Rumors...Rumors...but soon we'll know the truth!

Okay so apparently many of you know that DWTS season 10 cast list will be announced today! I have yet to see any announcements.

I did however hear a lot of buzz and possibilities of who's on and what's going to change but for now...none of it can be written in stone.

Here's what I hear is going down...

First off...my prediction is most likely coming a reality....More like NIGHTMARE! Kate freaking Gosselin is on the show. I'll just say it right now...I know Maks will be paired up with her. I just know it. AND since I'm already expecting it I would like to put out a special message for my Maksy to read.

BE THE BIGGEST ASS YOU CAN BE! okay? Seriously...be mean...be harsh...BE THE MAKS we know and love! If you need assistance in how to be condescending and horrible take a little looksy at some of the fine episodes of Jon and Kate plus Eight---you've got much to learn from the master!

Other buzz and rumors are that we might have a little Full House reunion with Candace Cameron-Bure and John Stamos both appearing this season. I really like them both so if it's true...I hope you two can dance! However, the million dollar question is...if they both are on the show--who would Bob Saggot vote for??? His precious DJ or Uncle Jesse--Oh the problems---Oh the dilemma...

I hear that Pam-Jugs-Anderson is on as well as Kevin Federline---aka Brittney's Ex who's now a porker.--wait wasn't he on some celebrity (ha) fit show? Maybe he's not a porker...we'll see.

We already know Samantha's gone...but who will be her replacement??? The rumor mill says...
the contenders are:
Brooke Burke---nah...she'd annoy me.
Kelly Osborne---Oh please....
Melissa Rycroft---Seriously...move on already---your 15 minutes are UP!
and Vanessa Minillo---I guess she'd be good. She's Nick Lachey's girlfriend and former Miss Teen USA. She hosted a show called True Beauty and although I like her...I can't say I'll like her for DWTS.

And finally the best rumor (in my opinion)---Karrrina, Slutina...looks like a Bull in heat Smirnoff has been CUT from the pros list. Oh nice would that be? Actually, I'd take another season of Karina if we can get rid of that ridiculous back up singer with forehead flare!

Stay tuned tonight as they reveal the cast in a very long and drawn out ABC fashion during the 7 hour Bachelor Finale---all the rumors will finally be put to REST!

DWTS starts Monday, March 22nd.--Stay tuned!

Len-da