that Erin is getting death threats...you all know why, right? A crazy mob of Maks fans feel she's encroaching on their man, that's why!...ease up with the flirting and maybe you won't need extra security! AND no...I'm not a part of or the leader of the death threat brigade, just in case some of you are wondering. I also read an article last week about how Erin claims that Maks has the sweetest smelling sweat. Don't I know it? He just looks like he smells good. Now on to last night's performance. First off, that security shirt he was wearing was hysterical. There was a fake little radio on the shoulder, too! Uhhh.. Maks honey, that's not the security Erin needs, okay? I agreed with Len...when the music started and the dance began, I literally said, "Are they ever gonna start the Waltz?" 10 minutes of fluttering around like butterflies was annoying! I also didn't really appreciate the whole blindfolded business. What's the story? Another hidden campaign against peeping Toms? (Ha...that was funny. I crack myself up.)
10. Kate and Tony-First off, why is Kate always one of the last contestants to go on? Just get her over with. She's not good and she's not the happiest person to watch. I found it a tad irritating at how she thinks she's the only one being followed around by paparazzi. Well, her and Jake. It was so stupid to see him nodding his head in the background as though he could sympathize about how terrible it is to be in the spotlight---YET both of you chose to do reality shows MORE THAN ONCE! I don't see any of the other stars complaining about the fame? Kate and Jake both love it and they know it. When Kate said to the acting coach that she's not allowed to show emotion I practically threw the remote at the TV! You? Never allowed to show emotion??? REALLY?? really?? I seem to recall quite a few outbursts of anger in crowded stores with your family where you yelled at your husband as though he were a 3 year old! Channel that into your dancing and you'll do better. She was AWFUL. She doesn't even look like she wants to be there. I don't get it. It was just as Carrie Ann said, HARD TO WATCH! I also can't stand how mean she is to Tony. He kept telling her how great she did and she couldn't even take a compliment. I hope she's out this week.
11. Derrick and Nicole-Ease up on the cussing Nicole...ease up. I love how the best dancer on the show has absolutely nothing to whine about so she makes up some ridiculous story that she can tell Derrick is stressed. He didn't look stressed to me? It's clear she took a few lessons from the other drama queens. If I cry, cuss and complain...I get to go on last and get the most airtime. RIDICULOUS! I was happy Len brought them down a couple notches with that 6--but Bruno giving them a 9 for doing a free style dance instead of a Quickstep---really burns me up!
Well folks...that about covers it for this week. Tune in tonight for Rachel's favorite...Reba McEntire!!! ha ha ha--Rachel hates Reba! I hope she does better than the Beach Boys...those fools need to retire and pronto!
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba
Let's get right to it.
Intro--
Very uneventful, no near falls or slips but the typical pan across the stars and pros always gets me excited cause I know someone will do something silly or typical. This brings me to...
Kate--we know you have a bazillion kids so no need to constantly remind us and mouth I heart you every stinking time the camera pans across your face.
We also had a nice little treat of having 3 pro couples show us the dances we would be seeing throughout the evening. Did anyone else do a double take on one of male dancers??? I was like...Maks...is that you? No it wasn't. But he looked oddly familiar and so I assumed that guy must be his brother, who by the way is also a pro dancer. Sure enough, it was him. Val Chmerkovsky--it's nice to see that uh--hmmm--talent runs in that family.
We also saw Dmitry, Lacey, and that no name borefest blonde Anna from last season. A nice little touch to show us the proper way to Paso, Watlz, and Quickstep.
Okay...on to the couples
1. Evana- This was the first time that I actually found Mr. Monotone himself quite funny. He might be growing on me. But seriously Evan, if a thick accent is what you desire, you my dear, have been paired with the wrong girl. The only person who can fulfill that simple request is our very own Edyta. I tried to upload my Edyta video for you again and of course it wasn't working so, if interested you'll have to go to the archive and find the Week 4 installment from 2009. It might take a little searching but for some it may be worth it. Back to Evana...I enjoyed the dance and thought the task of telling a story was beautifully and simply done. Good work you two! Good work!
2. Buzz and Ashly-Oh dear, I knew our resident gramps was in for another rough ride when he requested he take a video of Ashly so that he can study the dance steps, first we have dance maps and now videos. Oh boy--poor thing. I definitely enjoyed the walk...I can't quite call it a dance cause well, we all saw him walking but the song was sweet and the story was touching----so for that, I say bravo. BRUNO on the other hand is way to mean to him. Give it a rest you freaking bully! I thought it was very sweet for Ashly to keep whispering things to Buzz after the beating he got from those cranky judges! I was shocked she didn't pipe up and say something nasty. But...she's a professional and she knows the drill. I must admit, I almost want Buzz to leave just so I don't have to see him be torn down by the judges over and over again. Now that I've protected and babied Buzz enough...I do want to send him a quick message. Hey Buzzy---you need to move your hand down a tad okay? You're practically cupping your "daughters" breast as you wait backstage for your scores. Tsk tsk pervie...
3. Jake and Chelsie-I can barely stand to look at him these days. He is so immature. Is that how you plan to communicate with Vienna when your 15 minutes of fame are up and you have to go back to your limo driving job? Walk away huffing and puffing!? Hmm? Is that the form of communication you prefer? It's clear those two are not speaking the right Love Languages to one another! Also, Jake...I realize Chelsie is younger than you and in most cases the whole, "Respect your Elders" business applies--BUT she is the professional here! Not you. Her teaching you, pushing you and demanding you to perform is not disrespectful it's COACHING! GET IT? If you ask me, you're the one that's not showing your teacher respect. You undermine her authority time and time again and I just can't stand that! Anyway, with that said, the dance was cute, I feared there might be one too many props for Len but it seemed to be okay and well received. I'm sick of seeing Vienna in the audience, and finally--HOLY MOLY MAKEUP, Chelsie!!! Me no likey!
4. Niecy and Louie-OKAY OKAY--hold the phone. I realize the whole format of the show does involve some politics. You've got the whole voting business and campaigning for votes from America...fine...okay...but leave your stinking agendas and propaganda at home, okay? This isn't the forum for Prop 8 subliminal messaging, capeesh? But since they started it...I'll try and make my point and opinion on the subject as clear as they did. One man, one woman, one lifetime. I'll let you figure out where I stand. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can discuss a few little things about Niecy and Louie. First off, the way Niecy was going on and on about the whole I would be DEVASTATED if I couldn't be with my boyfriend because of race business---how many of you all thought her man was a white dude?? Yeah so did I. Come to find out...he's not. A little too emotional even for me. That twirl/lift thingie they did was way awkward. I don't think I would have had any idea about the message or story they were trying to convey in the dance had they not cried about it for a good 15 minutes during rehearsal--so I'm not sure they accomplished that challenge---but all in all...it was okay. I really wish Carrie Ann would just judge the dance and not the inner feelings and emotions of every duo. Give it a rest already.
6. Cheryl and 85-Surprise...surprise...Cheryl's story for the dance is that he wants her and she doesn't want him. When did you become that girl? The one that thinks she so good and everyone wants her? 2 trophy balls have gone to her head BIG TIME! I disagreed with the judges completely. I did not find his dancing improved at all. He looked off and weird. I guess I'm ready for the countdown of 85's exit to begin! One quick request let's start the count at 10 instead of 85.
7. Pam and Damien-I find it hard to believe that Pam cried all night long after being in the bottom two? Seriously Pam, that's a little much! I was waiting for the PETA campaign to rear it's ugly head and BAM there it was. Hey...don't get me wrong... I LOVE ANIMALS...they taste good. But really, I don't think anyone, even Bull fighting spectators actually think Bull fighting is okay. BUT WHATEVER...more importantly...my dream and request came true!! Well, sort of!---CHARO--cuchi cuchi CHARO...was on the SHOW! I squealed with delight. She would be an amazing contestant! I'd vote for her any day. I just wish ABC would admit they read my blog. I mean come on...how many of my requests have made it on that show? Too many to count! The Charo subtitles were hysterical! Thank you ABC for bringing Charo on the show. Please please, call her back as a contestant! A quick note about something Carrie Ann said regarding Pam knowing her body! Uh yeah...thanks captain obvious...for pointing that out to us.! She knows her body and so does the rest of the world! And as expected...we had yet another sexual innuendo from Pam backstage..."I want to keep Doing it...and doing it...and doing it..." It's not cute. It's stupid! It's a family show missy... No surprises with that one.
8.Edyta and Aiden--First, Aiden's little girl was too stinking cute! Second, did I actually see Edyta eating cake? No, I didn't. It was an optical illusion. I saw a plate and I saw a spoon, but not actual cake---so just in case your eyes played tricks on you, too. You didn't see what you thought you did. Okay...now about the dance. Who could freaking even concentrate on it with that horrible rendition of Train's Soul Sister screeching in the background? I think a couple of my windows shattered in the process. Couldn't that singer bring the notes down an octave or 12...yikes. It literally made me cringe. Clearly, it also put the judges in a sour mood (popping an eardrum will do that to anyone) cause they still seem to be Aiden haters. Geez guys...he's not that bad! BUT that song...WAS!
9. Erin and Glutenous MAKSamus--(how is it I never called him that before...it seems so obvious!) I know you've all heard that Erin is getting death threats...you all know why, right? A crazy mob of Maks fans feel she's encroaching on their man, that's why!...ease up with the flirting and maybe you won't need extra security! AND no...I'm not a part of or the leader of the death threat brigade, just in case some of you are wondering. I also read an article last week about how Erin claims that Maks has the sweetest smelling sweat. Don't I know it? He just looks like he smells good. Now on to last night's performance. First off, that security shirt he was wearing was hysterical. There was a fake little radio on the shoulder, too! Uhhh.. Maks honey, that's not the security Erin needs, okay? I agreed with Len...when the music started and the dance began, I literally said, "Are they ever gonna start the Waltz?" 10 minutes of fluttering around like butterflies was annoying! I also didn't really appreciate the whole blindfolded business. What's the story? Another hidden campaign against peeping Toms? (Ha...that was funny. I crack myself up.)
10. Kate and Tony-First off, why is Kate always one of the last contestants to go on? Just get her over with. She's not good and she's not the happiest person to watch. I found it a tad irritating at how she thinks she's the only one being followed around by paparazzi. Well, her and Jake. It was so stupid to see him nodding his head in the background as though he could sympathize about how terrible it is to be in the spotlight---YET both of you chose to do reality shows MORE THAN ONCE! I don't see any of the other stars complaining about the fame? Kate and Jake both love it and they know it. When Kate said to the acting coach that she's not allowed to show emotion I practically threw the remote at the TV! You? Never allowed to show emotion??? REALLY?? really?? I seem to recall quite a few outbursts of anger in crowded stores with your family where you yelled at your husband as though he were a 3 year old! Channel that into your dancing and you'll do better. She was AWFUL. She doesn't even look like she wants to be there. I don't get it. It was just as Carrie Ann said, HARD TO WATCH! I also can't stand how mean she is to Tony. He kept telling her how great she did and she couldn't even take a compliment. I hope she's out this week.
11. Derrick and Nicole-Ease up on the cussing Nicole...ease up. I love how the best dancer on the show has absolutely nothing to whine about so she makes up some ridiculous story that she can tell Derrick is stressed. He didn't look stressed to me? It's clear she took a few lessons from the other drama queens. If I cry, cuss and complain...I get to go on last and get the most airtime. RIDICULOUS! I was happy Len brought them down a couple notches with that 6--but Bruno giving them a 9 for doing a free style dance instead of a Quickstep---really burns me up!
Well folks...that about covers it for this week. Tune in tonight for Rachel's favorite...Reba McEntire!!! ha ha ha--Rachel hates Reba! I hope she does better than the Beach Boys...those fools need to retire and pronto!
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Week 2--Let the DRAMA begin.
Welcome back friends and fans--DWTS is officially back with all the crazy drama and antics of any good reality TV.
As always I'll begin with the Intro and general observations before moving right into the dancing.
Notice how after all the couples come down the grand stair case (which I see the execs stopped polishing...no more slips, falls or close calls--DARN) they all line up and then the camera pans through all of them and they each give that cheesy smile, wink, thumbs up, "hi mom" or puckering of the lips---my dear sweet--ever confident and professional Max did not participate. It only goes to show he's there strictly for the most serious of reasons and he will not waste time on the silly games all those others play. --Bravo, my sweet professional...Bravo!
During that same little pan across all contestants I couldn't help but be beyond irritated at Pam Anderson trying to pull off the innocent bit. Oh give it up already---the words Innocent Pam--go against all that is natural in this world.
Brooke looked stinking hot! Seriously, have we ever seen the female sidekick sporting a short cocktail dress?? I don't think so. Yeah, so I hate her a little but I guess if I were paid to look good---I'd somehow find the motivation.
Final comment on the intro---the fact that good ole' Lenny's shirt and pocketchief (whatever that dealy is called--I'm an immigrant so sue me!) clashed beyond words drove me nuts all night. I mean really wardrobe folks--how difficult is it to use the same fabric swatch to make that little ensemble coordinate. Sheesh.
Now on to the dancing...
1. Shannen and Mark-
She definitely did better than last week, but my goodness that hair and those teeth are quite the distraction. Her bangs hanging below her eyes were driving me bonkers. I'm sure it would be helpful to be able to see while dancing! Geez...way to put all the pressure on your partner in leading. It's one thing to lead an inexperienced dancer and it's another to lead an inexperienced dancer with her eyes SHUT! Good grief woman---get a trim--or a least bobby-pin. I noticed the resident bad girl in the 90210 zip code is back and better than ever. Ease up Brenda Walsh...you're not fighting Kelly for Dylan okay? Just listen to Mark and cut the attitude. I do need to mention that I really am over the cast members running out into the audience and giving smooches and hugs to the loved ones---except when Shannen did it. It makes me happy to see her dad so excited to see her out there. Why is she any different than the other fools that run out there?---not sure...but for now I will allow it. NEXT...
2. Hotty couple Aiden and Edyta-
First off, what the heck was Edyta wearing in rehearsals? It was this poncho meets life vest meets Christmas tree skirt. Aye yay yay---that girl and her accent and clothes. Some things are just too good to change. I personally think the guy is not a bad dancer but for some strange reason they think he's awful. I'm a tad annoyed by that. He is not as bad as they make him sound. Comparing him to Kenny Main??? Really? I mean how many dudes can keep dancing after getting two elbows to the head while dancing. Not many...I guarantee it. I noticed our favorite lift police judge has had a change of heart about him. I think she's interested in a relationship and is trying to get into his good graces. Keep an eye out. It's pretty clear to me she wants him. I mean...really who else is there? We don't have any youngins' on the show this season...so, as she should, she's keeping an eye out for the hot one.
3. Evan and Ana---who from now on will be Evana
What is wrong with this dude? Too many falls on the ice or something cause I am practically falling asleep as he talks. MONOTONE!!!! I get the whole dry sense of humor thing...but this goes beyond that too much. Yes, I'll admit-- he's good, but seriously--he's already used to the crazy costumes and looking a little feminine (don't get all crazy on me...I'm merely saying no male ice dancer/skater looks masculine while performing--sorry)-so getting him to really get into dancing is not too far of a stretch. His comment to Brooke about it's nice to work with someone and feel like you're a team rather than being alone was sweet and endearing so 1 point for that. I also want to comment on Brooke's comment about being able to eat cheesecakes...why was Ana so freaking confused about that? Hey there my little ruskie...do they not have dessert in Russia? Oh that's right...you're just not allowed to eat it. And come to think of it...Brooke probably has never had a piece of cheesecake in her life...so just shut up Brooke...
4. Niecey and Louie--
It's clear, Louie's petrified of her. I mean there was nothing he could say to her without her getting all crazy on him. OOOOO snap...don't mess with the Diva cause she'll Reno 911 all over your girlie butt. Seriously, did they mix up their costumes cause I could have sworn I saw Louie prancing like a woman throughout the dance. You can't wear a pink suit and prance like that...you just can't! I really wish Niecey would stop the lip-syncing...however, maybe she's good a singing and could possibly take the place of our annoying resident back up singer (notice I haven't mentioned much about her this season...cause I just can't muster up enough strength to do it--but just know...I am suffering in silence every time they show that woman!) Back to her dancing, let's be honest folks...the judges were way too easy on her cause they're afraid of her, too. And really Carrie Ann---the whole did I spot a lift business was just stupid. I don't think it's physically possible for Louie to lift anyone.
5. Jake and Chelsie-
First off...your jeans are too tight. The 80's called and want them back! Second, I think it's hysterical how tough he gets with a teenager. "I'm not asking you to change the dance, I'm telling you..." Oh okay, wimp...I'll get right on it! Third, the high water pants suited his DORK persona perfectly and FINALLY---It literally made me laugh out loud when Chelsie emphasized that their relationship is like brother and sister--Get it Jake? She's not interested in a rose okay? Good girl Chels...keep reminding him.
6. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz---
Yeah that's right! I said it...He put me to sleep! I'm sorry. I know that's harsh but come on...what is he doing there? He makes Ashly make a dancing steps map? Oh boy. The music selections for these people crack me up. "Fly me to the Moon"--too funny. I know I'm harsh on gramps but when those judges lay into him, I want to rip their heads off. Give the guy a break. Yes, Carrie Ann, Buzz was dancing like he was afraid. He was afraid he would break a hip. And Bruno, just chill out a little okay. No need to take your critiquing so far. After the performance, the comment made by Brooke about showing his precious Lois his dance moves was great! Hey there Brookster...what's that old saying...There may be snow on the roof but there is still a fire burning in the furnace. Go get 'em tiger!
7. Nicole and Derrick-
She was great but it's not surprise. It's like me getting an A in Romanian class. I already speak the language--so really...an A is nothing to get so excited about! I don't think she was perfect and received two 10's but for some reason Bruno and Carrie Ann are just wild about her. Bruno must want front row seats to her next concert or something. Oh and Brooke enough about your dancing days with Derrick. It's getting old.
8. Maks and Erin-
I love it when Maks gets all demanding and serious! Music to my ears to hear him say, "LISTEN TO ME! ENOUGH!!!" So hot. Word on the street is he and Erin are an item. Surprise surprise Maks is dating his dance partner. My man is quite the little playa isn't he? I could have done without the whole neck nuzzle fake make out at the end of the dance. Break my heart a little more why don't you? Then apparently, Erin had a little "nip slip" and my dear sweet Maksy had to be the one to tell her. GRRRRRR. I did not care for their little lovers banter about him not having a bicep--you just shut it. How dare you...next you'll say he doesn't have a bottom...Also, I caught our little Erin in a lie--night one she said she requested Tony---now she says she requested Maks cause he's such a great teacher that pushes his students. LIAR!!! So which is it? Tony or Maks??? hmmm?? And Tom..don't ever comment on Maks's ego. EVER!
9. Pam and Damien-
I'm sooooo over all of her sexual innuendos. What's wrong with being a normal woman in her 40's? Why this constant need to be a sex symbol? It's over the top. I'm happy to report that she did much better than last week---probably cause she wasn't drunk or high. I actually can't believe I'm gonna say this but elegance really suits her. She should try it once in a while. OKAY and now for my favorite part of the whole season...Did Len really need to use the word Tittybating..tittyfacing...what the heck? Why? Why would that word come to mind? Gee I wonder! Again, back stage she does the whole innocent act and I was just over it! OVER IT!
10. 85 and Cheryl-
I don't' think it's fair to give him less points because his derriere sticks out. I mean...that's the way the dude is built. He can't change that! My recommendation for 85 is a little less flirting and a lot more practicing! Perhaps the judges wouldn't be so hard on you if you put in more effort to dancing and not wooing Cheryl. Oh and Carrie Ann...who are you kidding...what do you possibly know about football? Please stop comparing football to dancing okay?
11. Finally Kate and Tony-
Whoa FIREWORKS!!! I understand they were both frustrated with one another but I have to say I was a tad surprised at Tony walking out like that. They really must have left out a lot of the annoyances she must have caused. There were so many good parts about their whole bit that I'm not quite sure where to begin---how about with Kate's shocking..."I don't' get it"----You don't get it? Really? Watch any of the first 5 seasons of your show and you'll get it! How about the zings she threw Jon's way..."Thank you for coming back, Tony...a lot of people quit on me in my life"--oooo ruthless! Let's keep reminding America what a victim you are! A victim who lives in a million dollar home for free! Then the dancing begins and whoa...speechless. She was awful! She looked so uncomfortable, scared, unsure...stiff...bad bad bad! When Bruno said, that the song, "I'm still standing (which again, is such a clever selection for Kate---ABC's on a roll) reminds me of dancing with Elton John"...oh dear...what a visual! Then when she went for her scores...she managed to get in one more zing and pity vote from the fans. "The one thing I learned was that Tony and I are not quitters!" Enough already, I'm sure Jon's not watching the show!
Well guys...that about wraps up another week of DWTS. Never a dull moment. Until next time--
Keep dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
As always I'll begin with the Intro and general observations before moving right into the dancing.
Notice how after all the couples come down the grand stair case (which I see the execs stopped polishing...no more slips, falls or close calls--DARN) they all line up and then the camera pans through all of them and they each give that cheesy smile, wink, thumbs up, "hi mom" or puckering of the lips---my dear sweet--ever confident and professional Max did not participate. It only goes to show he's there strictly for the most serious of reasons and he will not waste time on the silly games all those others play. --Bravo, my sweet professional...Bravo!
During that same little pan across all contestants I couldn't help but be beyond irritated at Pam Anderson trying to pull off the innocent bit. Oh give it up already---the words Innocent Pam--go against all that is natural in this world.
Brooke looked stinking hot! Seriously, have we ever seen the female sidekick sporting a short cocktail dress?? I don't think so. Yeah, so I hate her a little but I guess if I were paid to look good---I'd somehow find the motivation.
Final comment on the intro---the fact that good ole' Lenny's shirt and pocketchief (whatever that dealy is called--I'm an immigrant so sue me!) clashed beyond words drove me nuts all night. I mean really wardrobe folks--how difficult is it to use the same fabric swatch to make that little ensemble coordinate. Sheesh.
Now on to the dancing...
1. Shannen and Mark-
She definitely did better than last week, but my goodness that hair and those teeth are quite the distraction. Her bangs hanging below her eyes were driving me bonkers. I'm sure it would be helpful to be able to see while dancing! Geez...way to put all the pressure on your partner in leading. It's one thing to lead an inexperienced dancer and it's another to lead an inexperienced dancer with her eyes SHUT! Good grief woman---get a trim--or a least bobby-pin. I noticed the resident bad girl in the 90210 zip code is back and better than ever. Ease up Brenda Walsh...you're not fighting Kelly for Dylan okay? Just listen to Mark and cut the attitude. I do need to mention that I really am over the cast members running out into the audience and giving smooches and hugs to the loved ones---except when Shannen did it. It makes me happy to see her dad so excited to see her out there. Why is she any different than the other fools that run out there?---not sure...but for now I will allow it. NEXT...
2. Hotty couple Aiden and Edyta-
First off, what the heck was Edyta wearing in rehearsals? It was this poncho meets life vest meets Christmas tree skirt. Aye yay yay---that girl and her accent and clothes. Some things are just too good to change. I personally think the guy is not a bad dancer but for some strange reason they think he's awful. I'm a tad annoyed by that. He is not as bad as they make him sound. Comparing him to Kenny Main??? Really? I mean how many dudes can keep dancing after getting two elbows to the head while dancing. Not many...I guarantee it. I noticed our favorite lift police judge has had a change of heart about him. I think she's interested in a relationship and is trying to get into his good graces. Keep an eye out. It's pretty clear to me she wants him. I mean...really who else is there? We don't have any youngins' on the show this season...so, as she should, she's keeping an eye out for the hot one.
3. Evan and Ana---who from now on will be Evana
What is wrong with this dude? Too many falls on the ice or something cause I am practically falling asleep as he talks. MONOTONE!!!! I get the whole dry sense of humor thing...but this goes beyond that too much. Yes, I'll admit-- he's good, but seriously--he's already used to the crazy costumes and looking a little feminine (don't get all crazy on me...I'm merely saying no male ice dancer/skater looks masculine while performing--sorry)-so getting him to really get into dancing is not too far of a stretch. His comment to Brooke about it's nice to work with someone and feel like you're a team rather than being alone was sweet and endearing so 1 point for that. I also want to comment on Brooke's comment about being able to eat cheesecakes...why was Ana so freaking confused about that? Hey there my little ruskie...do they not have dessert in Russia? Oh that's right...you're just not allowed to eat it. And come to think of it...Brooke probably has never had a piece of cheesecake in her life...so just shut up Brooke...
4. Niecey and Louie--
It's clear, Louie's petrified of her. I mean there was nothing he could say to her without her getting all crazy on him. OOOOO snap...don't mess with the Diva cause she'll Reno 911 all over your girlie butt. Seriously, did they mix up their costumes cause I could have sworn I saw Louie prancing like a woman throughout the dance. You can't wear a pink suit and prance like that...you just can't! I really wish Niecey would stop the lip-syncing...however, maybe she's good a singing and could possibly take the place of our annoying resident back up singer (notice I haven't mentioned much about her this season...cause I just can't muster up enough strength to do it--but just know...I am suffering in silence every time they show that woman!) Back to her dancing, let's be honest folks...the judges were way too easy on her cause they're afraid of her, too. And really Carrie Ann---the whole did I spot a lift business was just stupid. I don't think it's physically possible for Louie to lift anyone.
5. Jake and Chelsie-
First off...your jeans are too tight. The 80's called and want them back! Second, I think it's hysterical how tough he gets with a teenager. "I'm not asking you to change the dance, I'm telling you..." Oh okay, wimp...I'll get right on it! Third, the high water pants suited his DORK persona perfectly and FINALLY---It literally made me laugh out loud when Chelsie emphasized that their relationship is like brother and sister--Get it Jake? She's not interested in a rose okay? Good girl Chels...keep reminding him.
6. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz---
Yeah that's right! I said it...He put me to sleep! I'm sorry. I know that's harsh but come on...what is he doing there? He makes Ashly make a dancing steps map? Oh boy. The music selections for these people crack me up. "Fly me to the Moon"--too funny. I know I'm harsh on gramps but when those judges lay into him, I want to rip their heads off. Give the guy a break. Yes, Carrie Ann, Buzz was dancing like he was afraid. He was afraid he would break a hip. And Bruno, just chill out a little okay. No need to take your critiquing so far. After the performance, the comment made by Brooke about showing his precious Lois his dance moves was great! Hey there Brookster...what's that old saying...There may be snow on the roof but there is still a fire burning in the furnace. Go get 'em tiger!
7. Nicole and Derrick-
She was great but it's not surprise. It's like me getting an A in Romanian class. I already speak the language--so really...an A is nothing to get so excited about! I don't think she was perfect and received two 10's but for some reason Bruno and Carrie Ann are just wild about her. Bruno must want front row seats to her next concert or something. Oh and Brooke enough about your dancing days with Derrick. It's getting old.
8. Maks and Erin-
I love it when Maks gets all demanding and serious! Music to my ears to hear him say, "LISTEN TO ME! ENOUGH!!!" So hot. Word on the street is he and Erin are an item. Surprise surprise Maks is dating his dance partner. My man is quite the little playa isn't he? I could have done without the whole neck nuzzle fake make out at the end of the dance. Break my heart a little more why don't you? Then apparently, Erin had a little "nip slip" and my dear sweet Maksy had to be the one to tell her. GRRRRRR. I did not care for their little lovers banter about him not having a bicep--you just shut it. How dare you...next you'll say he doesn't have a bottom...Also, I caught our little Erin in a lie--night one she said she requested Tony---now she says she requested Maks cause he's such a great teacher that pushes his students. LIAR!!! So which is it? Tony or Maks??? hmmm?? And Tom..don't ever comment on Maks's ego. EVER!
9. Pam and Damien-
I'm sooooo over all of her sexual innuendos. What's wrong with being a normal woman in her 40's? Why this constant need to be a sex symbol? It's over the top. I'm happy to report that she did much better than last week---probably cause she wasn't drunk or high. I actually can't believe I'm gonna say this but elegance really suits her. She should try it once in a while. OKAY and now for my favorite part of the whole season...Did Len really need to use the word Tittybating..tittyfacing...what the heck? Why? Why would that word come to mind? Gee I wonder! Again, back stage she does the whole innocent act and I was just over it! OVER IT!
10. 85 and Cheryl-
I don't' think it's fair to give him less points because his derriere sticks out. I mean...that's the way the dude is built. He can't change that! My recommendation for 85 is a little less flirting and a lot more practicing! Perhaps the judges wouldn't be so hard on you if you put in more effort to dancing and not wooing Cheryl. Oh and Carrie Ann...who are you kidding...what do you possibly know about football? Please stop comparing football to dancing okay?
11. Finally Kate and Tony-
Whoa FIREWORKS!!! I understand they were both frustrated with one another but I have to say I was a tad surprised at Tony walking out like that. They really must have left out a lot of the annoyances she must have caused. There were so many good parts about their whole bit that I'm not quite sure where to begin---how about with Kate's shocking..."I don't' get it"----You don't get it? Really? Watch any of the first 5 seasons of your show and you'll get it! How about the zings she threw Jon's way..."Thank you for coming back, Tony...a lot of people quit on me in my life"--oooo ruthless! Let's keep reminding America what a victim you are! A victim who lives in a million dollar home for free! Then the dancing begins and whoa...speechless. She was awful! She looked so uncomfortable, scared, unsure...stiff...bad bad bad! When Bruno said, that the song, "I'm still standing (which again, is such a clever selection for Kate---ABC's on a roll) reminds me of dancing with Elton John"...oh dear...what a visual! Then when she went for her scores...she managed to get in one more zing and pity vote from the fans. "The one thing I learned was that Tony and I are not quitters!" Enough already, I'm sure Jon's not watching the show!
Well guys...that about wraps up another week of DWTS. Never a dull moment. Until next time--
Keep dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Season 10 PREMIERE!!!!
Hello my dancing fanatics! I know you all know how much I longed for this season to begin. ABC is good...very good---they got Len-da Isa-ba back and ready for some major critiquing!
The most obvious was the new co-host Brooke Burke. I have to admit I had major doubts about her ability. I thought for sure she'd drive me up a wall and I am happy to report, I was happily surprised! She was excellent. Short, sweet, to the point and very natural up there. The chemistry between her and Tom was just right and you can tell she wasn't trying to hard. She asked good questions that actually made sense and then...wait it for folks...she actually allowed the stars and dancers to respond!!! (Can you imagine such a concept???) In fact, not only did she wait for responses from the group but when she did accidentally cut some one off, she apologized and said, "Please continue." Again...based on that alone, she's got my support. Good choice on Brooke.
Another change--the intro where they announce the dancers was very impressive. The previous intro looked so cheesy. There was this flashing ray of light and the contestants seemed to be photo shopped in---this time, it looked much more professional.
You might also have noticed the set looked a little different with the green room being on the main dance floor rather back stage. Not sure I see why that was necessary but okay...whatever.
The scoring was way high tech listing the judges names and then their very predictable scores.
But as always...with changes comes some things that remain very much the same--
Pam looks like a drunken mess, Kate has that same attitude and moodiness I remember so well from her show, Jake's still a crying dork, Edyta still wears the most insane costumes, and I still can't understand Bruno! These constants in life are why we all tune in to DWTS...so by all means keep some things the same---too much change would rock my world.
Now on to the actual dancing---
1. Ochocinco and Cheryl---Really? Are you freaking kidding me? You made up your last name based on your jersey number? Good grief! This isn't a recording studio and you're not a rapper! I say that because only rappers give themselves the crazy clever names I love so much---you know the classics like---"Flo-Rida" pronounced (Flow Ride-uh) because he lives in Florida---or my all time favorite...Ludacris...whose name is Chris. These men can pull off that craziness because they live in world of RAP---you Mr. 85 do not...so cut that crap out. However, he was a decent dancer--so I'll move on. And I must mention that I was happy to see Cheryl sporting something other than her black and red jump suit. In fact, she looked quite good last night.
2. Shannen and Mark---Holy moly was she wearing Buzz's dentures??? Those teeth looked horrible last night. Come on Brenda Walsh...get some chompers that fit your mouth! I did think it was adorable that her dad asked her to do the show (I choose to believe that story) and he was so cute in the audience watching his girl and her teeth. She looked really nervous but I think she'll get better as the weeks pass.
3. My hottness Mr. Maks and Erin--Okay admit it...how many of you thought Erin was going to say, " My biggest fear is....having another stalker!" I sure did. But no, apparently her greatest fear is getting up and dancing (how original!) Maks had some good lines last night...like when he said, "The only level I know to work at is the....MAX!" So freaking clever! I also loved, "My only pleasure in life is to bitch at people and you're taking that away!"---loved it! I know you all say I'm biased but he truly is the best male dancer on that show. He is sooo fun to watch and not just for the obvious reasons--like watching his behind! I'll stop there cause last night my hubby was not pleased with my giddiness when he came on screen---nope nope...not one bit. I am not the biggest fan of Erin but I do love how competitive she is! She is just what Maks needs---however when you're on a season with some big media names like this year...I fear she won't have the fan base to keep her on as long as he---ooops I mean she deserves. She's a bit touchy with my man...but I'll let it slide since...well...she's in it to win it. But watch it missy...WATCH IT! Another thing I'd like to mention is how Maks rarely says anything in the green room (glass room in the back...whatever you want to call it) and some how ...he still is the essence of Mr. Cool.
4. Jake and Chelsie---Okay seriously, how many times are they gonna use the whole "rose cliche"---he gave her a rose when he met her, he gave her a rose during the dance, and then the song they chose for him to dance to is---Kissed by a ROSE by Seal?!?!? Oh give it a rest already. I guess anything is better than..."On the Wings of Love"---I admit...I was expecting that one! Would you all agree that Jake defines the word --NERD! He is so cheesy. For a man that good looking--it just doesn't work. He needs to just sit there and smile and never say one word. When he busted out with, "I come in here and feel dumb every day" (sniff sniff--whimper whimper) I practically puked. Be a man for crying out loud!! The dance was pretty good, but when Bruno said, "You look like you are riding a horse! Keep your legs together!" I couldn't help but think---he's been whoring around on the Bachelor...his days of keeping his legs together are OVER buddy..OVER! Oh and Carrie Ann--please don't refer to Jake as being romantic...ABC is romantic, he was just their puppet. Do you honestly think that Jake came up with all those romantic ideas for the show??? Pah-lease...it's called writers and producers! Ridiculous! Let's move on to the interview with Brooke where she asks him, "Really Jake, can you honestly say you were nervous? I mean you proposed to Vienna in front of America--that's as nervous as one can get" and his retarded response is, "Proposing to Vienna was the honor of my life!" Then they show Vienna with her cheesy smile and lo and behold she's sitting next to Gia who made out with him a week before the proposal of honor took place.---I call B.S.! BIGTIME!
5. Niecy and Louie--She looks happy to be there. That's a good sign. It's also good that she loves how she looks and is content---but seriously....I don't need to see you in a leotard. EVER. My advice to her is start dancing and stop lip-syncing...just a thought. You might do better.
6. Evan and Anna--He's a tad too monotone for me. He just seems boring. I fear this may be our first gold medalist to lose. I know he's riding the high of his Olympic win but I'm not sure it's gonna work. In fact, I have never heard of him until these Olympics---so I'm sure others are in the same boat. I noticed all the leg lifting (which is usually the girls deal) was done by him. A little "queer" and odd---no? As for Bruno wanting more chemistry from the 2 of them...I don't think that's possible Bruno...he of all people should know that!
7. Buzz and Ashly--Okay I'm just gonna come right out and say it...Astronauts are WEIRD! I mean really...you got to be a little screwy to get in a shuttle and orbit in space. Who freaking does that? The man's 80 years old and yes, a freaking hero, but seriously--you need to dance not walk during the performance. I say this every year...and every year we get the token senior! Can I just say that our little Ashly Costa is looking mighty good this year...she's definitely no longer Ashly "Of the Large" (the literal meaning of her maiden name-DELAGROSA. ---Thank you Mr. Greg) She's sweet and talented but she won't be on for long. Really, who's surprised?
8. Nicole and Derick--She's a dancer...no fair. I know she's never danced like this before but half the battle of this show is gaining the confidence to get up there and let loose. She's got that down because of her prior dancing--so the rest will come very easy to her. Derick needs to seriously shave that disgusting flesh colored peach fuzz off. It makes me sick! I'm with Len on this one...she wasn't that great...and definitely not worthy of 2 nines!
9. Aiden (hello gorgeous) and Edyta--Has Edyta ever danced with a dog on this show? Seriously, how the heck does she manage to get all the hotties? Who cares if this guy can even dance...he can stay on the show as long as he wants in my opinion. (Ease up ladies and gents...I'm still true to my man, but I needed to mention the obvious--he's some nice eye candy) I can't believe the judges gave him a 15??? Come on...he was better than that. And I don't blame Edyta for pleading with the fans to vote...she's not stupid. Wouldn't you want to stay on a little while longer if you were paired with Aiden?
10. Kate (Kill me now) Gosselin and Tony--So are you annoyed yet? Give it time. It will come. I love love how she played the "This is for all you moms out there" card. Oh give it a rest, you don't identify with the moms out there. How many moms do you know that get paid to stay home, get to go on all sorts of neat vacations and adventures, and get a free tummy tuck and makeover? That little plea to identify with me backfired! And Tony's right...can you be a little more excited to actually be on the show? You asked to do it...now do it! After the shortest routine I saw all night---and I listened to the judges...I couldn't help but think...hmmm...how's does the berating feel right now? Do you like to be torn to shreds in front of America and criticized for everything you do??? Well honey, welcome to your ex-hubby's world? It's not so cool when you're on the receiving end...is it? I'm not saying the guy was right in cheating...but he definitely took a daily verbal beating from that woman!
AND FINALLY--
Pam and new guy (didn't even catch his name)--I have no words...NONE...well okay...maybe some. What the heck was going on with her? Was she drunk? High? She was a mess. A total mess. I mean...without getting too graphic...I felt dirty just watching her. She looks like such trash. I think she was confused and thinking her partner was the strip pole. Goodness! Then just as the night was coming to a close at 1 hour and 55 minutes---her partner enjoyed a major boob grab---not graze...but a full on hold. PIG---I'm not sure she even noticed--that's even more disgusting! And the most disgusting was the scores she received! I guess it proves once again boobs will get you far in Hollywood.
Well folks...that about wraps it up. I'm actually quite thrilled to not have a 3 day season premiere. it leaves us wanting more. Overall, I'm happy with the premiere , I'm happy with the cast and most of all I'm happy with the changes.
Here's to a very exciting season 10!---
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
THE CHANGES
Let's begin by mentioning some of the many changes we saw last night.The most obvious was the new co-host Brooke Burke. I have to admit I had major doubts about her ability. I thought for sure she'd drive me up a wall and I am happy to report, I was happily surprised! She was excellent. Short, sweet, to the point and very natural up there. The chemistry between her and Tom was just right and you can tell she wasn't trying to hard. She asked good questions that actually made sense and then...wait it for folks...she actually allowed the stars and dancers to respond!!! (Can you imagine such a concept???) In fact, not only did she wait for responses from the group but when she did accidentally cut some one off, she apologized and said, "Please continue." Again...based on that alone, she's got my support. Good choice on Brooke.
Another change--the intro where they announce the dancers was very impressive. The previous intro looked so cheesy. There was this flashing ray of light and the contestants seemed to be photo shopped in---this time, it looked much more professional.
You might also have noticed the set looked a little different with the green room being on the main dance floor rather back stage. Not sure I see why that was necessary but okay...whatever.
The scoring was way high tech listing the judges names and then their very predictable scores.
But as always...with changes comes some things that remain very much the same--
Pam looks like a drunken mess, Kate has that same attitude and moodiness I remember so well from her show, Jake's still a crying dork, Edyta still wears the most insane costumes, and I still can't understand Bruno! These constants in life are why we all tune in to DWTS...so by all means keep some things the same---too much change would rock my world.
Now on to the actual dancing---
1. Ochocinco and Cheryl---Really? Are you freaking kidding me? You made up your last name based on your jersey number? Good grief! This isn't a recording studio and you're not a rapper! I say that because only rappers give themselves the crazy clever names I love so much---you know the classics like---"Flo-Rida" pronounced (Flow Ride-uh) because he lives in Florida---or my all time favorite...Ludacris...whose name is Chris. These men can pull off that craziness because they live in world of RAP---you Mr. 85 do not...so cut that crap out. However, he was a decent dancer--so I'll move on. And I must mention that I was happy to see Cheryl sporting something other than her black and red jump suit. In fact, she looked quite good last night.
2. Shannen and Mark---Holy moly was she wearing Buzz's dentures??? Those teeth looked horrible last night. Come on Brenda Walsh...get some chompers that fit your mouth! I did think it was adorable that her dad asked her to do the show (I choose to believe that story) and he was so cute in the audience watching his girl and her teeth. She looked really nervous but I think she'll get better as the weeks pass.
3. My hottness Mr. Maks and Erin--Okay admit it...how many of you thought Erin was going to say, " My biggest fear is....having another stalker!" I sure did. But no, apparently her greatest fear is getting up and dancing (how original!) Maks had some good lines last night...like when he said, "The only level I know to work at is the....MAX!" So freaking clever! I also loved, "My only pleasure in life is to bitch at people and you're taking that away!"---loved it! I know you all say I'm biased but he truly is the best male dancer on that show. He is sooo fun to watch and not just for the obvious reasons--like watching his behind! I'll stop there cause last night my hubby was not pleased with my giddiness when he came on screen---nope nope...not one bit. I am not the biggest fan of Erin but I do love how competitive she is! She is just what Maks needs---however when you're on a season with some big media names like this year...I fear she won't have the fan base to keep her on as long as he---ooops I mean she deserves. She's a bit touchy with my man...but I'll let it slide since...well...she's in it to win it. But watch it missy...WATCH IT! Another thing I'd like to mention is how Maks rarely says anything in the green room (glass room in the back...whatever you want to call it) and some how ...he still is the essence of Mr. Cool.
4. Jake and Chelsie---Okay seriously, how many times are they gonna use the whole "rose cliche"---he gave her a rose when he met her, he gave her a rose during the dance, and then the song they chose for him to dance to is---Kissed by a ROSE by Seal?!?!? Oh give it a rest already. I guess anything is better than..."On the Wings of Love"---I admit...I was expecting that one! Would you all agree that Jake defines the word --NERD! He is so cheesy. For a man that good looking--it just doesn't work. He needs to just sit there and smile and never say one word. When he busted out with, "I come in here and feel dumb every day" (sniff sniff--whimper whimper) I practically puked. Be a man for crying out loud!! The dance was pretty good, but when Bruno said, "You look like you are riding a horse! Keep your legs together!" I couldn't help but think---he's been whoring around on the Bachelor...his days of keeping his legs together are OVER buddy..OVER! Oh and Carrie Ann--please don't refer to Jake as being romantic...ABC is romantic, he was just their puppet. Do you honestly think that Jake came up with all those romantic ideas for the show??? Pah-lease...it's called writers and producers! Ridiculous! Let's move on to the interview with Brooke where she asks him, "Really Jake, can you honestly say you were nervous? I mean you proposed to Vienna in front of America--that's as nervous as one can get" and his retarded response is, "Proposing to Vienna was the honor of my life!" Then they show Vienna with her cheesy smile and lo and behold she's sitting next to Gia who made out with him a week before the proposal of honor took place.---I call B.S.! BIGTIME!
5. Niecy and Louie--She looks happy to be there. That's a good sign. It's also good that she loves how she looks and is content---but seriously....I don't need to see you in a leotard. EVER. My advice to her is start dancing and stop lip-syncing...just a thought. You might do better.
6. Evan and Anna--He's a tad too monotone for me. He just seems boring. I fear this may be our first gold medalist to lose. I know he's riding the high of his Olympic win but I'm not sure it's gonna work. In fact, I have never heard of him until these Olympics---so I'm sure others are in the same boat. I noticed all the leg lifting (which is usually the girls deal) was done by him. A little "queer" and odd---no? As for Bruno wanting more chemistry from the 2 of them...I don't think that's possible Bruno...he of all people should know that!
7. Buzz and Ashly--Okay I'm just gonna come right out and say it...Astronauts are WEIRD! I mean really...you got to be a little screwy to get in a shuttle and orbit in space. Who freaking does that? The man's 80 years old and yes, a freaking hero, but seriously--you need to dance not walk during the performance. I say this every year...and every year we get the token senior! Can I just say that our little Ashly Costa is looking mighty good this year...she's definitely no longer Ashly "Of the Large" (the literal meaning of her maiden name-DELAGROSA. ---Thank you Mr. Greg) She's sweet and talented but she won't be on for long. Really, who's surprised?
8. Nicole and Derick--She's a dancer...no fair. I know she's never danced like this before but half the battle of this show is gaining the confidence to get up there and let loose. She's got that down because of her prior dancing--so the rest will come very easy to her. Derick needs to seriously shave that disgusting flesh colored peach fuzz off. It makes me sick! I'm with Len on this one...she wasn't that great...and definitely not worthy of 2 nines!
9. Aiden (hello gorgeous) and Edyta--Has Edyta ever danced with a dog on this show? Seriously, how the heck does she manage to get all the hotties? Who cares if this guy can even dance...he can stay on the show as long as he wants in my opinion. (Ease up ladies and gents...I'm still true to my man, but I needed to mention the obvious--he's some nice eye candy) I can't believe the judges gave him a 15??? Come on...he was better than that. And I don't blame Edyta for pleading with the fans to vote...she's not stupid. Wouldn't you want to stay on a little while longer if you were paired with Aiden?
10. Kate (Kill me now) Gosselin and Tony--So are you annoyed yet? Give it time. It will come. I love love how she played the "This is for all you moms out there" card. Oh give it a rest, you don't identify with the moms out there. How many moms do you know that get paid to stay home, get to go on all sorts of neat vacations and adventures, and get a free tummy tuck and makeover? That little plea to identify with me backfired! And Tony's right...can you be a little more excited to actually be on the show? You asked to do it...now do it! After the shortest routine I saw all night---and I listened to the judges...I couldn't help but think...hmmm...how's does the berating feel right now? Do you like to be torn to shreds in front of America and criticized for everything you do??? Well honey, welcome to your ex-hubby's world? It's not so cool when you're on the receiving end...is it? I'm not saying the guy was right in cheating...but he definitely took a daily verbal beating from that woman!
AND FINALLY--
Pam and new guy (didn't even catch his name)--I have no words...NONE...well okay...maybe some. What the heck was going on with her? Was she drunk? High? She was a mess. A total mess. I mean...without getting too graphic...I felt dirty just watching her. She looks like such trash. I think she was confused and thinking her partner was the strip pole. Goodness! Then just as the night was coming to a close at 1 hour and 55 minutes---her partner enjoyed a major boob grab---not graze...but a full on hold. PIG---I'm not sure she even noticed--that's even more disgusting! And the most disgusting was the scores she received! I guess it proves once again boobs will get you far in Hollywood.
Well folks...that about wraps it up. I'm actually quite thrilled to not have a 3 day season premiere. it leaves us wanting more. Overall, I'm happy with the premiere , I'm happy with the cast and most of all I'm happy with the changes.
Here's to a very exciting season 10!---
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
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