Bring some class...with the Classicals!

Hello again dear viewers!

Of course I'm excited this week...because my favorite dance of all time is on! I LOVE LOVE the freaking Paso Doble. That dance has now made it on my bucket list. I must dance that dance just once in my life and WELL before I die. Now...to talk Raresh into it.

A big round of applause and humongo props to that violinist! Holy moly was he good or what? And he played the violin well, too! LOL!!! To all you talented musicians out there--I hate you a little.

Now...first out of the gate...
Romeo and Chelsea---Love her but he's annoying. I don't need you to take off your sad little bolero jacket and show me your 12 year old body, okay? You're not quite up there with the Maks's of the world...so just keep your buttonless vest on and just dance. With that said...the music was amazing and the dance was very entertaining. But...what's up with the lifts being allowed now? Did they allow those last season and I missed it? Anyway...it's good.

Kendra and Louis--Viennese Waltz and Mafia theme just do not mix...come on KENDRA...you know about what mixes...like your rum and cokes...and what doesn't ...like you and Hugh Hefner. And no surprise that their dance sucked since their vision was soooo far off base. It really was painful to watch.

Sugary and Anna--LEAVE THE PURPLE LEGGINGS HOME!!! Please!  That's all!

Petra and Dmitry--Oh Petra...Petra...Petra...please crawl under one (Petra means rock)----the best part of that dance was when he ripped off her cape at the end---he should have used that cape to cover her up. She looked ridiculous with those hands on her boney little hips. Not so good...how could they say she was on a roll? Am I the only one that thought that sucked? She ruined my paso!

Oh no...oh no...oh no...okay...I wasn't recording and got a call...and paused and well...long story short---I missed some things. I tuned back in to when Ralph and Karina got their scores ---grrrrr I think I just missed Ralph...darn--it's cool, I'll catch it tomorrow during the famous 4 hour recap.

Hines and Kym--What's up with Kym's face? It's looking weirder than ever! However...they rocked the dance floor. It was soooo good. I'm not sure if it was the violinist again or the freaking flames, or what...but I loved their dance! LOVED IT.

Chelsea and Mark---That was wonderful. I feel like this episode of DWTS was a So You Think You Can Dance episode. So creative. I think Len was just a tad bit over dramatic. Yeah, I know...Len? Dramatic?NEVER!. Is it sad that I had no idea that was Harry Potter theme music until they had to explain it to me. How old am I? Seriously.

Cheryl and Chris--Wait...hold up...Dwyane The ROCK Johnson was a wrestler? Huh?---Man...I guess I've been living under a "rock"---heh heh. Did I know that? As for their dance...He was arrogant but not nearly as powerful as I wanted him to be. What a waste. I agreed with Len...no power.

My Maksy and the luckiest woman alive--Kirstie--I love how she's the one with "hip pain and injury" this week. You had it coming! Kidding.  Please let the poor couple forget the fall her around the world. Bear with me...the next thoughts are all over the place but must be mentioned.
When my girl...said, "you're handsome, you're a good dancer, you're every girls dream"--I swear I yelled AMEN SISTA!!! She hit the nail on the head. Now...if you still don't know why I love Maks...(you're nuts) but I'll tell you---He's handsome, he's a good dancer, he's every girls dream AND he lifted Kirstie up like a delicate flower. Damn he's strong!
Okay...after the lift...what the heck...her heel got caught in the dress or her shoe came off...I was DYING! Then she stops turning and Maks is still turning...aye yay yay...those two just can't catch a break! Can I just kiss Maks already! Sheesh! I'll add that to my bucket list. Now I just need to get Raresh on board with that one, too! LOL.

Okay folks...well...I guess that about covers it.

Until next week...keep dancing!
Len-da

Not sure what season we're in...or how long I'll last..

BUT for the time being--I am watching DWTS. Not because it's a good season, or because I even really care about this show anymore---but because of 3 things---My mom watches and asks me my opinion all the time, my kids have finally given in to my bedtime routine and finally---THERE IS NOTHING on TV anymore.

Before we move on I would just like to say that I'm sad to see that Edyta is really gone. I'll miss her accent IMMENSELY!

So...with that out of the way and since my attention span for this show is super small--I'll get right to it. This week is all about personal stories. This should be good.

Wendy Williams--She's a man, right? It's ABC's version of bringing a new angle to the show. We've had a deaf person, an amputee, an astronaut, a few really old folks, some gay people and now this is their first cross dresser...right? Well...HE won't be on long. But poor Tony...always stuck with the ...um..."interesting" contestants.

Chelsea and Mark--They were okay. I guess. I HAVE NO CLUE...NONE...who she is. How freaking old am I? I swear, I turned 30 last summer and somehow..aged about a zillion years since then! Sheesh.

Chris and Cheryl--They did a great job and I always feel so bad for those who have lost a loved one. Who is that kid in the audience with hair big enough to keep us all warm that they kept showing after Chris's performance? Oh and I would be remiss if I didn't mention this quick thing about Bruno saying Chris's dancing was naked...yeah I bet you'd like that! Same old Bruno.

Kendra and Louie--That smoke machine completely engulfed her! I couldn't stop laughing. She freaking disappeared before our very eyes! No wonder she was stumbling all over the place as though she was back partying at the mansion.  I missed the rest of the dance because I was laughing so hard. I guess--based on the judges and the scores-- it was pretty good. I didn't rewind...I wasn't that interested. Her little son is a total doll. Not quite as cute as my little guy...but cute.  See...judge for yourself.

See...told ya. Anyway...

Chelsea and Romeo--No comment. I really can't think of anything worth typing.

Hines and Kym--Another contestant that I don't have much to say about. Sorry...

Petra and Dmitry---Carrie Ann IS definitely in a good mood. She didn't mention anything about the lift. Good...the dance was lovely and we don't need her poo pooing all over the place.

Sugary and Anna- (yeah that's right I'll call him Sugary)---He looked like a total fool. That face he was making was killing me. You really can't make a serious, angry face? Sheesh...that's pretty pathetic for a boxer. I'm surprised Anna didn't bust up laughing at that ridiculous scowl he had on his face. And as for the reference Bruno was making...and Carrie Ann was insinuating about...yes...those pants...were a little REVEALING...he had to hold the boxing glove in a very precise location while chatting with Brooke.

My sweet Maks and Kirstie--I..of course...was a little angry at the pairing up...BUT now that I've watched them...I think I like the bond they have. Now...let's talk about that tragic "thigh cramp"---oh man....Sorry Maksy but no woman with some extra meat on her bones is going to believe that it had nothing to do with her. I hate that I'm like this...but you know Kirstie feels that she's to blame and although I did rewind a zillion times...and it does appear to be Maks's fault...I can't help but think she did have a little something to do with it. I would like to remind all of America, that my sweet Maks was in a horrible ski accident years ago and he has like 2 or 4 metal rods in his leg. So...cut my poor baby some slack! They did recover very well. I would have crumbled and just walked off stage. No wait... I would have insisted Maks take his pants off immediately...(to check the wound, of course). I think we all know that he won't get the mirror ball this year...but I'll enjoy his moves while I can.

Ralph and Karrrrina--Karrrina has had botox right? She looks horrible. Worse than before. Oh and was Ralph Maccio even legal on his wedding day? Didn't think you can get married when you're 12. My goodness! BUT YAY for 24 years of marriage! So rare these days and I love hearing those stories. As for the judges...leave him alone. He's in love with his wife...not Botoxina...okay? Idiots!

One final question for the fans still watching. Who are these so called Dance Troop people?? Are they planning on phasing out our favorite pros? Hope not.

Guess that's it for tonight...
Keep Dancing.

Len-da