I see they are now making an attempt to add new dances to change up the show. I believe they have tried this before and it didn't prove to be fair well. Let's see how it goes this time around. Apparently, the shows ratings have dropped MAJORLY! It hasn't been this low since 2005 or 2006. I'm not surprised. The producers are thinking they might need to cut it down to having the show once a year rather than 2. My idea is cut down the contestants to 8or 10 couples...make hte show 1 hour long and eliminate results night completely. That would perk up the audience.
I would like to take a moment and predict IN WRITING that I have a sneaky feeling that one way the show will boost ratings is by asking Kate Gosselin to join the cast. They are waiting for the divorce drama to end and then mark my words...they'll catch that big fish... hook, line and sinker! She's greedy and loves to be in the spotlight...so what a perfect fit! Just wanted to put that out there! And I'm sure they'll pair her up with my Maksy and that will be the final nail in my coffin. URGHGHAGH
Anyway...moving on...
Chuck and Anna-Entertaining, but the guy really needs to go. He's not very good. I think he's fun to watch but I'm slowly getting over it. The one thing that I am sick to death of is his HAIR---or lack of hair. I just can't stomach it. What self-respecting man has a Mohawk?
Oh brother...how painful was it to listen to Chuck explain to SaMANtha about the lasso...spit it out buddy.
Melissa and Mark-I was already annoyed at their pre-dance squat-fest....but they won me over. That dance was awesome. I loved the black and white effect at the beginning and then the music and steps...great job! The one thing that I'm gonna say about Mark and yes this is going to be mean...so brace yourself. Was he wearing those funny groucho glasses and nose? Sure looked like it to me. Yikes Mark...YIKES.
Natalie and Alec- EXCELLENT. I really like her. She has yet to annoy me. That is a very good sign. She had excellent balance and some fancy split tricks... She also has become a lot more comfortable with being so close to Alec. I think the judges are ridiculous. Okay...you want Natalie to be more romantic and close than she already was...geez louise--THE MAN IS MARRIED. As for what Bruno blubbered...I can't say I even bothered to listen.
Aaron and Karrrina--I can barely stand to look at that little baby and his hussy. Can you even believe that there is talks that he and Karina are an item. Oh brother. Wow...her standards have sure taken a NOSE dive! That scene with Aaron crying and needing his brother from another mother to comfort him---I couldn't help but shake my head in disapproval. He bugs. She bugs. AND of course they would get the Lambada of all dances. Those producers sure are smart. They know what sells and based on the press..this might be it. I thought the dance was awful. AWFUL. I'm not sure how gymnastics fit into it at all, there was a lot of aggressive dancing that didn't flow., and a lot of unnecessary repetition. My favorite part was when they totally RUINED the ending. PERFECT. Just perfect. Oh boy... those judges comments are gonna make him cry. You can totally see the lip quivering. I'm sorry...did any of you listen to Karina's explanation for the backflip? Hysterical. NO sense...none. "We thought that when you go to the beech and you are having fun and the flip and the water and the heat...WHAT??? And I loved how Aaron was telling all of us that he won't cry this time around....you sure about that buddy?
Lacey and Mark-It's always a nice touch to include some family visits. I think I expected him to do much worse. He was actually pretty good. That song..and those singers...oh boy...that was awful. They really messed that one up! I am a little sick of all the contestants running out in the audience and stealing kisses...just wait until after the show okay?
Louie & Kelly-She auditioned for Chicago...got the lead...and then they took it away cause she couldn't dance...sure she did. She probably made the call backs and then when they realized she can't dance they cut her from the audition pool. Got the lead....yeah right. And those nails...geez...as you all know I love love love nail polish...but that's a bit much even for me. The dance was good but they went a little overboard.---THEY ALL went overboard. I think Melissa's was better. WAIT A COTTON PICKEN MINUTE...did you all hear that SaMANtha apparently played Roxy in Chicago...oh gag me! Maybe her understudy...
Joanna and Derek...(cue barf fest---NOW!) I also am not an animal person so that whole pet adoption idea didn't do a thing for me. Again...producers why do you have to make Derek and Joanna do the Lambada, too. It's not enough that Karrrina (her twin) had to dance it, too. How do they decide who dances what? Oh dear...Derek put your shirt back on. No one wants to see a prepubescent boy half naked up there...NO ONE! I hate that they love her. I hate that they are all making such a big deal about them. But Tom B. was hysterical when he said he thinks that the parents are probably in bed, too. ha ha As far as Derek thinking he can compete in the big leagues and take off his shirt with the best of them...i.e. MAKS...not quite! Keep trying!
Donny and Kym-The throwing himself on the ground during rehearsal...I'm sure your kids will love seeing their daddy throw a temper tantrum. Newsflash...kids pick up on things we say and do right??? You're in for a real treat! As for their dance...very entertaining. I think I really like the Charleston. Those dances were the most fun to watch.
Michael and Anna---I forwarded right through it... sorry...not a fan favorite. Anna is soooo boring they need to bring in Tony to spice things up a bit. There time is limited...very limited.
Chelsie and Louie-I miss Ty. That whole piece was so cute. the mini-me comment...the "I need a booster" to get on the horse...too too funny. What I love about Louie is that when the judges knock him and tear him to shreds---he gets this smirk on his face as if his grandpa said something totally old-fashioned. I love it. He's such a good sport...no crying for this guy.
Mya and Dmitry--they are good. No doubt about it.
And finally the show ends and I can catch some shut eye.
Keep Dancing,
Len-da Isa-ba
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