Bring some class...with the Classicals!

Hello again dear viewers!

Of course I'm excited this week...because my favorite dance of all time is on! I LOVE LOVE the freaking Paso Doble. That dance has now made it on my bucket list. I must dance that dance just once in my life and WELL before I die. Now...to talk Raresh into it.

A big round of applause and humongo props to that violinist! Holy moly was he good or what? And he played the violin well, too! LOL!!! To all you talented musicians out there--I hate you a little.

Now...first out of the gate...
Romeo and Chelsea---Love her but he's annoying. I don't need you to take off your sad little bolero jacket and show me your 12 year old body, okay? You're not quite up there with the Maks's of the world...so just keep your buttonless vest on and just dance. With that said...the music was amazing and the dance was very entertaining. But...what's up with the lifts being allowed now? Did they allow those last season and I missed it? Anyway...it's good.

Kendra and Louis--Viennese Waltz and Mafia theme just do not mix...come on KENDRA...you know about what mixes...like your rum and cokes...and what doesn't ...like you and Hugh Hefner. And no surprise that their dance sucked since their vision was soooo far off base. It really was painful to watch.

Sugary and Anna--LEAVE THE PURPLE LEGGINGS HOME!!! Please!  That's all!

Petra and Dmitry--Oh Petra...Petra...Petra...please crawl under one (Petra means rock)----the best part of that dance was when he ripped off her cape at the end---he should have used that cape to cover her up. She looked ridiculous with those hands on her boney little hips. Not so good...how could they say she was on a roll? Am I the only one that thought that sucked? She ruined my paso!

Oh no...oh no...oh no...okay...I wasn't recording and got a call...and paused and well...long story short---I missed some things. I tuned back in to when Ralph and Karina got their scores ---grrrrr I think I just missed Ralph...darn--it's cool, I'll catch it tomorrow during the famous 4 hour recap.

Hines and Kym--What's up with Kym's face? It's looking weirder than ever! However...they rocked the dance floor. It was soooo good. I'm not sure if it was the violinist again or the freaking flames, or what...but I loved their dance! LOVED IT.

Chelsea and Mark---That was wonderful. I feel like this episode of DWTS was a So You Think You Can Dance episode. So creative. I think Len was just a tad bit over dramatic. Yeah, I know...Len? Dramatic?NEVER!. Is it sad that I had no idea that was Harry Potter theme music until they had to explain it to me. How old am I? Seriously.

Cheryl and Chris--Wait...hold up...Dwyane The ROCK Johnson was a wrestler? Huh?---Man...I guess I've been living under a "rock"---heh heh. Did I know that? As for their dance...He was arrogant but not nearly as powerful as I wanted him to be. What a waste. I agreed with Len...no power.

My Maksy and the luckiest woman alive--Kirstie--I love how she's the one with "hip pain and injury" this week. You had it coming! Kidding.  Please let the poor couple forget the fall her around the world. Bear with me...the next thoughts are all over the place but must be mentioned.
When my girl...said, "you're handsome, you're a good dancer, you're every girls dream"--I swear I yelled AMEN SISTA!!! She hit the nail on the head. Now...if you still don't know why I love Maks...(you're nuts) but I'll tell you---He's handsome, he's a good dancer, he's every girls dream AND he lifted Kirstie up like a delicate flower. Damn he's strong!
Okay...after the lift...what the heck...her heel got caught in the dress or her shoe came off...I was DYING! Then she stops turning and Maks is still turning...aye yay yay...those two just can't catch a break! Can I just kiss Maks already! Sheesh! I'll add that to my bucket list. Now I just need to get Raresh on board with that one, too! LOL.

Okay folks...well...I guess that about covers it.

Until next week...keep dancing!
Len-da