Not sure what season we're in...or how long I'll last..

BUT for the time being--I am watching DWTS. Not because it's a good season, or because I even really care about this show anymore---but because of 3 things---My mom watches and asks me my opinion all the time, my kids have finally given in to my bedtime routine and finally---THERE IS NOTHING on TV anymore.

Before we move on I would just like to say that I'm sad to see that Edyta is really gone. I'll miss her accent IMMENSELY!

So...with that out of the way and since my attention span for this show is super small--I'll get right to it. This week is all about personal stories. This should be good.

Wendy Williams--She's a man, right? It's ABC's version of bringing a new angle to the show. We've had a deaf person, an amputee, an astronaut, a few really old folks, some gay people and now this is their first cross dresser...right? Well...HE won't be on long. But poor Tony...always stuck with the ...um..."interesting" contestants.

Chelsea and Mark--They were okay. I guess. I HAVE NO CLUE...NONE...who she is. How freaking old am I? I swear, I turned 30 last summer and somehow..aged about a zillion years since then! Sheesh.

Chris and Cheryl--They did a great job and I always feel so bad for those who have lost a loved one. Who is that kid in the audience with hair big enough to keep us all warm that they kept showing after Chris's performance? Oh and I would be remiss if I didn't mention this quick thing about Bruno saying Chris's dancing was naked...yeah I bet you'd like that! Same old Bruno.

Kendra and Louie--That smoke machine completely engulfed her! I couldn't stop laughing. She freaking disappeared before our very eyes! No wonder she was stumbling all over the place as though she was back partying at the mansion.  I missed the rest of the dance because I was laughing so hard. I guess--based on the judges and the scores-- it was pretty good. I didn't rewind...I wasn't that interested. Her little son is a total doll. Not quite as cute as my little guy...but cute.  See...judge for yourself.

See...told ya. Anyway...

Chelsea and Romeo--No comment. I really can't think of anything worth typing.

Hines and Kym--Another contestant that I don't have much to say about. Sorry...

Petra and Dmitry---Carrie Ann IS definitely in a good mood. She didn't mention anything about the lift. Good...the dance was lovely and we don't need her poo pooing all over the place.

Sugary and Anna- (yeah that's right I'll call him Sugary)---He looked like a total fool. That face he was making was killing me. You really can't make a serious, angry face? Sheesh...that's pretty pathetic for a boxer. I'm surprised Anna didn't bust up laughing at that ridiculous scowl he had on his face. And as for the reference Bruno was making...and Carrie Ann was insinuating about...yes...those pants...were a little REVEALING...he had to hold the boxing glove in a very precise location while chatting with Brooke.

My sweet Maks and Kirstie--I..of course...was a little angry at the pairing up...BUT now that I've watched them...I think I like the bond they have. Now...let's talk about that tragic "thigh cramp"---oh man....Sorry Maksy but no woman with some extra meat on her bones is going to believe that it had nothing to do with her. I hate that I'm like this...but you know Kirstie feels that she's to blame and although I did rewind a zillion times...and it does appear to be Maks's fault...I can't help but think she did have a little something to do with it. I would like to remind all of America, that my sweet Maks was in a horrible ski accident years ago and he has like 2 or 4 metal rods in his leg. So...cut my poor baby some slack! They did recover very well. I would have crumbled and just walked off stage. No wait... I would have insisted Maks take his pants off immediately...(to check the wound, of course). I think we all know that he won't get the mirror ball this year...but I'll enjoy his moves while I can.

Ralph and Karrrrina--Karrrina has had botox right? She looks horrible. Worse than before. Oh and was Ralph Maccio even legal on his wedding day? Didn't think you can get married when you're 12. My goodness! BUT YAY for 24 years of marriage! So rare these days and I love hearing those stories. As for the judges...leave him alone. He's in love with his wife...not Botoxina...okay? Idiots!

One final question for the fans still watching. Who are these so called Dance Troop people?? Are they planning on phasing out our favorite pros? Hope not.

Guess that's it for tonight...
Keep Dancing.

Len-da