Monday, April 11, 2011

Bring some class...with the Classicals!

Hello again dear viewers!

Of course I'm excited this week...because my favorite dance of all time is on! I LOVE LOVE the freaking Paso Doble. That dance has now made it on my bucket list. I must dance that dance just once in my life and WELL before I die. Now...to talk Raresh into it.

A big round of applause and humongo props to that violinist! Holy moly was he good or what? And he played the violin well, too! LOL!!! To all you talented musicians out there--I hate you a little.

Now...first out of the gate...
Romeo and Chelsea---Love her but he's annoying. I don't need you to take off your sad little bolero jacket and show me your 12 year old body, okay? You're not quite up there with the Maks's of the world...so just keep your buttonless vest on and just dance. With that said...the music was amazing and the dance was very entertaining. But...what's up with the lifts being allowed now? Did they allow those last season and I missed it? Anyway...it's good.

Kendra and Louis--Viennese Waltz and Mafia theme just do not mix...come on KENDRA...you know about what mixes...like your rum and cokes...and what doesn't ...like you and Hugh Hefner. And no surprise that their dance sucked since their vision was soooo far off base. It really was painful to watch.

Sugary and Anna--LEAVE THE PURPLE LEGGINGS HOME!!! Please!  That's all!

Petra and Dmitry--Oh Petra...Petra...Petra...please crawl under one (Petra means rock)----the best part of that dance was when he ripped off her cape at the end---he should have used that cape to cover her up. She looked ridiculous with those hands on her boney little hips. Not so good...how could they say she was on a roll? Am I the only one that thought that sucked? She ruined my paso!

Oh no...oh no...oh no...okay...I wasn't recording and got a call...and paused and well...long story short---I missed some things. I tuned back in to when Ralph and Karina got their scores ---grrrrr I think I just missed Ralph...darn--it's cool, I'll catch it tomorrow during the famous 4 hour recap.

Hines and Kym--What's up with Kym's face? It's looking weirder than ever! However...they rocked the dance floor. It was soooo good. I'm not sure if it was the violinist again or the freaking flames, or what...but I loved their dance! LOVED IT.

Chelsea and Mark---That was wonderful. I feel like this episode of DWTS was a So You Think You Can Dance episode. So creative. I think Len was just a tad bit over dramatic. Yeah, I know...Len? Dramatic?NEVER!. Is it sad that I had no idea that was Harry Potter theme music until they had to explain it to me. How old am I? Seriously.

Cheryl and Chris--Wait...hold up...Dwyane The ROCK Johnson was a wrestler? Huh?---Man...I guess I've been living under a "rock"---heh heh. Did I know that? As for their dance...He was arrogant but not nearly as powerful as I wanted him to be. What a waste. I agreed with Len...no power.

My Maksy and the luckiest woman alive--Kirstie--I love how she's the one with "hip pain and injury" this week. You had it coming! Kidding.  Please let the poor couple forget the fall her around the world. Bear with me...the next thoughts are all over the place but must be mentioned.
When my girl...said, "you're handsome, you're a good dancer, you're every girls dream"--I swear I yelled AMEN SISTA!!! She hit the nail on the head. Now...if you still don't know why I love Maks...(you're nuts) but I'll tell you---He's handsome, he's a good dancer, he's every girls dream AND he lifted Kirstie up like a delicate flower. Damn he's strong!
Okay...after the lift...what the heck...her heel got caught in the dress or her shoe came off...I was DYING! Then she stops turning and Maks is still turning...aye yay yay...those two just can't catch a break! Can I just kiss Maks already! Sheesh! I'll add that to my bucket list. Now I just need to get Raresh on board with that one, too! LOL.

Okay folks...well...I guess that about covers it.

Until next week...keep dancing!
Len-da

Monday, April 4, 2011

Not sure what season we're in...or how long I'll last..

BUT for the time being--I am watching DWTS. Not because it's a good season, or because I even really care about this show anymore---but because of 3 things---My mom watches and asks me my opinion all the time, my kids have finally given in to my bedtime routine and finally---THERE IS NOTHING on TV anymore.

Before we move on I would just like to say that I'm sad to see that Edyta is really gone. I'll miss her accent IMMENSELY!

So...with that out of the way and since my attention span for this show is super small--I'll get right to it. This week is all about personal stories. This should be good.

Wendy Williams--She's a man, right? It's ABC's version of bringing a new angle to the show. We've had a deaf person, an amputee, an astronaut, a few really old folks, some gay people and now this is their first cross dresser...right? Well...HE won't be on long. But poor Tony...always stuck with the ...um..."interesting" contestants.

Chelsea and Mark--They were okay. I guess. I HAVE NO CLUE...NONE...who she is. How freaking old am I? I swear, I turned 30 last summer and somehow..aged about a zillion years since then! Sheesh.

Chris and Cheryl--They did a great job and I always feel so bad for those who have lost a loved one. Who is that kid in the audience with hair big enough to keep us all warm that they kept showing after Chris's performance? Oh and I would be remiss if I didn't mention this quick thing about Bruno saying Chris's dancing was naked...yeah I bet you'd like that! Same old Bruno.

Kendra and Louie--That smoke machine completely engulfed her! I couldn't stop laughing. She freaking disappeared before our very eyes! No wonder she was stumbling all over the place as though she was back partying at the mansion.  I missed the rest of the dance because I was laughing so hard. I guess--based on the judges and the scores-- it was pretty good. I didn't rewind...I wasn't that interested. Her little son is a total doll. Not quite as cute as my little guy...but cute.  See...judge for yourself.

See...told ya. Anyway...

Chelsea and Romeo--No comment. I really can't think of anything worth typing.

Hines and Kym--Another contestant that I don't have much to say about. Sorry...

Petra and Dmitry---Carrie Ann IS definitely in a good mood. She didn't mention anything about the lift. Good...the dance was lovely and we don't need her poo pooing all over the place.

Sugary and Anna- (yeah that's right I'll call him Sugary)---He looked like a total fool. That face he was making was killing me. You really can't make a serious, angry face? Sheesh...that's pretty pathetic for a boxer. I'm surprised Anna didn't bust up laughing at that ridiculous scowl he had on his face. And as for the reference Bruno was making...and Carrie Ann was insinuating about...yes...those pants...were a little REVEALING...he had to hold the boxing glove in a very precise location while chatting with Brooke.

My sweet Maks and Kirstie--I..of course...was a little angry at the pairing up...BUT now that I've watched them...I think I like the bond they have. Now...let's talk about that tragic "thigh cramp"---oh man....Sorry Maksy but no woman with some extra meat on her bones is going to believe that it had nothing to do with her. I hate that I'm like this...but you know Kirstie feels that she's to blame and although I did rewind a zillion times...and it does appear to be Maks's fault...I can't help but think she did have a little something to do with it. I would like to remind all of America, that my sweet Maks was in a horrible ski accident years ago and he has like 2 or 4 metal rods in his leg. So...cut my poor baby some slack! They did recover very well. I would have crumbled and just walked off stage. No wait... I would have insisted Maks take his pants off immediately...(to check the wound, of course). I think we all know that he won't get the mirror ball this year...but I'll enjoy his moves while I can.

Ralph and Karrrrina--Karrrina has had botox right? She looks horrible. Worse than before. Oh and was Ralph Maccio even legal on his wedding day? Didn't think you can get married when you're 12. My goodness! BUT YAY for 24 years of marriage! So rare these days and I love hearing those stories. As for the judges...leave him alone. He's in love with his wife...not Botoxina...okay? Idiots!

One final question for the fans still watching. Who are these so called Dance Troop people?? Are they planning on phasing out our favorite pros? Hope not.

Guess that's it for tonight...
Keep Dancing.

Len-da

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The results---SHOCKER!!!

Okay--let me start off by saying---WHAT THE HECK WAS THE PURPOSE OF A THREE HOUR FINALE???!!! My goodness! I fell asleep. Literally. That is why this review was not in your inbox first thing this morning.

Why replay last nights episode from 8pm-9pm? Why make the 3 finalists dance a dance they have already danced before from 9pm to 10pm? Why bring back those losers to dance again?? Sheesh...I'm falling asleep again just thinking about how ridiculous and drawn out this 3 hour dealio was!

With that rant out of the way---let's move to the intro---I was so annoyed with Kate walking while the rest were dancing. Good grief woman! Lie and tell the people you've been injured at least so that you don't annoy America!! I mean heck, 85 claimed he got hurt--when we all know he's just bitter that he wasn't in the finals!

Next up was the return of the losers of the season. I swear, if I heard one more time that the former contestants were coming back with brand new routines ONE MORE TIME--- I was going to die. Had they specified the dance was only going to be a whopping 2 seconds long---I might not have been so annoyed. I would hardly call a 2 second hip shaking a "brand new routine"

Shannen and Mark--She obviously did not have time to work on her 2 second routine in all the 10 weeks that have passed cause she looked uncertain.

Aiden's cartwheel and splits had me rolling on the floor- PA-THE-TIC!

Buzz--I get it---you're an astronaut, you walked on the moon---sheesh is that all you've ever done in your entire 120 years of living?

Jake and Vienna--Was it really necessary to have them dance to "On the Wings of Love"? Also, I was extremely bummed he didn't eat it like he did every episode, but I guess when you're in the arms of your love---you feel secure and confident (bleh)--I'm sure they put her in the routine to play tricks on our eyes--I found I was watching her more than him and so he might have fallen and I missed it! Sneaky ABC!

Then my baby got eliminated---and of course he didn't cry ERIN! He's just not that in to you!---Heard of the book? READ IT! Oh and more thing about Maksy--he's hot when he's competing and even HOTTER when he dances for the fun of it.

Next up was the Kate segment---YES---I said segment because not one other loser got that much air time. WHY THE HECK DID SHE? She is the worst dancer EVER---EVER---and yet we had to listen to her plug her 2 shows (which I vow not to watch---more than once)--we had to see their back story again, their fight, their rehearsal where all she wanted was difficult moves and then told Tony that she doesn't like that move!, the "I heart you Tony", then that HORRID HORRID papparazi dance which didn't improve a bit, and finally we got the I will survive montage with her face in the camera being air lifted out of the building. Oh please ABC---keep that woman up there forever! Jimmy Fallon should have come back to dance in her place. Now that would have been good.

Pam and Damien---Holy moly---when did the ballroom become a strip joint. Ewwwww dirty. And yeah Bruno, she embraced the character well---we get it.

Niecy and Louie- "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"---TYPICAL! Let's get one more big girl comment out this season---PREDICTABLE!

85 was injured so I was spared from that love fest and more bling bling---thank you very much.

45 mintues of more filler
Then the big reveal of the winner---SHOCKER!!!! Stop crying before the annoucement is made NICRYBABY! I swear she had an accent for the first time ever all season. What was that about?

And poor Evan---as polite and sweet as pie!

So folks---that wraps up season 10 of Dancing with the Stars! This season was by far one of the best as far as characters---very excited to see what's coming next season.

I know Julianne is coming back and I'm praying Charo is one of the stars. I also know a few ladies that really want Rick Fox to join the cast. We'll find out before we know it.

Until next time...
Keep Dancing.

Len-da Isa-ba

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The FINALS!!

First off...HOLY HAIR Brooke. Yikes...not a good look for you honey!

Okay now that I got that major thing out of the way---let's begin.

A few general thoughts...
I was thrilled to see the show was only 1 hour.
I was not so thrilled to hear that the contestants dance 2 more dances each tomorrow. THE FREESTYLE is always the last dance---not happy about that change.
I also need to comment that of all the Freestyle dances in the 10 seasons---this year was the WEAKEST! I was not impressed by any of them. (more on that later)

First up--
My baby Maks and the luckiest woman on television---Erin-
I'm sure Maks was DYING when Bruno--a mere music video choreographer was giving him pointers on what to improve. He has zero skills in Ball Room Dancing! If Maks needs someone to teach him to flutter around stage like a fairy---he'll call you--OTHERWISE...shut it! As for their dance---I'm shocked---SHOCKED she got 2 10's. I did not think that particular dance deserved a 10--but hey---I'll take it.

Evanna-It was good---but I wasn't too terribly impressed. Maybe, I was only interested in seeing the Free styles--cause the do over dances were just whatever! I'm shocked that Erin got 2 10's and Evan got 1.---Crazy judges

Nicole and Derek-
FOR THE RECORD---that Rumba was amazing. It makes me mad to see how good they are. And that lift at the end...WOW. It was phenomenal. Erin would never be able to pull that move off. EVER! I was busting up when Derek claimed the lift happened at the end of the dance (after the music stopped) ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Although, that was one heck of a move---she was off the ground for like a good solid 10 minutes while the song played. Tsk tsk tsk...I'm glad Carrie Ann busted him on that move because I thought for sure she'd over look it. Hey..we need to be consistent with everyone, right?

Free Style time-
Erin and Maks-
Hmmmm---lyrical?...that is a brave choice indeed---I'm not sure it's entirely fair that someone else choreographed their dance. Uh hello???? That's the pro's job. But aside from that---holy moly---heart racing. I won't say much (since this blog will remain G-rated) other than...I thoroughly enjoyed that little number! Yes, indeed. Oh and Maks---if your nose is broken, That fool from the Suns, Nash, can fix it for you. Did anyone else see his nose break and him break it back into place like 6 times during the game on Sunday??? eeks.

Evanna-
ooo boy...not on the same page...cracking under pressure. Not a good sign. I had a flashback to Mya and Dmitry last season. I was happy to see that she also resorted to "cheating" and brought in another choreographer to help. Still though...I'm sure Derek won't need the assistance. The judges sure didn't like that! I felt so bad for them.

Derek and Nicole-
Looks like your neck is all better you LIAR! I expected a lot more for their freestyle. I know it covered a lot of ground but still...it was all over the place. And then the big mess up at the end...such a shame.

So folks...for the finals---I wasn't too impressed, in fact, DISAPPOINTED would be a better word. They should have cut out the other 2 dances for tonight and really focused on making the Free Styles the best in history!

Also, I'm super super excited for the finale tonight because all the characters will be back and I'm sure I'll have enough material to really end this seasons' reviews on a high note. Stay tuned for tomorrow's email. I will be blogging on tonight's episode for sure. I can already predict, I'll fall asleep during Buzz, shout angrily during Kate's, and that I'll bust up laughing during Jake's---(he'll fall, of course)

As for who wins it...
I pray it's Evan over Nicole.
As much as I love Maks...I really think it's a long shot.

Until next time...
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

A little late in watching and in posting..

Okay folks...so here's the deal. I didn't watch it last night..---just saw it this morning and so I fear that my lack of votes for Maks might have hurt him a bit---we'll see soon enough.

I knew I was in for a treat when I got a text last night from a friend that said, "What the heck is your boy, Maks, wearing?"---I figured Maksy must be in the buff...so of course I was excited to see what all the talk was about. Much to my dissapointment--it wasn't any different than any other week.

Now...let's move right into it.

Maks and Erin-
I LOVED when he said, "God willing---we'll be here next week!" Oh...I hope he's a Christian! LOL---My Maks has to win this season. He was robbed before and it's his time!!! I loved their V-Waltz...loved it. It gave me chills...the music, movement...a big MUAH! xoxoxoxo to my boy! I have never wanted to be Tom Bergeron as much as I do when Maks gives him his resident pinch. STUPID BRUNO needs to calm down and not get their hopes up in showing a 10 and giving a 9. GRRRRRRR Erin's second dance...hmm---the little segments about each of their pasts... well well well...Erin has dance experience, too? Oh dear! No fair!!! And for someone who had some dance experience...I'm pretty disappointed in how she's doing. It's never quite enough. BUT..the one thing I have to say is Maks + Paso= HOT!

Nicole and Derek-
Of course Derek would be injured during the semi-final rehearsal weeks so that we can pity him and his cry baby partner...Oh PAHLEASE!!! Be a man. Stick some Icy Hot patches on there and get over it! All this pity pity ---OH JUST FORFEIT!!!! With that plea to forfeit...I must admit, they are DARN GOOD. That Argentianian Tango was just amazing! I will also state for the record that I don't believe Derek was ever really injured this week. There is no way he could have recovered that quickly. I'm sure it was all a ploy to get the votes. That and "claiming" it was his birthday. Oh and Carrie Ann---moved to tears...Oh brother...pukefest! Then she gets Nicrybaby started...double pukefest and then Derek starts crying...triple PUKEFEST. Nicole's second dance...MADE ME SOOOO ANGRY! I can't believe she got 2 10's for literally doing a typical dance routine from the Pussy Cat Doll videos. SERIOUSLY---youtube any one of their videos and you will see what you saw for her "solo"---NOT TEN worthy! AT ALL.

Cheryl and 85-
I noticed we had 2 BBall players in the audience...Mr. Rick "the Fox" Fox and Kareem. It's only a matter of time before I get my wish and have a basketball player on there! MICHAEL JORDAN---please!!! Yeah the dance was better but I'm a tad annoyed with the latest scam 85 is pulling. He's literally begging the public for votes by claiming if he gets 1 million followers on his Twitter account he'll give each new person some obscene amount of money. I'm not sure how true that is...but I was disgusted! If he stays tonight...it's because he went to those extremes! BLAH! I don't care how difficult your past was---if you can afford those jewels...you're doing just fine!

Evanna-
Yes, Evan...it's time you show the world your personality---I've been asking for this for soooo long! The dance was entertaining and as I said before, if Maks is out...EVAN is in. The most entertaining of that whole segment was when Bruno said he was as high as a kite, and Tom corrected him and said, "You haven't seen someone that high since you last looked in the mirror!" SO SO SO TRUE! His second dance...LOVED it. I'm glad he got his 30! And Bruno..."Evan, you've got BALLS!" Thanks Captain Obvious!

All in all...the night was good. I think Maks and 85 are gonna be on the chopping block and I'm sooo worried Maks might go home. Oh well...if it is his time..it's his time. Did you all catch that Vienna will be dancing with Jake??? Oh brother...I'm sorry but cut the show down to 1 hr and let's wrap this puppy up! Leave out the Jakes, the Kates, and the others and give us the TROPHY!!

Until next time...
Keep Dancing..

Len-da

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

We're down to 5 couples and back to 2 hours...YIKES

Hello friends,
By my blog entry title alone you can tell that I'm beyond annoyed that with so few couples we needed a 2 hour show. They could have easily cut that sucker down to 1 hour. I know they had to dance 2 different dances but the commercials and RECAPS alone were like 45 minutes worth. GOOD GRIEF. I'm pregnant...TIRED...and just need to get down to the meat of the episode already.

So without any further delay...let's get right to it.

Of course the first 3 things I noticed were:
1. Brooke's dress was AWESOME! Probably would not have looked like that on any other gal.
2. Lenny boy wore that same number a few shows back...he's getting senile
3. My MAKS looked amazing all beard free---I missed his pretty little face.

I also noticed that he and Erin looked a tad peeved at one another during the panning of the contestants---I guess we'll wait and see what "drama" they endured during rehearsal.

Let's get right to the couples and both dances with be discussed in one shot--see ABC...it is possible to condense things!

The couples-
1. 85 & Cheryl-
Personally, I prefer when he's quiet...so Cheryl...please stop inquiring what is wrong and why he's so quiet. I'm over them! He was not happy with his 21's---which of course brought a smile to my face. Their second dance the JIVE---whoa Cheryl...what happened to the "No dancer left behind" campaign? Cause you left that fool in the dust and out danced him beyond measure. Once again...I saw fire in 85's eyes at the scores. Cue Linda's gigantic grin!

2. Niecy & Louie-
Okay we get it...you have a busy life...oh you poor baby with your 3 or 4 jobs...I know quite a few people who would be happy with one job these days...so suck it up or turn some offers down. Could the reason you're so stinking exhausted have anything to do with the fact that you eye lids weigh about 25 pounds each! SHEESH. Bruno was right...she had wild arms...WILD arms...I think 85 blew a gasket when he saw her scores were better! Her second dance...I have 2 things to say...Louie is one strong MoFo and Niecy's boobs are GYNORMOUS! Holy Kazow Batman...this is a family show!

3.Maks & Erin-
Oh give it a rest already ERIN!.."I'm so scared! I'm so scared!...I just can't trust Maks, I just can't jump into his big strapping arms with my 100 lb waif body!" Cue barffest NOW! I think he can handle your skinny and bossy butt, OKAY?! I loved their dance. I loved that lift she was sooo terrified of and I'm glad they got a 10. There should have been a few more given out by the other two crabby judges. One thing I want to know is...who is that chick they always show from the audience after she dances? Is our dear Erin Lebanese? Their second dance...HOLY MOLY PANTS UP TO YOUR NECK! I know you were trying to show us you were wearing loafers without socks...but geez louise...when your pants reach the bottom of your V-neck shirt...that is just too darn much. EVEN for my Maks. Also, as far as the dance is concerned--I have to admit I literally said, "Darn you Erin...why can't you be a better dancer!" She has potential but she's just not as good as that darn Nicole.

4. Evanna-
Those 2 are quite enjoyable and if you all remember Anna used to be quite the little witch---I'm happy to see how nice she can be. I also remember back at the beginning of the season, the judges kept telling the two of them to get more chemistry---well guess what...that chemistry is getting a little uncomfortable. That "ride" Evan gave her on the ice...uh...hello...married woman...I'm not digging that! AT ALL. And I think your precious Jonathon would have an issue, too. Their second dance was AWESOME. So entertaining...so creative...so robbed of some 10's. They are the only ones in my opinion that took the dance and added the time period they were supposed to. It really chaps my hide to see them get 3 nine's and see that darn favorite Nicole get 10's!

5. Nicrybaby and Demostannoying-
Okay...I'll give it to you...Derek is a great choreographer...but that still doesn't change the fact that he annoys me! Do you know who annoys me more? Nicrybaby! The whole, "I challenge anyone who says this comes natural to me to come to our rehearsals" speech made my blood boil. Oh stop it. JUST STOP IT! For someone to sit there and lie is just infuriating. If she really didn't have an advantage then why is she a part of the choreography? Hmmm? Someone with no experience does not have that to contribute to the partnership---so give it up. We all heard you say that you're happy that Derek appreciates your creativity and ideas regarding the dance choreography. BAM--BUSTED! This chick has literally cried in every episode! I new she would get all 10's I just new it!

So folks...there you have it.

I think it's time for 85 or Niecy to go. My picks for the final 3 are Erin, Evan, and Nicole. I think it should come down to Nicole or Evan...cause that Erin...just can't compete with those 2.

Until next week's 4 hour episode...
Keep Dancing..
Len-da Isa-ba

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

All my characters are gone...the blog will suffer!

Hey folks...it's a sad day in my DWTS blogging world. BAM--just like that 2 of the most ridiculous characters are gone--back to back...POOF! Oh man...my material will surely suffer.

So I'll make this quick---since I barely stayed awake for it.

Intro---
1. Holy moly Brooke---are we going clubbing? or are we the host of a BALLROOM dance show? That dress was a little too clubbish for me.
2. Looks like Derek has decided to take over as resident nerd on the show, since Jake's departure, of course. He is so freaking annoying.
3. 85---please don't ever wear that outfit again. EGADS the man in white!
4. Did you all notice Maks mouth, "Hi Linda"---okay so maybe it was "Hi Sarah"---actually no...I think it was Hi Linda...it's the accent that threw it off.

Dancing---
1. Maks and Erin-
All that business and fake fighting about Maks wanting to take his pants off in the dance---was such a load of BS. I knew he wouldn't do it. Yes, technically, he did take his pants off but who was he kidding. We know he pushes the limit and has attitude but he won't mess with the judges that much and ruin his chances. I love my Maks and I'm glad that I at least have him left on the show, but the whole fake drama and fights during rehearsal are getting a bit old...even for me. My favorite part of the rehearsal segment had to be when Erin was laying on her side as if posing for Sports Illustrated---oh brother...what the heck is that girl doing? Baiting another stalker..that's what! I was happy their scores went up and even caught Maks tell Erin...after Len praised their work --"he'll give us an 8"--I'm such a good lip reader!
All in all...happy they improved. I also loved when Len told Bruno that he looks like he's going to a funeral with fairy lights. HYSTERICAL!
Oh and every time Maksy pinches Tom---just know it's meant for me!

2. 85 and Cheryl-
Oh dear...if you need 2 pros to get you in dancing shape...you don't belong here! I'm sorry Cheryl...I'm ready for you to leave even if you are the birthday girl. Please...if we keep her on any longer she'll be weighted down by all that crazy jewelry 85 is throwing her way! No more BLING for you missy! He's just so annoying. That voice of his is...Mike Tyson meets some other dude. Its' got that squeaky high pitch thing going on and I don't like it!

3. Nicole and Derek-
Easy turbos...way to get the emotional side of me with her cute little Aunt that had Down Syndrome. How dare they mess with a preggo and her hormones! Anyway..about Nicole...seriously folks...is it really that cold in that rehearsal room? What's up with that gigantic scarf she was wearing while dancing. My goodness. I could barely see her face. I'm just a little sick of her, too. She's such a baby! Oh and...Carrie Ann...I think you tell someone every season they are the best dancer ever. Hard to take you seriously when you say it this time.

4. Pamian-
Oh boy...not the animal activist bit again. Been there done that. I have one positive thing to say about Pamian this week. I am extremely happy to see that their rehearsal time is authentic. They don't "argue"---make up drama. They just work. Of course Pam ends up ruining it by trying to be something she's not...like Ms. Innocent...but at least the rehearsal time is tolerable.

Quick note---did you all catch that Train will be performing at the results show this week. I laughed out loud. I'm a huge fan of Train and I found it amusing that they will be performing because if you recall, it was their latest hit---Soul Sister--that was utterly butchered on the show a few weeks back. My windows shattered and all. I'm sure when they heard that...they insisted on coming on and showing America--how it's supposed to sound.

5. Niecy and Louie-
She's not funny anymore. Maybe I'm bored...maybe I'm tired...but I'm sick of the food jokes, the fat jokes, and the eyelashes of course! The dance was okay but that ending...YIKES. And Carrie Ann---ease up with the weight digs. This week it was, "Niecy, you're impressively light on your feet." I said it last time...Niecy asked for it. And now Len...when he said that Louie can help lift her chest---Uh hello Lenny--were you asleep the week Louie came out of the closet?

6. Evanna-
AWESOME! WOO HOO!!! What a way to come back and show those judges you are the man to beat this season! He officially has my vote after Maks gets booted out!

Now on to the team dances--
Team Gaga
I was thrilled to see that my 2 favorite couples, Maks/Erin and Evanna were not on the same team as Nicole and 85. HOWEVER--I knew having Niecy on their team would hurt them. I love how 85 was concerned that his fate lies in the hands of others...like he's sooooo good, Please...you could be the one to ruin it for the group! Pam's splits were awful---I'm pretty sure I can do better. All in all...dance was good. Now...if you notice..earlier in the blog, I commented on Cheryl being weighed down by the additional bling from 85. Well...once again I'm proven correct. Did you all catch her near fall. Oh how I thoroughly enjoyed that! Too bad she didn't hit ground.

Team Madonna
Hold on a minute...Niecy can do the splits? Whoa baby! As for the pulling off the skirts business. Oh boy...if I were Niecy I would have insisted that part be left out. Good grief.

Well, that's about it for this week...

I'm thinking Pam goes home...but I want 85 out first!

Until next week...
Keep Dancing...
Len-da Isa-ba