Samantha has reached a whole new level of skinny. I guess she's worried they won't renew her contract so she's working out extra hard to be thin and stylish. Well, missy---if you do get your contract renewed I'LL BE SHOCKED!
THE SHOW IS NOW BACK TO 2 HOURS?!?! Oh brother, so much filler last night. We all know the results show is nothing but filler and that's annoying enough but the performance show does not need to be 2 hours now---we have 5 couples left. 5!!! We can easily get this thing down to 1 hour!
Now on to the dancing part of the show---(filler schmiller with the pros doing 2 group dances.) They were very good and always entertaining but it's really unnecessary. Those 2 segments alone were like 20 minutes! You know what else is unnecessary??? The 3 judges telling America what the remaining dancers need to work on. WE KNOW---you tell us after every single dance what you like and what you don't like!!! Geez Louise. Can we say overkill?
Shawn and Mark-
Mark needs to settle down some and stop out dancing Shawn. They look so unbalanced. She's wayyyy too precise and gym"mechanical"nastics---It seriously looks like a floor routine in heels. She's a sweet girl and a hard worker but she doesn't look natural out there. Her first dance was okay, but I personally liked the second one better. I think the Paso Doble suits her mechanical dance style. However, did anyone else miss her solo?---Solo??? What solo? It must have been pretty unimpressive for me to not even notice.
Ty and Chelsie
What in the world was that clip of Ty in a leopard bathrobe doing on this show??? That was so unnatural. Do you really think Ty the BULL rider wears a big plush leopard print bathrobe right before he goes to bed? I DON'T THINK SO FOLKS! That was the most ridiculous bit EVER. Then they show Jewel putting her hands on his shoulders and asking him, "Honey, are you coming to bed?" Oh pah-lese!!! Who the heck do you think you're fooling? HOG WASH! I really do like Chelsie and I just can't believe she hasn't annoyed me once. That's near impossible to do. Now on to Ty's second dance....that was a Rumba??? How? That looked nothing like a Rumba---where was the seduction?, the romance?, the dance of love??? NOT THERE! Ty really did suck something fierce in that dance but I just loved that ending. Jewel was busting up and rightfully so. That was too funny and too cute. I also loved that he hopes that ending will pay dividends later on. He doesn't miss a beat. (Samantha...take some lessons from Ty---even he's got better interviewing skills!)--Last but not least--second dance had some major boob grabs by Ty!---MAJOR!
Big head Kim and Derek--
Why the big surprise that Kim can't do ballroom? There is nothing classy and elegant about her! Duh! That song they had to dance to, my goodness that singer sounded awful. Voice cracking, off key issues---oooooo it was bad. As for Bruno and his opinions of Little Kim---well, I think it's best he tell you himself... (don't forget---pause the music down below---before hitting play)
You'll have to pardon my horrific look---I literally threw my costume together in minutes. I know my videos have been missed, especially by my little niece who thinks I'm her silliest Aunt. I can't disappoint her! So enjoy Amanda...that's all for you!
Back to Bruno's very harsh comment of calling her a tramp---notice the only other person clapping (besides Little Kim) was Marlee Matlin---she must have misread his lips and thought he said something like..."You try to be a lady but you're more comfortable as a lamp." That's the only explanation , I can think of as to why Marlee would be clapping. Even I think Bruno took it a little too far. He's so full of it...blaming the blunder on his comment being lost in translation. YEAH RIGHT! You better watch your back Buttface-runo Little Kim's got some BIG friends in the audience who have her bionic back! It was nice to see Lil body, big head Kim realize she got insulted while she was back stage---it's about time you get a clue and realize calling you raunchy and bitchy is not a compliment!---she looked seriously bummed--oh well, she's lived through harder times...she'll get through this, too.
Cheryl "Boobs" Burke and Gilles--They know they are good and they are, but I just don't want Cheryl to win. She's really annoyed me this season and if I have to see that black and purple zip up warm up suit outfit during her rehearsals ONE MORE WEEK---I'll die! Notice, when Gilles mentioned back stage that the two of them have such a good vibe between them and Samantha said, "Yeah, we all know that!"---oooo man oh man...Cheryl did not like that comment one bit! The truth hurts, huh? The second dance was a little too much. I know Cheryl's been waiting all season to do this dance with him and I'm thrilled---just thrilled--it didn't turn out as they expected. The song---"Sexual Healing"---really? The rolling around on the floor?? Wow---that's not breaking any ballroom dance rules or rules of commitment, trust and marriage for that matter. Honestly, the way those 2 carry on...I'm just sick over it! Did I mention the lips touching at the end?? I'm done...DONE DONE DONE! you HOMEWRECKER!!! okay, now I'm done!
Tony and Injured Melissa (injured my foot!) she looked fine to me! She had a bad night as far as costumes were concerned. Her first outfit--what's the point in wearing a skirt if it's gonna be sheer? I could see her tighty whities! I also just love how she keeps touching her ribs to remind us all that she's injured. WHATEVER! As you know, I'm not the biggest fan of hers but I do like Tony and I think it's time he wins! The second dance...well you all saw it...her boob was hanging out of her sequence bra. I was dying---she was dying...AMERICA WAS DYING!!! I even noticed Carrie Ann sneaking a peek at her peak at the ending. I think Len needed some medication for sure on that one! Carrie Ann called that dance flawless (and it was good--for a busted rib and all-ha ha ha) but here's something Melissa can work on for next week---how about getting a costume that fits! So there!!!
Last but not least---I think Little Kim should give some of her big head to Mayo---that professional has got one ridiculously small head for that body of his. If he wins---I'll have so much to say about that next season! Oh dear! My mind is just spinning thinking about it. When Lisa "Big lips" Rhinna said, "I just hope I make Mayo look good!" My first thought was, IMPOSSIBLE"---not matter how good you dance---he'll still have that fist size head. (I'm such a jerk!)
Well folks, that's all she wrote...
Keep Dancing,
Len-da
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